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  • Yes, down your tanker.

  • Yeah, Welcome to watch Mojo.

  • And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 worst things.

  • The Seinfeld gang has done play now thinks I got problems in both legs for this list will be looking at the most messed up misdeeds, Jerry, George, Elaine or Kramer committed.

  • Either individually or collectively.

  • What do you think is the worst thing any of these characters did let us know in the comments number 10, making jerry make a phony emergency phone call.

  • George.

  • Costanza was so committed to laziness that he once converted his desk in his yankee stadium office into the perfect napping space.

  • I finally found a way to sleep in my office under the desk.

  • I lie on my back, I tuck in the chair.

  • I'm invisible.

  • Sounds like a really cool fort.

  • Things go great until his boss Mr Steinbrenner enters and waits for George to show up.

  • While George could have just fessed up.

  • We know that's not the case stands away.

  • He instead opted to phone a friend while trapped under his desk trapped under my desk in the room.

  • You gotta help me.

  • Who is that after asking jerry to lie about a violent threat to get Steinbrenner out.

  • Georgia's plan backfires tremendously.

  • Just received a call.

  • There's a bomb in the building.

  • A bomb in the building.

  • Oh my God.

  • Quick everybody onto the desk.

  • He ultimately ends up even closer to his boss and eventually loses his beloved desk.

  • Bed looks like there's more compartments underneath compartments underneath, that's probably where it is.

  • Ok boys, let her rip.

  • We understand that the lazy George wanted a comfy napping spot.

  • But faking a serious threat is a little too far to go for comfort.

  • Number nine, taking a dog.

  • Elaine is not shy about showing her frustration with others.

  • Not only does she have trouble getting humans to listen to her, but she has a strained relationship with animals shut up.

  • When a neighbor's incessantly barking dog robs her of sleep, Elaine takes drastic measures and I was just curious if if I were interested in availing myself of your services.

  • Um what exactly would you do?

  • Well, Elaine, there's any number of things that I could do.

  • She asks for Kramer and Newman to help relocate the canine while the dog makes it back safe and sound.

  • The culprits aren't so lucky.

  • Elaine, Newman and Kramer are all charged with crimes against man's best friend even she has to concede that she's not exactly going down the right path.

  • We gotta make some changes.

  • I'm not a woman, I'm a child, she's doggone right here number eight.

  • Breaking off an engagement when Elaine starts dating kurt's a man with the shaved head, she shows just how shallow she could be.

  • She urges him to grow out his hair.

  • After seeing an old photo, I shaved my head for my swim team?

  • I just like the way it looked.

  • So I kept it.

  • Are you saying that I could be dating this hair with you under it.

  • Unfortunately, it's revealed that he's going bald despite this concern.

  • Elaine initially accepts his marriage proposal, but everything changes after a mix up and his shaven head gets him mistaken for George.

  • Mr Costanza, you're under arrest for aiding and abetting a known fugitive, upset about his balding condition, kurt gets into an altercation with a cop and has put in prison for 10 to 14 months upon realizing he'll be fully bald when he gets out, Elaine breaks off the engagement right on the spot.

  • Did she really have to kick him so badly about his biggest insecurity when he was already down 10-14 months?

  • Yeah.

  • Number seven faking a medical condition.

  • George will go to some truly despicable places to exploit even the smallest loophole.

  • While he is temporarily relying on a cane, he interviews with a company called play.

  • Now after executives assumed George has a physical disability, they make him a formal offer, complete with his own restroom.

  • When do I start?

  • Whatever you feel that you're able, you need a hand here.

  • Yeah.

  • What the hell?

  • He only further commits to the lie after getting into an accident with his other leg.

  • Is there something wrong with your other leg?

  • No, no, just the old handicap acting up.

  • But your canes on the wrong side.

  • Oh well that's that's just because we're standing on opposite sides After play gives George a motorized scooter?

  • His hubris finally gets the best of him and he's left both exposed and humiliated?

  • He definitely deserves to be embarrassed for lying about physical disabilities for so long, luckily Karma hits hard and fast in the Seinfeld universe.

  • George your legs.

  • All right.

  • You're a religious man, sir.

  • Eat hickory number six mugging an old lady.

  • While jerry tends to be a little more levelheaded than some of his friends, he's not above going as low as they do.

  • After feeling slighted by Susan's parents, Georgia's folks secretly take back a marble rye that they had already gifted you stole the bread.

  • It's my bread.

  • They didn't need it.

  • Why should I leave it there?

  • Because we brought it for them.

  • Apparently it wasn't good enough for them to surf.

  • Is it possible they took it back?

  • Who would bring a bread and take it back?

  • Those people?

  • That's who.

  • This leaves Costanza and jerry racing to replace it before anyone notices it's gone.

