Welcome to the Brown Bar.

My name's Lilly.

How can I help you?

(silly music)

- I heard a coworker telling another coworker

that I'm still saying her name wrong.

I've been working with POOR-NAMER for three years.

- Good on you for trying to learn.

It's pronounced, PUR-NAMA.

- POOR-NANA.

- PUR-NAMA.

- POO-RAM.

- PUR-NAMA.

- POOR-NUM-NAMA.

- PUR-NA-MA.

- NANA-POO.

- PUR-NAMA.

- Oh, PUR-NAMA.

- Yes, there it is.

- Got it.

POO-MAMA.

- No.

- I don't know why my girlfriend is mad at me.

- 99% of the time, it's not that

your brown girlfriend is defective.

It's that you don't know how to treat her right.

- Well, all I did was ask her to teach me

how to speak Indian.

- Where are you from?

- Canada.

- Do you speak Canadian?

- No, I speak English, obviously.

- Obviously.

- Oh, I get it.

Indian isn't a language, is it?

- There you go.

What else can I help you with?

- Should I ask her to teach me how to speak Hindu?

- Sit down.

- I'd like to return some advice you sold me earlier.

- And what was the advice?

- To accept my son's decision to pursue music.

- The reason for return?

- What will people say?

- That's our 10th one today.

- I got an invitation to my friend Jyothi's wedding,

but I think there's a typo.

It says there's four different events.

- Oof, yeah there is a typo.

There are actually 14 different events.

- Hi, again.

How may I help you this time?

- Yes, I'm looking for support

for finding a wife for my son.

Are you single?

- Jay, your mom's here again!

- Mom, you can't keep doing this.

- I'm depressed and I told my parents

I need to see a therapist, but they just said

I need to drink more water.

- You're gonna need to be more assertive, all right.

Here, let's role play a little bit, all right.

Lilly, come here for a second.

I'll be your dad and you be this kid's mother, okay?

- Sure, what's your name?

- Ajay.

- Ajay, go to your room!

Got it, cool.

- Okay, tell us you need to talk.

- Mom, Dad, I need to talk about.

- Ajay, shut up, we're busy!

- Okay, I'll just.

- No, Ajay, assert yourself.

- Come on, get in there Ajay.

- No, I need to talk now.

I need you to listen.

- No, I need you to bloody listen, okay.

Why the bloody hell you wearing shoes in the house, huh?

- Your mother is asking you a question.

- I just. - Hey, shut up!

- But. - Oh, that's enough!

- I just. - No more words!

- Look, I need help.

I even found doctors in our area.

- All right.

- You need help from the rapists?

- Oh my God, my son hanging out with the rapists.

- I need a therapist.

- For what?

You have a home, a house, a place,

a place to rest your head.

You have an iPhone, a Nintendo, a refrigerator

with food in it, eggs, bread, cheese, mutton,

butter, ghee, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter,

I Can't Believe Epstein Killed Himself.

This is everything, why you sad?

- Too much Internet, that's why.

- I'm going to get therapy.

- Well done.

- Good luck.

- Yeah, and but bro, also by the way,

you do need more water.

Your lips are chapped AF.

- My girlfriend said we had to break up

because her parents would never accept me.

I'm from Florida and she's from Agrabah.

- She did not say Agrabah.

- No, that's what she said.

- I can assure you, she did not say Agrabah.

- I'm pretty sure she did.

- I'm pretty sure she didn't,

'cause that's not a real place.

- You know, maybe it's Saudi Arabia?

- How long have you been dating?

- Five years.

- And you don't know what country she's from.

- Oh no, I do.

It's somewhere in Dubai, or Ababwa.

Ali Babwa?

- Why don't you take a complimentary map?

- So I'm DJ'ing this brown wedding.

I wanna make sure to please the crowd.

- Dope, what's on your playlist?

- Well, I was thinking of starting with

Jay-Z featuring Punjabi MC, Beware of the Boys.

- Don't.

- My best friend Miriam is 32

and she still has a curfew of 10 pm.

- What?

- I know.

- How did she get 10 pm?

I'm still not allowed to work the night shift.

Give me this auntie's name, please.

What is this auntie's name?

- He's very motivational.

- Mom, stop it!

- I really need some career advice

from a successful Indian woman.

- Well, you're in luck.

Mindy Kaling's shift starts in an hour.

Have a seat.

- 10 billion views.

- God, Mom, just stop it.

- I want to learn how to do Internet,

'cause I want to talk to my grandkids.

- Okay, great.

We'll sign you up for our OK Boomerangs class.

What's your email?

- N-E-I-L-P-A-T-E-L

A-T-H-O-T-M-A-L-E

D-O-T-C-A-L-M,

M like Mary.

- Um, do you still have a typewriter?

- I would love to introduce you to my son.

He's very motivational.

- Jay, it's your mom again!

- Welcome to the Brown Bar.

- I'll take a lemon soda.

- Not that kind of bar.

- Excuse me.

Didn't this use to be a Bed, Bath, and Beyond?

- Yeah, but now it's the Brown Bar.

- Okay, because you're causing a disturbance.

- Oh, I'm just part time.

- Okay, I'm reporting this.

- My manager isn't here.

- Hello?

Yes, I'd like to report some suspicious behavior.

- Thank you so much for watching this video.

Shout-out to every single person that was in it.

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