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In the Wild West, there were many ways to make a quick buck:
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busking, husking, hog-wrangling, hornswoggling, honey-fuggling, jug-honeying, ho-downing, horse-crowning, and of course, counterfeiting.
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You see, before 1861, the dollar bills that we know and love were not standardized or issued by the US federal government.
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Instead, more than 1,500 private banks across the country distributed their own bills, with their own unique designs, under charters from individual states.
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With upwards of 7,000 different-looking bills in circulation, which varied widely in quality and reliability,
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it was pretty easy to just hand some guy a 5-dollar Monopoly bill, tell him you got it from that bank down on Baltic avenue,
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and walk away with your cowboy hat or steamboat or whatever it was that 5 dollars could buy in 1860.
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The problem was so bad, in fact, that directly after the Civil War, it's estimated that somewhere between a third and half of all US currency was counterfeit.
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That number is now believed to be well below 0.01%—only the most intricate and highly-engineered fakes can stay in circulation these days,
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and these sorts of bills require resources at the scale of an entire nation to pull off convincingly.
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That's where North Korea comes in.
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"But hold on," you might say.
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"What resources, exactly? I mean, I have paper, I have a printer, and I have a pretty good idea of what a 20 dollar bill looks like, isn't that enough?"
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Well, outrageously stupid viewer that I made up to segue into this section of the video, no.
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While our paper notes might seem fairly primitive, the US minting process is surprisingly costly, complex, and difficult to replicate.
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There are a number of reasons for this, but arguably the most important is that our paper money is not really made of paper.
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They're actually a blend of 75% cotton, 25% linen, and a handful of red and blue "security fibers" that are woven-in randomly throughout the bill.
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This unique blend not only makes these bills ideal for a light summertime top sheet, but also gives them a distinct feel that can't be achieved by any other material.
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As for the printing process, the Treasury uses a hugely-expensive intaglio printing press, where ink is applied to a metal plate that's then pressed into the paper with 20,000 pounds of pressure per square inch.
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This allows for a process called "microprinting," where tiny, nearly-invisible words are hidden throughout the bill.
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On denominations higher than the one dollar bill—which hasn't changed since 1929 due to the cut-throat vending machine lobby,
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a fact that my writer came up with as a dumb joke, but then later learned is actually the real reason—the security features get even more advanced.
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All bills five and above have an invisible security thread woven into the fabric, that, if exposed to UV light, glow a different color depending on the bill:
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blue for five, orange for ten, green for twenty, yellow for fifty, pink for a hundred, and turquoise for if you've been laundering all of your money in a bucket of Mountain Dew Baja Blast.
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These bills also feature subtle watermarks that can be seen if held up to a bright light,
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and bills ten and above use a magnetic color-shifting ink in the bottom-right corner that changes from copper to green when tilted.
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In short, accurately copying one of these bills is expensive, and doing so to turn a profit is nearly impossible.
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But sometime in the late 1980s, North Korea's Room 39—the clandestine office that maintains the country's slush fund through meth production, insurance scams, and, yes, counterfeiting—
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set out to produce perfect hundred dollar bills in a large enough volume that the operation would be profitable.
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By 1990, Kim Il-Sung had sourced an identical intaglio printing press from Japan, cloth paper with the same iconic red and blue fibers from Hong Kong,
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magnetic, color-shifting ink from France, and a terrified workforce from his very own home country, because it's important to keep manufacturing local.
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Good on you, Kim!
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The bills that Room 39 produced became known as "superdollars," because their only discernible flaws, if any, were that they were actually too perfect.
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For example, this line on the base of this lamppost on the back of the hundred dollar bill is a little faded on the real deal,
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whereas Kim took the artistic liberty of filling it back in one version of the superdollar.
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On another version, the clock hands on Independence Hall stay inside the inner circle, whereas on the real bill they poke out just a smidge.
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By 2006, there were estimated to be 19 different variations of the superdollar in circulation, each bearing a unique, nearly-unnoticeable flaw.
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Not all of these variants can be traced back to North Korea, though.
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In 2002, a British crime syndicate was caught printing superdollars on a smaller scale, and some have also accused the CIA of producing a variant for off-the-books operations.
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Of course, we're not accusing them of that, because, uh, this is a channel about bricks.
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Anyways, for many decades, these supernotes made the US treasury quake in their fancy coin-studded boots.
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While it might not seem like a big deal for North Korea to print some extra cash to not feed people with, foreign counterfeiting operations have long been considered an act of war.
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In World War II, for example, Hitler had seriously considered a plan to bomb Britain with piles of counterfeit cash, hoping to inflate their economy and cause it to collapse.
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Fortunately—or unfortunately, if you're watching this from Pyongyang—the hundred dollar bill got another high-tech redesign in 2013,
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and the trickle of superdollars out of Room 39 has seemingly, as far as we know, come to a halt.
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If you happen to have some superdollars just laying around for… uh… reasons, you should not use them to get HelloFresh,
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