♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[belching]

[shrieking]

[laughing]

[belching]

[belching]

Huh? No, no, no, no, no, no!

[whimpering]

[screaming]

[laughing]

Ah.

[belching]

My comic books!

[screaming]

[sighing]

W-W-W-Whoa!

[screaming]

Whoa!

[screaming]

Whoa!

[screaming]

Whoa! [screaming]

[whimpering]

[sniffing]

Hm.

[screaming]

[whimpering]

[everyone] Huh?

[sighing]

[everyone] Hmm.

[everyone] Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

[sighing]

[screaming]

[sniffing] Ugh.

Mm.

Mm.

[barking]

Time's up, SpongeBob.

[gasping]

Burning.

Only 799 words to go.

[giggling]

No!

[screaming]

What have I done? Help! Help!

My house is on fire!

[screaming gibberish]

SpongeBob. Why? Why did you set me on fire, SpongeBob?!

Why didn't you just write your essay?!

Stop wasting time!

Huh?

Krakatoa!

[screaming] Get it off! Get it off!

Get it off! Get it off!

Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

I'll save you, Quickster!

[groaning]

W-W-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Uh.

♪ Mr. Sun came up And he smiled at me ♪

[music playing]

♪ He said It's gonna be a good one ♪

♪ Just wait and see ♪

[music playing]

[bike chiming]

Uh, I can explain.

I'm hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage!

Whoo-hoo!

Holy fish paste! Get it off me! Get it off me!

[panting]

Don't you know how to work that thing?

Uh, I can do it.

[screaming]

[screaming]

Yeah.

Nice try. Your act's over, bub.

You may win this time. She-hah-kazing!

Well, this stinks.

[panting]

I declare these Fry Cook Games... open!

Wake up, boy! You're burning me money!

[mumbling]

[screaming]

Ah, Mr. Krabs, what do we do?

Here use this!

[grunting]

[screaming]

[blowing]

[alarm sounding]

[mumbling]

[everyone] Hooray!

[whistling]

Uh, getting kind of bored. Ah.

[snoring]

[mumbling, blowing]

[mumbling]

Oh, what am I doing?

I am wasting valuable relaxing time.

That's what I'm doing.

I mean really what are the odds,

SpongeBob setting the Krusty Krab on fire?

[mumbling]

[siren blaring]

[whimpering]

May I help you, sir?

It's me, you dunce!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Don't forget your lucky penny.

Ha ha ha.

Yoinks.

This must be your lucky day. [laughing]

Self destruct coin slot has been activated.

Ten seconds 'till detonation.

Coin-operated self-destruct? Not one of my better ideas.

Help!

Ouch.

[gasping]

[screaming]

[chattering]

Attention! Attention! This just in.

A giant monster is attacking Bikini Bottom.

[screaming]

[screaming]

We did it, Patrick! We saved the city!

Just think what might've happened

if we didn't tell everyone about the monster.

About the what?

I must know your name.

My name?

Yes, your name, son.

Uh. Beef Wellington.

[chuckles] No, your name.

Uh. Eh. Eh.

The fork on the left.

Ha. Stop joking. Tell him your name.

My name?

What's his name?! What's his name?!

I've got nothing on a name!

Come on, baby, what's the name?!

[chattering]

We threw out his name!

[screaming]

[giggling]

Wow. Huh? Yes! Yes! Sicketh them, boy!

[screaming]

[whimpering]

[growling]

Perhaps a soothing limerick will calm thee.

♪ There once was a dragon So handsome and smart ♪

♪ He let me go free For he had a big heart ♪

Everyone be-eth a critic.