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  • Now, how do we get inside?

  • I think the front door's open.

  • Spies don't use the front door, Patrick.

  • We've got to figure out a complicated way to get inside.

  • This looks like a job for Patrick Star Laser Pants!

  • Ooh.

  • [grunting]

  • Good work, Patrick! Now it's my turn.

  • [grunting]

  • I thought you were holding the rope--

  • I am. You need to be quiet. We're on a secret mission.

  • Secret mission, eh?

  • [screaming]

  • Don't ya think I know what you're up to?

  • You want to eat at the Chum Bucket

  • without your boss knowing.

  • Karen, we've got a customer!

  • I'll let you two look over the menu.

  • SpongeBob, I have to go.

  • Can't you go later?

  • [groaning]

  • My laser pants aren't working right.

  • [grunting]

  • [sighing]

  • Could I interest you in a raspberry iced tea?

  • No, thank you.

  • Or perhaps a bran muffin?

  • SpongeBob, I have to go now!

  • Prune Danish?

  • [grunting]

  • What the...?

  • [screaming]

  • Destroy my lab, will ya, Krabs?

  • Well, if it's war you want, it's war you'll get!

  • Is it dark?

  • What if I put off my cataract surgery too long.

  • No, Mr. Krabs, it's that time of the month.

  • Merciful Neptune! Man your battle stations!

  • I'm on it!

  • [alarm sounding]

  • [toilet flushing]

  • [alarm sounding]

  • Bring it on, Plankton.

  • Oh, I will.

  • We'll see if you have a customer left

  • after I pump up the volume.

  • [music playing]

  • Oh, brother, I hated the real version of this song.

  • [grumbling]

  • He's driving me customers away!

  • All right, Plankton, you want my customers so badly?

  • You can have 'em!

  • Do your worst, Krabs!

  • I hate my job.

  • It's up to you and me, buddy!

  • Abandon ship!

  • [screaming]

  • Pointy-headed projectile on the port side!

  • Ha ha ha! Huh? [gasping]

  • No!

  • I win! I always win! [laughing]

  • Not to rain on your parade or anything,

  • but you always lose.

  • No, SpongeBob, I always win!

  • [gasping] Mr. Krabs?

  • That's right! I stole me own formula!

  • But if you're Mr. Krabs, then who's...

  • Mr. Krabs is a robot!

  • No, you idiot.

  • Plankton?! What the barnacles is going on here?

  • You see, we had a bet.

  • Plankton's been trying for 20 years

  • to steal me formula, and he's never done it!

  • I almost had it 37 times, and you know it!

  • Tell it to the claw, sister.

  • Last time he failed, we made a bet.

  • [laughing, crying]

  • You can't beat me, Plankton. I always win!

  • [crying]

  • You've got the easy part. I'd like to see you do my job.

  • Oh, yeah, right.

  • If I was you, I could steal a formula on me first try.

  • Ha! The usual wager?

  • You're on.

  • So, through a series of events far too elaborate

  • to go into right now,

  • we flawlessly assumed each other's lives;

  • and I beat Plankton at his own game.

  • And destroyed his place of business!

  • [laughing]

  • Now pay up.

  • Here you go, Eugene. One a-dollar.

  • Not so fast!

  • Squidward? Then- Then who are you?

  • I'm not... wearing a disguise!

  • Hmmm, if he's Squidward, then you must be...

  • Sandy?

  • Whoops, wrong outfit.

  • [gasping] You're me! Then I must be...

  • Patrick!

  • Nah, I'm just kidding.

  • I really am Patrick. [laughing]

  • [laughing] Good one, Patrick!

  • [laughing]

  • There's just one thing I don't understand.

  • What's that, laddie?

  • That.

  • [laughing]

Now, how do we get inside?

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