Why is it so special?

You ask because orange and I have switched jobs for the day which means today's episode of asper will feature a bunch of super exciting prompts like this one drop nothing on pair and this one I challenge you to be nice to pair for 24 hours.

Oh man, I'm gonna enjoy this episode, that's for sure.

And best of all dr bananas gave me the special zapper contraption that lets me change oranges name to my name anytime I want.

Check it out, it's time for s Orange.

Hello again, it's been a long time since I've watched your videos but I am ready to get back to doing so great to have you back.

Here's a quick recap of everything.

You missed me.

No, no.

Would you like some tea?

Miss Velveteen?

You would wait.

How'd that get in there ladies?

I have an idea.

Let's sing Abba songs at the top of our lungs.

Don't watch that.

Look away o hare!

I heard that G is back with a new sexy lady and it's great fruits bomb mom.

What the heck!

Oh not grapefruit, calm down, let me explain explain what that you are dating this Argentinian dude who's half your age because he has abs in a sexy accent.

Well yeah that about sums it up.

I am how you say your new decade.

No.

Hey Pear.

We live in the Matrix.

I know, I know come food.

It's surprise airbag time.

Sorry, but I don't think so.

So you can't just announce that it's surprise.

Airbag time like that.

Now I'm expecting it because you squandered the element of surprise Rise.

Hey pear, what's your favorite season?

Mm I definitely like autumn and winter is fun because of the snow, but I probably have to say my favorite season is spring.

Hey Pear, what do you call an alligator in a best?

I don't know what an investigator now, that one really crocked me up.

What do dairy foods say when they play baseball?

I don't know.

What do dairy foods say when they play baseball, butter up knife?

One incidentally, my favorite butter baseball team is the Cincinnati spreads.

Hey pear, every time someone clicks the like button, everybody's voice gets hired by helium.

No, come on.

Is this really the kind of thing you guys wanna watch?

Oh, I guess it is.

Ok.

Okay.

If this is the kind of content you're after, I'm happy to oblige a pair.

Every time anybody subscribes everybody grows and I wow, you guys really are into this kind of thing, eh?

I guess I can see why I, anytime someone likes the video marshmallows voice coast deeper.

Okay, I don't like where this is headed.

What are the rules?

The logic of it all is spiraling out of control.

Oh, mhm.

Every time you like the video pair gets dumber, reverse bar, exception ralph a a fire in his blazer?

No, don't do it bare.

There's Dante right there.

You know what am I doing?

What am I doing?

I can't control my yeah.