This isn't an office; it's a pigsty!

It's no wonder you haven't had a case in months.

You're wrong; I just polished off a whole case.

Look, kid, yu're no dummy; I wouldn't want to live without me, either.

But you're gonna have to go back to your real parents.

Hey, Conan, are you having any fun yet?

I can hardly contain myself.

Conan! Stop slacking and pass out some of these flyers!

Perfect. I used to be a world-class detective, now I'm a pint-sized errand boy.

Roland Dufour killed Mitchell Gray; it's obvious!

Then he drank the poison and went Jacques Cousteau in the pond.

Why don't you tag along, sir?

We might need help floating our keg.

Hey, you got it, man; don't have to tell me twice!

I wonder if Richard's ever heard of AA.

Here you go, sir.

Whenever you're ready for your coat, just bring this back to me.

That's almost my favorite number.

So, you're a writer?

But you're so tan⏤I thought writers were pale, sickly people.

Yeah, but...

E... earthquake!

Relax, it's not an earthquake; they've begun destroying the building.

You got the cause of death?

We're pretty sure it's the knife in his back, sir.

Inspector, do you usually use children to conduct an interrogation?

It's a school project.

C'mon, take it easy, Jimmy.

It's just for one night, and besides, you're a growing boy; you need to eat your dinner.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Hmm... didn't know they had scratch-'n'-sniff.

She's not gonna get any deader; we can hear what Conan has to say.

One thing's certain: We can't assume this man was the victim of a common robbery.

Let's assume this man was the victim of a common robbery.

We're watching Yoko; it's a family matter!

How is it a family matter?

Well, 'cause she's gonna be your stepmother someday.

You gotta hand it to Richard; he's never lacking in self-esteem.

So, you unlock your door and there's a stiff new edition to your living room furniture?

Detective Moore, wake up!

It's like trying to wake Rip Van Winkle.

A robbery? Could it be?

Those kids aren't burglars.

I... I don't feel too hungry anymore; I have some cupcakes hidden under my mattress.

What about you, Conan?

I guess I'll save it.

Well, you wouldn't want like, books or something?

Maybe some taller shoes.

So, you've been abandoned and I'm stuck holding the bill?

You were broke until I came.

Some of them are worth over a hundred thousand dollars.

Whoa! That'd pay for a lot of beer!

Dad, calm down, will you? Quit acting stupid; you're really starting to embarrass me.

You're starting to sound like your mother.

Hey, why are there barnacles only on the bottom the boat?

If it's been underwater for seven years, wouldn't they be all over it?

Oh, brother! Not if it's a ghost ship, you dimwit!

It's called "Art of Deduction: From the Case Files of Richard Moore".

You basically play as a gumshoe trying to solve all these different types of cases.

When you get stumped, you go to Dad, who gives you tips and advice.

Cool!

Oh, so it's a fantasy game.

Y'know? It's kinda sad to think that I'm actually living so much of his life for him.

How do they expect me to write a decent report with this stuff?

I've seen more thought-provoking material in the tabloids.

And how do you expect to have a romantic love affair with him around?

Love affair?

Rachel, why else would we leave the city and come out here to the middle of freaking nowhere?

Nothing kindles the flames of passion like sitting by the fireplace on a cold, moon-lit night in the country.

I feel sorry for the sucker who falls for that man trap.

You know, Richard, having a relationship with you is just like doing my nails.

I worked on them, but there's always a flaw.

Yeah, well, don't complain the water's warm when you're the only one swimming in the pool.

Witch!

Hey, kids, today's word is dysfunctional.

Uh, so ,where's Sallinger?

He just left; he said he needed to go use the john.

Hey, that's great; I think I'll go help him.

Something is weighing heavily on your tender heart.

Uh-huh.

- Oh, please. Spare me. - I heard that!

So, how is flipping through a book something worth remembering?

Moron! It's about the czar and his wife spending time with their kids, which would be great memories because you aren't one of 'em!

What the hell are you doing in here?

I was trying to get him out!

Yippee! A car ride!

Who is this??

He's one of Doctor Agasa's relatives.

Well, he's bothering me; get him outta here!

Sure, I'll just toss him out the window in the middle of the highway.

He needs to buy a toothbrush, a can of pinto beans, and a card for congratulatory events.

Congradulatarada-wah?

I think it's French.

No, sillies! It's a card that you give to a friend when someone has died!

I knew that!

You're referring to consolatory, genius.

This is insane; what did I ever do to deserve this?

Her bag is loaded with tons of money.

Looks like there's blood all over it.

What?!

Hmm... not too likely it's Garrett's, otherwise he'd be the first college student I've ever heard of with this kind of financing.

Hmm... this doesn't add up at all⏤what?

Don't play innocent with me, Kudo; I've seen the show.

You know your way around a gun.

That was only a television show.

Did this guy get his badge out of a cereal box?

How sad, all broken and bloody⏤to lose something so precious...

I really liked his watch.

When we first got here, you accidentally walked into each one of the guys' bedrooms.

That's right.

What did you see, Rachel?

More than I wanted.

Well, I admit I do consider this one of my better designs.

I'm sure plenty of young couples just like you soon became young families after seeing a movie in my building, you know.

This is so much worse than I thought.

Suzu, I'm way too young for that!

Forget the cave then!

Aw, man!

Here, I'll compromise⏤cheek me.

I've had better!

But it's good enough to get you to the pirate cave.

Come on!

She's had better?

I hate hospitals; they stink.

Yeah, like dead people.

That's not dead people; that's the way the food smells.

As an apology, I'll fix you some of those inside-out burgers you love.