I call it Krabby Pate. Classy huh?

Serve it while it's hot, Patrick.

SpongeBob! Were those jewels on the patties?

This is gonna be a heavenly day.

Oh, I almost forgot. Bon-bons.

Hello there, heaven's little wonder.

Take me on a chocolate vacation.

Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.

[grumbling]

That reminds me Squidward.

I need you to unpack these boxes.

- What's in 'em? - Condiments.

We got "Tangy Spongy Sauce" and "Mild Bobby Sauce"

for the not-so-daring.

Oh, clever.

I don't think I've ever seen a donut this nice before.

[laughing]

Except maybe that donut SpongeBob showed me last night.

A donut this nice could really make a guy happy!

[gasping]

Ooh.

One wiener later.

Mr. Krabs! This wiener tastes just like a Krabby Patty.

Maybe we can add them to the menu.

I'm not impressed.

[music playing]

[music playing]

Ooh, fortune cookies!

Vague prophecies baked into delicious bite size snacks.

These cookies can see the future, Gary.

Which means they knew

we were hungry even before we did.

Let's eat.

Mmm.

"A great fortune has fallen upon you."

[gasping] Did you hear that Gary?!

The fortune is true.

How many slices of barnacle loaf

- do you want? - One? Just... one.

One for you.

Hmm.

And one for me.

Oh, uh, SpongeBob. Maybe just one more.

Uh, I'm kind of hungry.

Sure thing, Sandy.

No, I think I saw something.

Oh, no, I was wrong. Looks okay.

Sure is a fine looking pizza.

Yeah.

What's that? Is that the cheese?

Yeah.

And the pepperoni?

Yeah.

[humming]

I am a culinary genius, no?

Here you are, sir. Ze specialty of mah house.

Roast salad à la Squidward.

[music playing]

♪ I'm right here to stay When I'm old and gray ♪

♪ I'll be right in my prime ♪

♪ Living in the sunlight Loving in the moonlight ♪

♪ Having a wonderful time ♪

[music playing]

[music playing]

[grunting]

[humming]

[music playing]

[grunting]

Whoo-hoo! That's delicious!

Wow!

Come on, Stovie, pop that corn.

Get ready, Gary!

[panting]

Incoming!

[meowing]

Good afternoon, sir.

Could we interest you in some chocolate?

Chocolate? Did you say chocolate?!

Yes, sir. With or without nuts?

Chocolate?! Chocolate?! Chocolate!

Here's a fresh batch of cookies.

All right.

Rewards, huh?

Well, yeah, there's--

Let's see, we, uh, we went over the jazz.

So, Grandma, I'm full.

[unintelligible]

[shrieking]

Don't worry. I always carry a spare.

[laughing]

Oh, no, ya don't!

I wanted to buy one.

Wait! We were just kidding about all that bomb stuff.

That'll be 25 bucks, please.

So what flavor is it?

- Apple. - Raspberry.

Well, if it'll get old man Mr. Krabs off my back.

Mm-mmm.

My favorite.

[groaning]

[laughing]

By the powers of naughtiness,

I command this particular drop of hot sauce

to be really, really hot.

Spackle.

[humming]

Shellac.

[speaking gibberish]

Oh, you want me to try it.

[speaking gibberish]

O-Okay.

[sniffing]

Mmm. Smells industrial.

Uck.

Here's a fresh batch of a delicious new chum sauce.

It's called Spicy Chum Surprise.

Uh.

Patrick, what brought you here?

Two words, SpongeBob. Na... chos.

[grumbling] Two words, Patrick. Get lost.

What's that?

Oh, no, you don't Patrick.

You stay away from my backstage--

[mumbling]

If you must know, I made sauce.

But when we add Patrick's DNA to it,

it will become salsa imbecilicus.

Duh.

Idiot sauce! [laughing]

I'll serve it to Krabs and it'll make him so dumb,

he'll just give me the secret formula.

Huh? Huh?

Okay, Mr. Krabs, prepare yourself.

Don't bother sitting down

'cause you'll just stand up when you see this. Tada!

Great Barrier Reef, that patty's spoiled!

[laughing]

Mr. Krabs, it's not tainted meat.

It's painted meat.

Pretty Patties, available in six designer colors.

Okay. No buns.

That's hip. No patties. Happening.

Oh, yeah. That's definitely the coolest meal I ever saw.

This is so cool.

Two salads.

Just look at my unfinished painting.

And my unfinished symphony.

And my uneaten strudel.

My strudel!

Just tasted like pie to me.

It's a strudel, you barbarian.

Just look at those pastry layers.

[groaning]

Oh, yeah!

- Hi, Mr. Krabs. - What ya doing?

I'm having an antique sale.

Have a look around.

Hey, Patrick, look at this thing.

Pretty cool, huh?

Kinda looks like the toilet plunger

I threw out yesterday.

Whoa!

[laughing]

Still want that ice cream?

Boy, I do.

Thanks, Squidward.

Want some SpongeBob?

Last one to the cone is a rotten clam.

Are you done yet?

How 'bout that?

Interesting.

It's some sort of burrito patty. Mm. Who'd like to taste it?

I'll give it a go.

Here ya go.

Hot from the oven and full of loving.

[sniffing] Ooh. Oh! Hot! Hot! Hot!

[sighing]

Mmm. Wow, this is great.

So, how do ya feel, kind of cranky?

- No. - Sort of surly?

Um-um.