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  • Aunt Syl, stop yelling!

  • All I'm saying is, if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna.

  • Well, the... the meat's only every third layer.

  • Maybe you could scrape.

  • Ross, did you really read all these baby books?

  • Yep, you could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterusno compassand I could find my way out of there like that.

  • Ooh, this is cool.

  • It says, "In some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta."

  • And we're done with the yogurt.

  • Sorry.

  • Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor.

  • I am not a caterer.

  • What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas?

  • Nice talk, Aunt Syl.

  • You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?

  • Hey, Ross. Listen.

  • Do you know that, right now, your baby is only this big?

  • This is your baby.

  • Hi, daddy.

  • Hello.

  • How come you don't live with mommy?

  • How come mommy lives with that other lady?

  • What's a lesbian?

  • - [speaking in Italian] - Honey, you can say it. You can..

  • Poconos. Poconos.

  • It's like poke-a-nose.

  • Ah, poke-a-nose.

  • Blah, blah, blah.

  • So, did I hear Poconos?

  • Yes, my sister's giving us her place for the weekend.

  • Woo-hoo! First weekend away together.

  • - Yeah, that's a big step. - I know.

  • Oh, it's just a weekend. Big deal.

  • Wasn't this just supposed to be a fling, huh?

  • Shouldn't it be... flung by now?

  • I mean, we are way past the fling thing.

  • I mean, I am feeling things that I've only read about in Danielle Steel books, you know?

  • I mean, when I'm with him, I just totally, total

  • Nauseous. I'm physically nauseous.

  • What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration?

  • I could call immigration.

Aunt Syl, stop yelling!

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