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  • That's right!

  • [roaring]

  • Slumber party!

  • [music playing]

  • You okay in there, Stanly?

  • Your toilet is so cool. Is that what I think it is?

  • [music playing]

  • Well, it was bath night.

  • - Only $29.95. - Gee.

  • You'll never take me alive, flat foot!

  • Uncle Sherm won't let me watch TV back at home.

  • Why not?

  • That's why.

  • [screaming]

  • [SpongeBob whimpering]

  • Oh, no! They're not using the topic cards!

  • They're... ad-libbing!

  • Now they're mad at Patrick! He's hogging the deviled eggs!

  • Oh, look at those poor souls,

  • they're so bored, they've gone mad! Oh, no!

  • The party's falling into chaos

  • without my hosting talents to guide it!

  • So, do you come here often?

  • No.

  • It feels nice to do good.

  • [yawning] Good night, Gary.

  • SpongeBob, can I get a glass of water?

  • [running upstairs]

  • Thank you.

  • [running downstairs]

  • SpongeBob! You forgot to turn out the light!

  • [running upstairs]

  • Good night.

  • [screaming]

  • [meowing]

  • Hey, Lary. Wanna hear a joke?

  • Oh, Gary used to love this one. [clearing throat]

  • What do you call a snail on a ship?

  • A snailor.

  • [laughing]

  • [hissing]

  • Don't ya get Lary? A snailor?

  • Gosh, Lary sure is different than Gary.

  • And Gary and Lary are real different than Jerry.

  • [roaring]

  • [cooing]

  • [laughing]

  • [screaming]

  • Hmm?

  • Um, Dutchy, is this going to be much longer?

  • Why aren't you freaking out, lad?

  • Well, you've been here awhile

  • and, um, I've seen all your tricks.

  • - What're you trying to say?! - Eh.

  • I know when I'm washed up,

  • I've been doing the same material for years.

  • And I said, "Go ahead, let's do it right now."

  • I got too much hair, anyways.

  • [everyone laughing]

  • SpongeBob? SpongeBob!

  • That's my name, don't wear it out.

  • [everyone laughing]

  • SpongeBob, I gotta tell you something

  • I think you should know:

  • your house is full of strangers!

  • Oh, Patrick, these aren't strangers.

  • These are 497 of my closest friends.

  • Right everybody?

  • [everyone] Yeah!

  • That right!

  • [everyone] Yeah!

  • We'll just keep ya right here.

  • [meowing]

  • Quit worrying, Gary. He'll be just fine.

  • Good night, everybody.

  • [snoring]

  • [buzzing]

  • [snoring]

  • [meowing, buzzing]

  • [buzzing]

  • [meowing]

  • [laughing]

  • Three packs of snail chow, four packs of snail litter.

  • Thanks, snail guy!

  • Uh, you're welcome?

  • [meowing]

  • Okay, will you guys just relax?

  • You're all gonna get fed.

  • Donnie, keep out of Walter's dish.

  • Obulax, what are you doing? Sharel, Henry, no fighting.

  • Geez, my pants are getting ruined

  • and my head is sticky.

  • I gotta do something about that.

  • Hey, Junior. How ya doing today?

  • [sniffing]

  • - SpongeBob? - Yes, Patrick!

  • Kid's got a stinky!

  • Could you take care of him? My hands are kinda full.

  • [crying]

  • Wish I could, but I gotta get going.

  • Going? Where are you going?

  • Goin' to work. I'm the dad, remember?

  • You mean I have to do all this baby stuff myself?

  • I'll give you a break tonight when I get home.

  • Don't you two stop being adorable.

  • [chuckles]

  • Now you gotta blow out the candles

  • and make a wish.

  • I don't need the wish, Penny.

  • Everything I could ever want is right here.

  • In fact, let's sing our own song

  • about the joy of staying indoors.

  • ♪ I know of a place Where you never get harmed

  • ♪ A magical place With magical charms

  • Indoors Indoors

  • Indoors

  • Take it away, Penny!

  • Slumber party!

  • Maybe I should just sleep under the highway.

  • We could stay up really, really late

  • and tell ghost stories and trade socks.

  • Is that what girls do at slumber parties?

  • No, they invite boys over and destroy the house.

  • They what?!

  • You know how girls are.

  • Uh, SpongeBob,

  • do you know anything about girls?

  • [laughing] Do I know any-- Uh, no.

  • But Gary does.

  • [meowing]

  • [music playing]

  • [meowing]

  • So, would you like to secret-size that for $2 more?

  • Of course.

  • Hey, Squidwart.

  • You haven't seen any sign of the...

  • you know... the cops! Have ya?

  • Did you just call me "Squidwart"?

  • Okay, thanks.

  • I'm gonna see how SpongeBob's doing.

  • What is that, Gary?!

  • [music playing]

  • Patrick, what are you doing?!

  • Oh, I had to move my rock out of the dark and into the light.

  • You know what that means.

  • Sleep over!

  • Your sleeping bag, sir.

  • Thank you, my good man.

  • Alright Coupe, come on in.

  • Hey, you know what'd be fun?

  • If I sat in you and we pretended we were in a drive-in movie.

  • No, it wouldn't.

  • [whining]

  • Okay, so I guess you're just gonna click

  • through the channels looking for a boat commercial

  • all night, huh?

  • Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I was a guest here.

  • Hello, Gary!

  • [meowing]

  • I brought you a surprise.

  • Your very own play pal.

  • His name is Puffy Fluffy.

  • And he'll keep you company while I'm at work.

  • You two get to know each other. I'll be right back.

  • [meowing]

  • [roaring]

  • I'm sorry, Drizzle, but you can't go in the house

  • until you're housebroken.

  • [meowing]

  • I'll check on ya later.

  • [whining, grunting]

  • Yah! Whoo-hoo!

  • It's later!

  • Who wants a steaming hot bowl of steam?

  • Ah! Drizzle!

  • Oh, you naughty little snail hiding from me!

  • I'm gonna give you a real good scrubbing.

  • You have to be sparkly clean

  • for "Bring your pet to work" day!

  • And today is the day!

  • First, I'm gonna start you off