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  • *Normal Nuclear Power Plant bird noise*

  • Come on, Mr Burns. Keep moving!

  • We we can't leave work until you do ;--;

  • Awh no, he's talking to that mail room guy

  • Hope he's not telling that stupid story about hand gliding, again

  • *Mail Room guy showing off his hand gliding skills*

  • AWWWWHHHWHH

  • *Picks up phone and dials*

  • Listen Carefully, I've taken your wife hostage, if you don't have a wife, I've kidnapped your brother. Nod if you understand

  • *Nods*

  • Now back away from Burns and I'll let your dog live

  • *Backs away slowly*

  • Goooooood

  • now stop and dance like a happy prospector

  • *Dancing skills activating*

  • Happier

  • *Dancing skills increase*

  • HAPPIER

  • *DANCING SKILLS GOING THROUGH THE ROOF*

  • Happier

  • *Dancing skills going higher than the roofs*

  • Homer, we wanna get him AWAY from Burns

  • OH, RIGHT

  • JUST LEAVE AND KICK LIKE A ROCKETTE

  • *kicking like a Rockette*

  • *Burns not even caring*

  • *Car Noises*

  • WOOHOO

  • WE'RE FREE!

  • EMPTY APARTMENT HERE I COME!

  • Set the table, Marge!

  • I can already taste those deep fried Pork Chops

  • Dont you remember what today is?

  • Oooh when you ask me that it's never good >:(

  • It's the first of the month!

  • The day you promised to start your new diet

  • *Homer crying noises*

  • I'm just really worried about your weight ;(

  • Bart says we got a call from NASA and your gravity is pulling Satellites out of their orbit!

  • Marge, that was a joke -.-

  • But it comes from a true place

  • Awwh

  • Well, if I am gonna start a diet, this is my last chance to eat all the crap I love

  • *Homer taking his time driving*

  • I think I will miss you most of all Caption Corn dog Schnitzel Palace

  • No tears, Homer ;--;

  • *Car goes too fast too furious*

  • *Workers wishing they were in Jail*

  • *Homer eating a sandwich given by the gods*

  • Oh look a regular normal pizza, nothing weird could go wrong-

  • Or y'know you could just do that

  • That.....really looks....delightful

  • I think ordering some CoCa Cola would of been good enough

  • Ayeeee look it's our good ol' friend Krusty the Krab #KrustyTheKrab

  • Ah oh

  • Can't let Marge see this

  • *Magical Rubbish can appears out of nowhere, to save the day*

  • Thank you!

  • *Inhale*

  • A drive up trash can! :O

  • This must be how the rich feel when they toss out their gold

  • As long as I'm cleaning up the family chariot

  • Cups

  • Newspapers

  • Bottles *In a fabulous voice*

  • Tricycle

  • Lawn Chair

  • Uncashed Checks

  • Hmm >:(

  • Dispose of proper-

  • *Gives up* Awwh. This book is too hard >:(

  • *Dramatic music telling you something is about to go dowwwn*

  • Now, for a victory cigar!

  • *Opens that Homer made Jack-Ass Homer Cigars*

  • *Lights it up*

  • *Throws the match into the trash can

  • Thank you!

  • *More dramatic music to tell you something is going to go downer than down*

  • *BOOM EXPLOSION*

  • *BOOM A SECOND EXPLOSION*

  • *Homer driving like those screaming people don't exist*

  • *More explosions happen while Homer doesn't hear or care*

  • *Volcanic explosion*

  • *Moleman* "Oh look a nice free pizza dough, nothing could go wrong"

  • *Moleman was assassinated*

  • *Lard Lad dies*

  • *Don't smoke and drive or else that's what happens*

  • The calamity in our fast food district destroyed 37 restaurants rated awful to mediocre

  • And put these beloved mascots out on the street

  • *Crying Hamburger, ;---;-p-; Nobody likes a crying hamburger

  • I told myself I'd stay strong (Don't worry Mr Hamburger man thing, we love you

  • *Mr Hamburger thing cries louder*

  • There, there Cheesy McMayor

  • No one likes weepy meat

  • I can't stand to see a grown burger cry (We too Homer)

  • WE MUST REBUILD FAST FOOD BOULEVARD

  • I don't know about you

  • But I don't wanna live in a future where food is brought by WAITERS >:(

  • Where the chairs aren't attached to the tables

  • And where I can't ditch my kids in a pit of dirty balls

  • I say we rebuild the fast food district

  • BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER!

  • Yay woo *Cheering noises*

  • To raise the money we'll need a bond issue

  • But won't that shift the burden to your children?

  • No, you idiot we just pay for it, with another bond issue

  • Let her figure it out something to dump it on

  • *Maggie is mad >:(*

  • Then it's decided

  • *Bang*

  • Bond issue will be part of our next schedule election

  • The Springfield presidential primary

  • But that's not until next June!!

  • In that case

  • I hear by move the election up to next Tuesday!

  • *Bang*

  • YAY WOOOO *CHEERING NOISES*

  • That means, Springfield presidential primary will be first in the nation even earlier than New Hampshire!

  • Ah Oh!

  • They're gonna be cheesed!

  • *Nervous laugh*

  • *Slaps self with a pickle*

  • THE END!

*Normal Nuclear Power Plant bird noise*

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