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  • Yes, down your tanker.

  • Yeah, Welcome to watch Mojo.

  • And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 worst things.

  • The Seinfeld gang has done play now thinks I got problems in both legs for this list will be looking at the most messed up misdeeds, Jerry, George, Elaine or Kramer committed.

  • Either individually or collectively.

  • What do you think is the worst thing any of these characters did let us know in the comments number 10, making jerry make a phony emergency phone call.

  • George.

  • Costanza was so committed to laziness that he once converted his desk in his yankee stadium office into the perfect napping space.

  • I finally found a way to sleep in my office under the desk.

  • I lie on my back, I tuck in the chair.

  • I'm invisible.

  • Sounds like a really cool fort.

  • Things go great until his boss Mr Steinbrenner enters and waits for George to show up.

  • While George could have just fessed up.

  • We know that's not the case stands away.

  • He instead opted to phone a friend while trapped under his desk trapped under my desk in the room.

  • You gotta help me.

  • Who is that after asking jerry to lie about a violent threat to get Steinbrenner out.

  • Georgia's plan backfires tremendously.

  • Just received a call.

  • There's a bomb in the building.

  • A bomb in the building.

  • Oh my God.

  • Quick everybody onto the desk.

  • He ultimately ends up even closer to his boss and eventually loses his beloved desk.

  • Bed looks like there's more compartments underneath compartments underneath, that's probably where it is.

  • Ok boys, let her rip.

  • We understand that the lazy George wanted a comfy napping spot.

  • But faking a serious threat is a little too far to go for comfort.

  • Number nine, taking a dog.

  • Elaine is not shy about showing her frustration with others.

  • Not only does she have trouble getting humans to listen to her, but she has a strained relationship with animals shut up.

  • When a neighbor's incessantly barking dog robs her of sleep, Elaine takes drastic measures and I was just curious if if I were interested in availing myself of your services.

  • Um what exactly would you do?

  • Well, Elaine, there's any number of things that I could do.

  • She asks for Kramer and Newman to help relocate the canine while the dog makes it back safe and sound.

  • The culprits aren't so lucky.

  • Elaine, Newman and Kramer are all charged with crimes against man's best friend even she has to concede that she's not exactly going down the right path.

  • We gotta make some changes.

  • I'm not a woman, I'm a child, she's doggone right here number eight.

  • Breaking off an engagement when Elaine starts dating kurt's a man with the shaved head, she shows just how shallow she could be.

  • She urges him to grow out his hair.

  • After seeing an old photo, I shaved my head for my swim team?

  • I just like the way it looked.

  • So I kept it.

  • Are you saying that I could be dating this hair with you under it.

  • Unfortunately, it's revealed that he's going bald despite this concern.

  • Elaine initially accepts his marriage proposal, but everything changes after a mix up and his shaven head gets him mistaken for George.

  • Mr Costanza, you're under arrest for aiding and abetting a known fugitive, upset about his balding condition, kurt gets into an altercation with a cop and has put in prison for 10 to 14 months upon realizing he'll be fully bald when he gets out, Elaine breaks off the engagement right on the spot.

  • Did she really have to kick him so badly about his biggest insecurity when he was already down 10-14 months?

  • Yeah.

  • Number seven faking a medical condition.

  • George will go to some truly despicable places to exploit even the smallest loophole.

  • While he is temporarily relying on a cane, he interviews with a company called play.

  • Now after executives assumed George has a physical disability, they make him a formal offer, complete with his own restroom.

  • When do I start?

  • Whatever you feel that you're able, you need a hand here.

  • Yeah.

  • What the hell?

  • He only further commits to the lie after getting into an accident with his other leg.

  • Is there something wrong with your other leg?

  • No, no, just the old handicap acting up.

  • But your canes on the wrong side.

  • Oh well that's that's just because we're standing on opposite sides After play gives George a motorized scooter?

  • His hubris finally gets the best of him and he's left both exposed and humiliated?

  • He definitely deserves to be embarrassed for lying about physical disabilities for so long, luckily Karma hits hard and fast in the Seinfeld universe.

  • George your legs.

  • All right.

  • You're a religious man, sir.

  • Eat hickory number six mugging an old lady.

  • While jerry tends to be a little more levelheaded than some of his friends, he's not above going as low as they do.

  • After feeling slighted by Susan's parents, Georgia's folks secretly take back a marble rye that they had already gifted you stole the bread.

  • It's my bread.

  • They didn't need it.

  • Why should I leave it there?

  • Because we brought it for them.

  • Apparently it wasn't good enough for them to surf.

  • Is it possible they took it back?

  • Who would bring a bread and take it back?

  • Those people?

  • That's who.

  • This leaves Costanza and jerry racing to replace it before anyone notices it's gone.

  • Unfortunately, an older woman at the bakery gets the last marble ride.

  • Excuse me.

  • I know this is gonna sound crazy, but I have to have that ride.

  • So it's a long story, but a person's whole future may depend on it.

  • I'm sorry.

  • After jerry pleads and even offers to pay double what it's worth.

  • He opts to wrestle it out of her arms and dash off that ride.

  • Lady shut up, you old pig.

  • We've heard of fly fishing, but not rye fishing.

  • But no matter what you call his crime, it didn't pay off the scheme is ultimately exposed and the theft turns out to be all for nothing.

  • Number five, buying a faulty wheelchair after Kramer urges George to park in a space reserved for people with physical disabilities.

  • A woman in a wheelchair who needed the space is injured.

  • Hey, what's going on?

  • Some jerk parked in the handicapped spot.

  • So this woman in a wheelchair had to wheel up this incline halfway up.

  • Her batteries gave out and she rolled backwards into the wall.

