It's the try not to cry challenge Orange.

You glad I'll be your host now let's meet the contestants.

He's the apple of many and I.

He ain't red, but he's still delicious.

No, buts about it.

This guy's not half bad.

Let's welcome.

Corey.

Thank Orange.

Great to be here.

If I win today, I'm going to use the prize money to pay off my new dream butt cheek master 6000.

Whoa.

That's one shiny heinie.

Well, yeah, and I got like 40 more payments on this puppy.

So it'll be a real bummer if I don't win.

Well, let's meet your competitor.

He's sharp.

He's got metal.

He can handle whatever you throw at him.

Please welcome.

Nice.

Hello there Orange.

Thank you.

Hey, don't you boo me.

I'm not a bad guy.

What will you do with the prize money if you win?

Nike.

Oh man.

I don't know.

Probably just go on vacation, find a beach somewhere and cut loose, you know?

Good plan.

Maybe you should go to Bar Blade does well.

If it's as far away from you as possible, then yes, I'll definitely consider it.

Okay, so here are the rules.

Three rounds.

Whoever cries first loses.

Get it.

Got it good.

Round one.

Let's get right to it, chop chop.

I'm not gonna waste your time.

Corey, is it?

Here's the deal.

I've kidnapped the one person you care about most in the world.

What?

What are you doing me for?

Come on.

That's not evil.

That's just me competing.

Wait, a sec.

Wait, you mean you've kidnapped my half brother, Little Apple.

That's precisely what I mean.

Don't give in paint this guy, no matter what it takes.

A touching sentiment, but misguided, I'm afraid.

Corey, you're definitely going to cry after I do this.

Um, did you miss me on purpose or?

No, I'm trying my best to cut you.

It happens just kind of hard because you're so small, wow.

Never heard that one before.

Okay.

Yeah.

Whoa.

Looks like knife.

Just can't cut it.

All right.

It's really hard.

Okay.

It's just so small because all the booing, it's really hurting my feelings and His knife so frustrated.

He's actually crying right there.

Misha is round one goes to Corey like on one hand, I'm really glad.

Cory one and I didn't die.

Put on the other hand, I really didn't need another reminder of how small I am today.

Can't hear you from all the way up here.

A little apple moving on to round tail.

What's gonna try this round knife, cutting?

My favorite half brother didn't work.

True.

Which is why I'm trying something different, cutting you.

Well, what time out is that even legal?

I don't really care.

I need that medication.

Would you stop doing me already?

How Corey get ready to cry as a result of physical pain.

Hey, listen, you're wasting your time.

I'm telling you man, bro, I don't feel pain.

Seriously?

Yeah, I love that.

Half of my brain because I have you just figured out I'm like half the five of a normal apple, so I'm pretty hard to cut basically all that effort you just exerted?

Yeah, it was kind of a week.

You're kidding me, right?

I put everything I had into that.

Would I'm not trying to be a jerk or nothing, but I think he's crying.

Orange.

True story, Corey you win round two, but don't despair night you still have fight.

Round three is worth triple points.

Nice.

Makes me wonder why we even did the strait of rounds one or two, but okay, I think I'll go first this round I brought this baby kittens without mommy, wait a minute.

I thought baby kittens without mommy's was banned from this competition.

Nowhere was it?

Thought I lost half of my brain.

That remembers rules orange.

Maybe you can remember me.

Didn't I literally tried to kill me and my brother in the first two rounds.

Or am I imagining that you made your point the rules without the window a while ago, but you're wasting your time.

I don't cry.

Or baby kittens.

Oh yeah, well, good thing.

I also came across that footage of you getting booed off the stage at the comedy kitchen in 1986.

So yeah, I went out with a blonde butter knife the other night.

Didn't work out.

She wasn't too sharp.

Oh where did you find that tape?

That's it.

You're getting chopped orange to everyone is getting chopped, Stop booing me.

I'll tap you on.

Oh come on.

This thing isn't even paid for yet.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.