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Now, how do we get inside?
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I think the front door's open.
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Spies don't use the front door, Patrick.
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We've got to figure out a complicated way to get inside.
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This looks like a job for Patrick Star Laser Pants!
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Ooh.
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[grunting]
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Good work, Patrick! Now it's my turn.
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[grunting]
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I thought you were holding the rope--
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I am. You need to be quiet. We're on a secret mission.
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Secret mission, eh?
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[screaming]
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Don't ya think I know what you're up to?
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You want to eat at the Chum Bucket
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without your boss knowing.
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Karen, we've got a customer!
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I'll let you two look over the menu.
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SpongeBob, I have to go.
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Can't you go later?
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[groaning]
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My laser pants aren't working right.
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[grunting]
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[sighing]
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Could I interest you in a raspberry iced tea?
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No, thank you.
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Or perhaps a bran muffin?
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SpongeBob, I have to go now!
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Prune Danish?
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[grunting]
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What the...?
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[screaming]
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Destroy my lab, will ya, Krabs?
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Well, if it's war you want, it's war you'll get!
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Is it dark?
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What if I put off my cataract surgery too long.
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No, Mr. Krabs, it's that time of the month.
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Merciful Neptune! Man your battle stations!
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I'm on it!
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[alarm sounding]
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[toilet flushing]
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[alarm sounding]
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Bring it on, Plankton.
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Oh, I will.
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We'll see if you have a customer left
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after I pump up the volume.
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[music playing]
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Oh, brother, I hated the real version of this song.
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[grumbling]
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He's driving me customers away!
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All right, Plankton, you want my customers so badly?
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You can have 'em!
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Do your worst, Krabs!
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I hate my job.
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It's up to you and me, buddy!
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Abandon ship!
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[screaming]
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Pointy-headed projectile on the port side!
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Ha ha ha! Huh? [gasping]
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No!
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I win! I always win! [laughing]
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Not to rain on your parade or anything,
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but you always lose.
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No, SpongeBob, I always win!
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[gasping] Mr. Krabs?
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That's right! I stole me own formula!
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But if you're Mr. Krabs, then who's...
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Mr. Krabs is a robot!
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No, you idiot.
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Plankton?! What the barnacles is going on here?
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You see, we had a bet.
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Plankton's been trying for 20 years
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to steal me formula, and he's never done it!
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I almost had it 37 times, and you know it!
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Tell it to the claw, sister.
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Last time he failed, we made a bet.
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[laughing, crying]
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You can't beat me, Plankton. I always win!
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[crying]
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You've got the easy part. I'd like to see you do my job.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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If I was you, I could steal a formula on me first try.
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Ha! The usual wager?
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You're on.
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So, through a series of events far too elaborate
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to go into right now,
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we flawlessly assumed each other's lives;
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and I beat Plankton at his own game.
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And destroyed his place of business!
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[laughing]
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Now pay up.
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Here you go, Eugene. One a-dollar.
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Not so fast!
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Squidward? Then- Then who are you?
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I'm not... wearing a disguise!
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Hmmm, if he's Squidward, then you must be...
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Sandy?
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Whoops, wrong outfit.
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[gasping] You're me! Then I must be...
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Patrick!
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Nah, I'm just kidding.
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I really am Patrick. [laughing]
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[laughing] Good one, Patrick!
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[laughing]
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There's just one thing I don't understand.
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What's that, laddie?
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That.
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[laughing]