  • Normally you'd expect them both to get distance from the victim.

  • However, Kramer meets and falls for the woman that got hurts, even resolves to get her a new wheelchair.

  • Alright, now we gotta go out.

  • We've got to buy a wheelchair A wheelchair.

  • What for?

  • Well, you know, I went to the hospital today, I saw the woman and the wheelchair is totaled.

  • We got to get her another one.

  • While this is a noble gesture.

  • In theory, the execution was terrible because Kramer and George purchased a wheelchair with bad brakes.

  • She predictably gets into another accident and rightly breaks things off with him.

  • $240.

  • Well, it was slightly used used.

  • Mm hmm.

  • While George deserves blame for listening to his friend.

  • Kramer deserves more blame for putting this chain of events into motion.

  • Number four, laughing at an active crime.

  • In the show's final installment, we were reminded that the four main characters are a problem, both individually and as a group, when they witnessed a man being held up, they don't assist or call for help.

  • Instead they make a mockery out of him.

  • But the jokes soon on them By making fun of him instead of helping.

  • They violated a local law under arrest.

  • What for article 2 23-7 of the Latham County Penal Code.

  • What?

  • No, no, we didn't do anything.

  • That's exactly right.

  • The law requires you to help or assist anyone in danger.

  • As long as it's reasonable to do so when they're made to stand trial for this crime, a number of people, the group has burned testify against them and confirmed they're not great people.

  • How long was his book overdue?

  • 25 years.

  • We don't call them delinquent after that long.

  • What do you call them criminals?

  • This trial is a great summary of all the terrible crimes they've gotten away with over the years after everything they've done a year in prison was more than a fair sentence.

  • So, uh, anyone from cellblock D.

  • I am, I'll talk slower.

  • I'm kidding.

  • I love cellblock D.

  • My friend George is in cellblock D number three, knocking people over to escape a fire and pretty much any given situation.

  • The first person George thinks about is himself.

  • That means he's the last person you'd want to have around in an emergency when a fire breaks out at a birthday party for his girlfriend's son George panics, he knocks over Children, a birthday clown and even his girlfriend's grandmother on his way to the exit.

  • Georgia's actions made an already dangerous situation even more unsafe.

  • But to make matters worse, he also has the nerve to act like he was being noble instead of cowardly.

  • But you yelled, get out of my way because because as the leader, if I die then all hope is lost.

  • A firefighter from the episode thankfully said what we were all thinking I risked my life.

  • Making sure that exit was clear.

  • Any other questions, How do you live with yourself?

  • Number two?

  • Making his girlfriend sleepy to play with her toys while jerry has made mistakes with his many girlfriends.

  • Over the course of the show, he arguably treated Celia the worst when he discovers that she has a classic toy collection, he's crushed that he can't play with him.

  • You're priceless.

  • They've never been played with.

  • I just want to touch them a little.

  • I said no, come here.

  • But he doesn't do the adult thing and accepts it.

  • Instead, jerry comes up with various ways to make Celia drowsy with everything from pain relievers to turkey dinners while she's knocked out.

  • He and eventually George and Elaine all play with the toys.

  • Although it's played for laughs, This drowsy scheme is extremely problematic.

  • Hey, last night I found a whole weeble village right behind the easy bake oven, easy bake often.

  • Me, me, me, me, me fortunately Kramer makes sure Celia puts a stop to jerry's immature and horrible behavior.

  • You think you can drug me and play with my toys?

  • You've got another thing coming back girl.

  • Because what kind of woman drinks an entire box of wine before we unveil our topic.

  • Here are a few honorable mentions making someone sick.

  • Elaine intentionally spreads germs to a coworker to get revenge.

  • All right.

  • You think I've got germs?

  • I'll give you some germs.

  • How about some for your keyboard, huh?

  • How about for your stapler?

  • Not giving mouth to mouth in a life or death situation, jerry isn't exactly noble.

  • You knocked him out.

  • Yeah, but you pulled him in, earning down a cabin.

  • Being careless with the cigar has major consequences.

  • Oh my God.

  • The cabin.

  • What are you two doing here?

  • Look at that.

  • Mm hmm.

  • You didn't My Cubans digging up a grave after Kramer accidentally causes the death of a parrot.

  • Jerri defiles the birds.

  • Grave.

  • Kramer.

  • I dug fredo.

  • What?

  • Now?

  • Let's cut them open.

  • Oh my God, yes.

  • Right.

  • Hey neighbor buying art from someone he thinks will die soon.

  • George clearly cares more about money than the value of human life.

  • He's going to be okay.

  • Where's the luck?

  • There's no luck, $1900 down the drink before we continue.

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  • Number one being responsible for his fiancee's death with the date of his wedding to Susan fast approaching George schemes to find a way out of the engagement without addressing the issue head on.

  • Why don't you just break it off with her?

  • Tell her it's over.

  • I can't why not?

  • Because I can't face that scene.

  • Do you know what kind of a scene that would be?

  • I'd rather be unhappy for the rest of my life than going through something like that.

  • But the ceremony is canceled due to Susan's untimely passing the culprit.

  • Well it turns out that George opted to buy cheap wedding invitations that happen to have a toxic adhesive.

  • Susan expires after looking too many notices for her special day.

  • While this was an unfortunate accident.

  • It wouldn't have happened if George wasn't so cheap or if he had handled the wedding situation with maturity and he further makes himself look bad by not being sad over the news.

  • She's gone.

  • What's that?

  • She expired?

  • Are you sure?

  • And surprisingly his friends aren't that devastated either.

  • We're still shocked that George and Seinfeld went this far.

  • I am so sorry George.

  • Yeah, me too poor lilly.

  • Do you agree with our picks?

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