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  • - Hey there! Please take a chair.

  • This episode of The Juice is beyond compare!

  • - Ugh, enough already, dude!

  • - What's the matter, Pear?

  • - Yeah, what's the "mattaire" Pear?

  • - You know very well what the matter is, Orange!

  • Dude, you've been listing off things that rhyme

  • with my name all day long!

  • - Things that rhyme with Pear? I do declare!

  • - GRR!!!

  • - Relax, he'll run out of rhymes eventually.

  • Just tell us about today's episode.

  • - Yeah, please share. Hahaha!

  • - ARGHH!!!

  • - Okay, okay. So today, ExtremeKakarot wants to know

  • "if you could go anywhere on vacation, where would you go?"

  • - Whoa! You're saying we could go anywhere? Hahaha!

  • - Ugh.

  • - Seriously though, great question.

  • Hope you're thirsty fruit-lovers

  • 'cause I want to know, what's another rhyme for "pear"?

  • Hahahaha!

  • - I'll kick things off by answering the vacation question.

  • Whoa! - Corey can't seem to keep

  • his derrière on that chair over there.

  • - Orange! - No, he's right. Whoa!

  • I keep flying off the couch

  • like some kind of butt-less wonder.

  • New butt arrives Tuesday. So I'm looking forward to then.

  • Whoa! - Just out of curiosity,

  • How is it being delivered? By ground or by air?

  • Hahaha!

  • - Oh my gosh, dude.

  • Well, I know where I go on vacation, Madagascar

  • because it's as far away from Orange as I can get.

  • - Madagascar? I didn't know we could pick movies.

  • - Yeah, believe it or not, it was a place

  • before it was a movie, Corey.

  • - Oh, sorry.

  • I lost the geography side of my brain in the accident.

  • - You know Pear, you could get further away

  • from Orange than Madagascar.

  • - Really? I'm pretty sure it's on the

  • other side of the world.

  • - Who said anything about staying on the world?

  • - Oh, that's true.

  • - Pear, you could go to the moon.

  • - [Marshmallow] Or Mars, yay!

  • - Totally!

  • - Pear, you should get a one-way ticket to Pluto!

  • - Okay. Easy.

  • Now it just feels like you don't want me around.

  • (cricket noises)

  • - Hello? Now would be an appropriate time for someone to say

  • "No, we want you around Pear," or something like that.

  • - If I could go anywhere on vacation,

  • I'd stay right here with my friends.

  • - Aww

  • - Seriously, though. Where would you actually go?

  • - Jamaica, obviously!

  • - Little Apple, where would you go?

  • - Um, I don't want to say it.

  • - Aw, why don't you want to tell us?

  • Is it someplace you're embarrassed of?

  • - Is it somewhere secret?

  • - Is it something that rhymes with pear, like Delaware?

  • Hahaha!

  • - Orange!

  • - No, it's nothing like that.

  • It's just.. Okay, well, I visited 49 state capitals

  • and I kind of want to take care of the 50th.

  • - So then, which one's left?

  • - Little Rock, Arkansas.

  • - Bwaahahaha!

  • - See! This is why I didn't want to say it.

  • - I'm sorry, I'm sorry

  • but that answer was straight up "hilair".

  • - "Hilair"? Don't you mean "hilarious"?

  • - No, it's a new slang word I whipped up out of thin air.

  • - Stop inventing slang terms that rhyme with my name.

  • - That's fair.

  • - Ahhh!

  • - Corey, where would you go?

  • - Well, mine is a bit weird, but you know that haystack

  • over on the other side of the airport?

  • - Yeah, why?

  • - There! That's where I'd go.

  • Whoa! Slipped out of my seat again, ha ha ha.

  • - So you'd go to a haystack next to the airport?

  • - I think Corey lost a half of his brain that makes sense.

  • - See, for me, it's not about the destination,

  • - it's the journey.

  • And for me, it's all about how I'd get there,

  • on my sweet hog, of course.

  • - No way! Are you saying you want to jump

  • over an airport on your motorcycle?

  • - Heck yeah, it's never been done.

  • - Wow! I was going to pick Waikiki as my vacation spot

  • because it sounds funny, but watching Corey jump

  • over the airport sounds way "bettair."

  • - That's not how the word better is pronounced.

  • - No, I like my way "bettair."

  • Hahaha!

  • - Argh!

  • - Hey! Can I change my answer too?

  • Watching Corey jump his motorcycle sounds

  • way more fun than Arkansas.

  • - Yay! Could we watch Corey jump over the airport right now?

  • - Wow. I wasn't expecting so much enthusiasm.

  • Well, I do just happened to have my motorcycle and gear

  • and ramp here, so..

  • - Do it! Do it! Do it!

  • - Okay. Ha ha, wow.

  • I guess this is happening.

  • Open the studio skylight!

  • - Corey, if you don't make it,

  • just know that you were like a half brother to me.

  • - Thanks, that means a lot.

  • Here we go!

  • Three, two, one, and...

  • Whoops! