Name: Martin Lawrence Live (2002) - Poop Flirting Scene (9/10) | Movieclips
Uploaded: 2021-08-13T18:05:04.000Z
Duration: 3 min 11 s
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and one day I was looking at something on tv and I laughed brian I shit or myself.

To-infinitive

Yeah and it was that borderline it was just really all soft shit because I only had liquids in me and I it just smeared all around my fucking thigh and it was thinking like a motherfucker oh god oh and I was getting ready to ring the bell and I said hell no I can't call that five mother I can tell that fun motherfucker that I don't shit on myself I can't tell her.

Modal verbs - A2

I know she got a fine friend that nor fine friend all the fine was gonna know I did it nah I can't do it.

I'm holding by those that that could take it up.

It was cutting through my passage baby baby baby baby baby baby break break break.

I shit it all myself and this fine woman came in and cleans up the shit and she was so patient with me and she said mr Lawrence don't worry about I know you're a little embarrassed but these things happen right now we told you you know your bowels and everything you're you know you're just your muscles are not strong so don't worry about it okay but there's no need to be embarrassed.

These kind of things happen that's why you know this is the hospital but don't worry about it and then she started cleaning me as she cleaned and she wiped that's I looked at her this woman was cleaning dude dude off me.

And then that was a beautiful thing for them to do for her to do.

And after that shit about Maybe seven more times I would say went from hardship duty bullshit little dude all kind of shit shit with corn in it And stuff and she clean it up, clean it up about the 10th doodle.

She was mad and her mother Fucker, all that professional went out the window.

Mr Lawrence that this shit don't make no sense.

Okay, you have been in this hospital all this time and you ain't work your fucking muscles yet shitting all over the place.

Are you gonna act like you want to get with me?