I fear no man.

But that thing...

it scares me.

(Masked breathing)

No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak, alright?

He's not here, is she?

How do I get this f#@%ing thing off!?

One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask.

[O.S.] What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?

♫ Do you believe in magic? ♫

♫ In a young girl's heart... ♫

♫ how the music can free her whenever it starts. ♫

♫ And it's magic, if the music is groovy. ♫

♫ It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie. ♫

♫ I'll tell you about the magic, it'll free your soul, ♫

♫ but it's like trying to tell a stranger about rock and roll. ♫

[Heavy screams!]

♫ If you believe in magic... ♫

♫ don’t bother to choose. ♫

♫ If it’s jug band music or rhythm and blues. ♫

[Scout screams!]

♫ Your feet start tapping and you can't seem to find... ♫

♫ how you got there, so just blow your mind. ♫

No!

[Medic screams!]

♫ If you believe in magic, come along with me. ♫

♫ We'll dance until morning, just you and me. ♫

♫ And maybe, if the music is right... ♫

I'm burning!

[Scout screams!]

Help!

[O.S.] Aaahhh!

♫ [Team Fortress closing theme music] ♫

♫ If you believe in magic... ♫

♫ [Whistling.] ♫