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  • What do you think of this, Mr. Krabs?

  • I call it Krabby Pate. Classy huh?

  • Serve it while it's hot, Patrick.

  • SpongeBob! Were those jewels on the patties?

  • This is gonna be a heavenly day.

  • Oh, I almost forgot. Bon-bons.

  • Hello there, heaven's little wonder.

  • Take me on a chocolate vacation.

  • Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.

  • [grumbling]

  • That reminds me Squidward.

  • I need you to unpack these boxes.

  • - What's in 'em? - Condiments.

  • We got "Tangy Spongy Sauce" and "Mild Bobby Sauce"

  • for the not-so-daring.

  • Oh, clever.

  • I don't think I've ever seen a donut this nice before.

  • [laughing]

  • Except maybe that donut SpongeBob showed me last night.

  • A donut this nice could really make a guy happy!

  • [gasping]

  • Ooh.

  • One wiener later.

  • Mr. Krabs! This wiener tastes just like a Krabby Patty.

  • Maybe we can add them to the menu.

  • I'm not impressed.

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • Ooh, fortune cookies!

  • Vague prophecies baked into delicious bite size snacks.

  • These cookies can see the future, Gary.

  • Which means they knew

  • we were hungry even before we did.

  • Let's eat.

  • Mmm.

  • "A great fortune has fallen upon you."

  • [gasping] Did you hear that Gary?!

  • The fortune is true.

  • How many slices of barnacle loaf

  • - do you want? - One? Just... one.

  • One for you.

  • Hmm.

  • And one for me.

  • Oh, uh, SpongeBob. Maybe just one more.

  • Uh, I'm kind of hungry.

  • Sure thing, Sandy.

  • No, I think I saw something.

  • Oh, no, I was wrong. Looks okay.

  • Sure is a fine looking pizza.

  • Yeah.

  • What's that? Is that the cheese?

  • Yeah.

  • And the pepperoni?

  • Yeah.

  • [humming]

  • I am a culinary genius, no?

  • Here you are, sir. Ze specialty of mah house.

  • Roast salad à la Squidward.

  • [music playing]

  • ♪ I'm right here to stay When I'm old and gray

  • ♪ I'll be right in my prime

  • Living in the sunlight Loving in the moonlight

  • Having a wonderful time

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • [grunting]

  • [humming]

  • [music playing]

  • [grunting]

  • Whoo-hoo! That's delicious!

  • Wow!

  • Come on, Stovie, pop that corn.

  • Get ready, Gary!

  • [panting]

  • Incoming!

  • [meowing]

  • Good afternoon, sir.

  • Could we interest you in some chocolate?

  • Chocolate? Did you say chocolate?!

  • Yes, sir. With or without nuts?

  • Chocolate?! Chocolate?! Chocolate!

  • Here's a fresh batch of cookies.

  • All right.

  • Rewards, huh?

  • Well, yeah, there's--

  • Let's see, we, uh, we went over the jazz.

  • So, Grandma, I'm full.

  • [unintelligible]

  • [shrieking]

  • Don't worry. I always carry a spare.

  • [laughing]

  • Oh, no, ya don't!

  • I wanted to buy one.

  • Wait! We were just kidding about all that bomb stuff.

  • That'll be 25 bucks, please.

  • So what flavor is it?

  • - Apple. - Raspberry.

  • Well, if it'll get old man Mr. Krabs off my back.

  • Mm-mmm.

  • My favorite.

  • [groaning]

  • [laughing]

  • By the powers of naughtiness,

  • I command this particular drop of hot sauce

  • to be really, really hot.

  • Spackle.

  • [humming]

  • Shellac.

  • [speaking gibberish]

  • Oh, you want me to try it.

  • [speaking gibberish]

  • O-Okay.

  • [sniffing]

  • Mmm. Smells industrial.

  • Uck.

  • Here's a fresh batch of a delicious new chum sauce.

  • It's called Spicy Chum Surprise.

  • Uh.

  • Patrick, what brought you here?

  • Two words, SpongeBob. Na... chos.

  • [grumbling] Two words, Patrick. Get lost.

  • What's that?

  • Oh, no, you don't Patrick.

  • You stay away from my backstage--

  • [mumbling]

  • If you must know, I made sauce.

  • But when we add Patrick's DNA to it,

  • it will become salsa imbecilicus.

  • Duh.

  • Idiot sauce! [laughing]

  • I'll serve it to Krabs and it'll make him so dumb,

  • he'll just give me the secret formula.

  • Huh? Huh?

  • Okay, Mr. Krabs, prepare yourself.

  • Don't bother sitting down

  • 'cause you'll just stand up when you see this. Tada!

  • Great Barrier Reef, that patty's spoiled!

  • [laughing]

  • Mr. Krabs, it's not tainted meat.

  • It's painted meat.

  • Pretty Patties, available in six designer colors.

  • Okay. No buns.

  • That's hip. No patties. Happening.

  • Oh, yeah. That's definitely the coolest meal I ever saw.

  • This is so cool.

  • Two salads.

  • Just look at my unfinished painting.

  • And my unfinished symphony.

  • And my uneaten strudel.

  • My strudel!

  • Just tasted like pie to me.

  • It's a strudel, you barbarian.

  • Just look at those pastry layers.

  • [groaning]

  • Oh, yeah!

  • - Hi, Mr. Krabs. - What ya doing?

  • I'm having an antique sale.

  • Have a look around.

  • Hey, Patrick, look at this thing.

  • Pretty cool, huh?

  • Kinda looks like the toilet plunger

  • I threw out yesterday.

  • Whoa!

  • [laughing]

  • Still want that ice cream?

  • Boy, I do.

  • Thanks, Squidward.

  • Want some SpongeBob?

  • Last one to the cone is a rotten clam.

  • Are you done yet?

  • How 'bout that?

  • Interesting.

  • It's some sort of burrito patty. Mm. Who'd like to taste it?

  • I'll give it a go.

  • Here ya go.

  • Hot from the oven and full of loving.

  • [sniffing] Ooh. Oh! Hot! Hot! Hot!

  • [sighing]

  • Mmm. Wow, this is great.

  • So, how do ya feel, kind of cranky?

  • - No. - Sort of surly?

  • Um-um.

  • [chattering]