  • Unfortunately, an older woman at the bakery gets the last marble ride.

  • Excuse me.

  • I know this is gonna sound crazy, but I have to have that ride.

  • So it's a long story, but a person's whole future may depend on it.

  • I'm sorry.

  • After jerry pleads and even offers to pay double what it's worth.

  • He opts to wrestle it out of her arms and dash off that ride.

  • Lady shut up, you old pig.

  • We've heard of fly fishing, but not rye fishing.

  • But no matter what you call his crime, it didn't pay off the scheme is ultimately exposed and the theft turns out to be all for nothing.

  • Number five, buying a faulty wheelchair after Kramer urges George to park in a space reserved for people with physical disabilities.

  • A woman in a wheelchair who needed the space is injured.

  • Hey, what's going on?

  • Some jerk parked in the handicapped spot.

  • So this woman in a wheelchair had to wheel up this incline halfway up.

  • Her batteries gave out and she rolled backwards into the wall.

  • Normally you'd expect them both to get distance from the victim.

  • However, Kramer meets and falls for the woman that got hurts, even resolves to get her a new wheelchair.

  • Alright, now we gotta go out.

  • We've got to buy a wheelchair A wheelchair.

  • What for?

  • Well, you know, I went to the hospital today, I saw the woman and the wheelchair is totaled.

  • We got to get her another one.

  • While this is a noble gesture.

  • In theory, the execution was terrible because Kramer and George purchased a wheelchair with bad brakes.

  • She predictably gets into another accident and rightly breaks things off with him.

  • $240.

  • Well, it was slightly used used.

  • Mm hmm.

  • While George deserves blame for listening to his friend.

  • Kramer deserves more blame for putting this chain of events into motion.

  • Number four, laughing at an active crime.

  • In the show's final installment, we were reminded that the four main characters are a problem, both individually and as a group, when they witnessed a man being held up, they don't assist or call for help.

  • Instead they make a mockery out of him.

  • But the jokes soon on them By making fun of him instead of helping.

  • They violated a local law under arrest.

  • What for article 2 23-7 of the Latham County Penal Code.

  • What?

  • No, no, we didn't do anything.

  • That's exactly right.

  • The law requires you to help or assist anyone in danger.

  • As long as it's reasonable to do so when they're made to stand trial for this crime, a number of people, the group has burned testify against them and confirmed they're not great people.

  • How long was his book overdue?

  • 25 years.

  • We don't call them delinquent after that long.

  • What do you call them criminals?

  • This trial is a great summary of all the terrible crimes they've gotten away with over the years after everything they've done a year in prison was more than a fair sentence.

  • So, uh, anyone from cellblock D.

  • I am, I'll talk slower.

  • I'm kidding.

  • I love cellblock D.

  • My friend George is in cellblock D number three, knocking people over to escape a fire and pretty much any given situation.

  • The first person George thinks about is himself.

  • That means he's the last person you'd want to have around in an emergency when a fire breaks out at a birthday party for his girlfriend's son George panics, he knocks over Children, a birthday clown and even his girlfriend's grandmother on his way to the exit.

  • Georgia's actions made an already dangerous situation even more unsafe.

  • But to make matters worse, he also has the nerve to act like he was being noble instead of cowardly.

  • But you yelled, get out of my way because because as the leader, if I die then all hope is lost.

  • A firefighter from the episode thankfully said what we were all thinking I risked my life.

  • Making sure that exit was clear.

  • Any other questions, How do you live with yourself?

  • Number two?

  • Making his girlfriend sleepy to play with her toys while jerry has made mistakes with his many girlfriends.

  • Over the course of the show, he arguably treated Celia the worst when he discovers that she has a classic toy collection, he's crushed that he can't play with him.

  • You're priceless.

  • They've never been played with.

  • I just want to touch them a little.

  • I said no, come here.

  • But he doesn't do the adult thing and accepts it.

  • Instead, jerry comes up with various ways to make Celia drowsy with everything from pain relievers to turkey dinners while she's knocked out.

  • He and eventually George and Elaine all play with the toys.

  • Although it's played for laughs, This drowsy scheme is extremely problematic.

  • Hey, last night I found a whole weeble village right behind the easy bake oven, easy bake often.

  • Me, me, me, me, me fortunately Kramer makes sure Celia puts a stop to jerry's immature and horrible behavior.

  • You think you can drug me and play with my toys?

  • You've got another thing coming back girl.

  • Because what kind of woman drinks an entire box of wine before we unveil our topic.

  • Here are a few honorable mentions making someone sick.

  • Elaine intentionally spreads germs to a coworker to get revenge.

  • All right.

  • You think I've got germs?

  • I'll give you some germs.

  • How about some for your keyboard, huh?

  • How about for your stapler?