Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Ah enough. This is a kitchen, not a clown school, you're done. Finished get out of here. What is that? Just a little souffle? I whipped up on a case. Sweet Neptune. It's perfect spongebob, you idiot! You're a genius. I am in a very limited sense. Yes, Now cook boy. Cook Cook, like the wind. Get up. Stop. Mr tentacles is such a kidder. Really likes your imitation of a dying manatee sweet word. It's called jazz, isn't he the cutest little beluga beluga? Why don't you take your little beluga beluga? Walk, attention, campers. I mean attention myself. Camp coral is now camp spongebob and I declare camp spongebob officially open for fun. Here we go. My very first bad boy duty. Mm hmm. Right, you're going too slow. Spongebob bagging is all about speed, baby. Oh, no, I missed one. Nice job. Patrick not watch me. Mm hmm. Trey, she thanks. Oh wait, let's be taxi drivers. Why take a taxi when you can ride with Patsy. Patsy. Your stop is coming up. So, arrivals or departures. Yes, sir. That's an interesting newspaper you get delivered. What would be a shame if it was to get all wet and soggy. Not the sunday edition. You ain't getting my money, we're gone now, boom, No, Looks like we'll have to give this mug the big tip. Leave. Gotcha. Now. Deadbeat. Here, take my filthy Luker spongebob, Is that it? Is this man, raise a baby. Whoa, is that over there? It's the dirty bubble is a baby bubble. The dirty baby bubble. Do you think it's possible, people. Patrick. We went back in time to when mermaid man and barnacle boy themselves were new, not their adventures. This will be the best job according to this schedule. It's calisthenics time. Good thing to some of these super babies could sure burn off some energy. Mm hmm. Party. Yeah. Okay. Patrick. It's all in the technique. First go like this, spin around, stop double take three times 123. Then pelvic thrust. Woo woo, stop on your right foot. Don't forget it. Now it's time to bring it around down, bring it around town. Then you do this, then this and this and that and this and that and this and that men. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. In conclusion. And without a moment to spare. I will put on this uniform and assume my duties as home monitor. What could this town do without you? Spongebob, Krusty. Krab pizza is the pizza absolute trivoli. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza, rusty crayfish. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pizza is the pizza. Yeah. For you. And, but seriously folks, the only thing dumber than a squirrel is a sponge. I mean we're so dumb. We don't even have a vertebrae. Look at me. I got no bones crabs. Oh brother, They're so cheap. They can't even pay attention. It's true. I am cheap. The first step on our road to living fancy. Just follow my lead. Good afternoon sir. Could we interest you in some chocolate chocolate did you say chocolate? Yes sir. With or without nuts. Chocolate chocolate chocolate, chocolate chocolate. How's it spread word. What a perfect circle. Do it again. Show your process. Well, first I draw this head then I erased some of the more detailed features and 123 a circle thingy. Give me that. Forget the circles. Ooh, nice one squid word. Let me try. Lucky squid word. It's you and me playing leapfrog. That's you on the bottom. The quick stir with the uncanny ability to run really quick. I want to see any run to that mountain back. You wanna see me do it again? Thank you. What really won me over was your brilliant waiter. It's as if all he knows is fine dining and breathing. I must know your name. My name. Yes, your name, son. Uh beef Wellington, I know your name. Mm hmm. The fork on the left. Stop, joking. Tell him your name. My name. What's his name? What's his name? I got nothing on the name. Maybe. What's the name we threw out at night. No problem. Here I go. Mm hmm. Huh? Yeah, yeah. Huh? Barnacles can't swim butter ice cream. Hold on. Patrick. Don't move. Catch this, quit fooling around man. Get in the water. Help. Help. No. What am I gonna do? You gotta think? Gotta think, gotta think. Gotta run around and think to run around and think at the same time. Gotta think that I have a plan. Gotta think they think I've got it. Patrick can't drown if there isn't any water? Well, You're safe now. Patrick, help. I'm driving. I've got bad cramps. I want ice cream and now it's dark. 2040, 80 90 95 96 97. Order up. What do you think? Boss clamshells? What have you done boy? I told you to build me a house, not a sandwich here. Hold this simple playing card while I transform it into a magic playing card before your very eyes. Let's see. Step one. This can't possibly end soon. Which brings us to step three, juggle something. Well, if you insist. Mr Magic. Mm hmm. I don't care where you're going. Just take me away from here. Oh no, your bathroom is a disaster. Get it cleaned up fast with the new sponge. Household chores are a snap with new sponge, it cleans sinks. 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