Let me tell you the story of the space viking, Thor Odinson.

He was no ordinary man. He was a god.

KIDS Whoa!

KORG After saving planet Earth for

the 500th time, Thor set off on a new journey.

He got in shape.

He went from dad bod to god bod.

And after all that...

THOR Mjölnir!

KORG He reclaimed his title...

...as the one and only Thor.

Oh, spoke too soon.

THOR Jane?!

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THOR The old ex-girlfriend.

JANE FOSTER What's it been, like three, four years?

THOR Eight years, seven months,

and six days, give or take.

VALKYRIE Am I, uh, sensing feelings?

THOR Pfft. Ha! Yeah, right.

GORR The only ones who gods care about

is themselves.

So this is my vow.

All gods will die.

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THOR I just want to say that was very,

very impressive what you did back there.

JANE FOSTER It was just my first bad guy.

THOR Ah, you never forget your first.

GORR You are not like

the other gods I've killed.

[Screaming]

THOR Because I have something

worth fighting for.

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ZEUS Let's see who you are.

I take off your disguise.

And flick!

[Crowd gasps]

KORG Ooh!

THOR You flicked too hard, dammit!

JANE FOSTER Should we help him?

VALKYRIE I mean, eventually. Grape?

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