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  • Translated by (your name here).

  • Previously on Mario Warfare

  • Now you will all witness the fury of Bowser's army.

  • I swore that no one would ever threaten my country again.

  • Teach me how to wage a war.

  • Captain, we found these two snooping around outside.

  • There's been a shortage of new blood around here lately.

  • Welcome to Smash Club.

  • First rule of Smash Club is:

  • You don't talk about Smash Club.

  • Second rule of Smash Club is:

  • You DON'T talk about Smash Club.

  • The third rule is: if it's your first fight at Smash Club

  • you have to brawl.

  • Brawl?

  • I think there's been a misunderstanding.

  • Come on Luigi, we're getting out of here.

  • Where do you think you're going?

  • Your first night at Smash Club, you have to brawl-

  • Alright, fight's over.

  • Thanks guys. We'll see ourselves out.

  • Ha ha. You must be the guys that beat the Hammer Brothers.

  • Not bador was it just luck?

  • Let's see how well you do against a fighter like me.

  • Look, lady, we're really tired.

  • Lady!?

  • I think that's a dude, Mario.

  • What about the hair? And that skirt?

  • It's a tunic!

  • Mario, have an open mind!

  • I got 20 coins on Zelda.

  • Who said that!?

  • How many times do I have to tell you people!?

  • MY NAME IS LINK!

  • Mario, quit dodging!

  • I softened him up for you, Mario!

  • Come on Mario, you can do it!

  • It's over. We're through.

  • No! We're not done yet!

  • You haven't seen anything!

  • Get ready.

  • That was amazing, wasn't it?

  • The way that I swept that guy.

  • Good fight Mario.

  • Thanks.

  • Here's your cut of the bets.

  • I'm his manager. I'll take that.

  • Mario, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

  • Yeah. A few more fights, and we'll have enough coin to go home.

  • And restart out plumbing business.

  • Alright! Who's next?

  • You have mastered the art of combat,

  • but it is dangerous to go alone.

  • You'll need an army.

  • But Bowser destroyed our military.

  • There is a place where the greatest brawlers gather

  • to test their skills.

  • They've lost their homelands to Bowser.

  • Fighting is all they have left.

  • You'll need a new outfit.

  • You can't go there looking like a shyguy.

  • You'll need to gain their respect.

  • How?

  • By doing the one thing the Smash Club respects above all else.

  • Alright, listen up.

  • A new challenger's appeared.

  • And he wants the plumber.

  • MARIO! MARIO! MARIO….

  • You will defeat their champion.

  • Where have I seen that girl before?

  • Translated by (your name here).

Translated by (your name here).

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