No, that's a dumb idea!

Aw, but it sounded cool in my head.

Your head is full of dumb ideas!

I've decided; I'm going to become a hunter!

I said no!

Aw, come on, Mom!

I'm not your mother!

Oh...

Yeah...

Get out of my house.

I suddenly don't want to become a hunter...

I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT!

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH...

Hello, everyone and welcome to the Hunter Exam!

For the next few hours, I will be your guide.

I hope everyone's having a good time so far.

I know I aaammmmm...

When we reach our destination, you will all be informed of what your challenge will be!

But until we get there, We have food, drinks and party games.

The games on start for next few minutes, so y'all just remain in.

Hey, I'm Gon, how's it going？

Hi, I'm Killua.

What do you like to do for fun?

Well, my hobbies are killing...

I,Is that it？

So, who are you, old man？

I'm 9 and a half years old, thank you very much!

You look like you're 40!

And YOU look like a man!

I AM a man.

Boo-rippedy-doopedy-shit.

Who was that?

His name's Kurapika.

He's been hit on by almost every guy in this boat cause everyone thinks he's a girl...

~Why, hello there~

I'm a dude!

~I know...

...Except for that guy. He knew he was a dude.

Ewwww...

Alright everyone, who wants to play Twister？

Many hours of twisting later...

Alright everyone, I will now explain the rules for the challenge.

You will be hunting each other in this forest.

Get it？

Hunted...Hunter...

EXAM？

Get it？

I got it.

SHUT UP.

Anyways, you're only allowed to hunt the person with the same numbers on the tag you got earlier!

If you successfully hunt your target you earn three points!

Everyone else's tag is worth one point.

Your own tag is worth three points.

You need a total of six points to be able to pass.

What happens if we get seven points?

NOTHING!

Oh.

Every person gets two minutes run the FUCK away into the forest.

Y'all have one week to complete the challenge!

Well, what do we do if we finish before the week？

I don't fuckin know!

Wait...

God damn...

Oh...

Alrighty, let's start!

Many two minutes later.

Hunters Exam, Day 3.

I've been tracking my target with these butterflies.

I think he's gone a bit crazy...

Especially with what happened last night.

I don't need it...

I don't need it...

I don't need it...

I especially don't need it. I don't need it!

aah

I NEEEEDDD ITTT!!!

AAAAAHAHAHAHA!AAHAHAHAHA!AHAHA!

Now, all I have to do is wait until he attacks Birdman.

What a beautiful day, Puckock

Puckock

A little over my taste, but whatever.

Huh？

PUCKOCK!

It's Hisoka!Oh, no!

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hnnh!

Hnn？

Oh!

Hnn...

Puckock!

He's...just the right ~fit~

Yes, I got the badge!

Now, all I need to do is avoid people for the rest of the week, and I'm home free-

Hnnh!

Hello, little white boy. Do you know who I am？

No.

My name is Timmy, but that name was given to me by my white slavers.

Would you like to know my NEW name？

Not really.

My new name is Black Timmy.

Now, I know whatcho thinking.

"Timmy, how did you come up with such an original name？"

And to that, I respond with:

SHUT UP!

The name's Black Timmy!

Damn crackers always getting my name wrong...

Oh God, I can't move and my tags are gone.

The only thing that would make this worse is if-

Haaaahaha!

Hey, sleeping beauty-

OH, PLEASE NO!

It seems like you've fallen and you can't get up.

You should get life alert.

I never leave home without it.

How old are you..？

Don't ask about my age!

Anyways, I'm just gonna leave these here, since apparently Timmy here-

Black...Timmy...!

Whatever, he was my target. Also, I heard there were some lost boy scouts around here.

I'm gonna go try and uhhh Help them out. I'll see you later!

Get back here you...old man

I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

BYE!

Were you expecting me to make a clown joke？

Are you kidding me？That'd be too easy!

Ronald Mcdonald ain't got nothing on me!

Oh and uh... thanks for watching.

I guess...

Hey, I'm Gon.

But you're right there!？

No,no. I'm here, but I'm Gon.

That doesn't make any sense.You're right here!

No! I'm here, but I'm 'Gon'.

I still don't get it.

My name is GON!

OOOhhhhh, okay. But,wait...

Where'd your name go？

Oh my god-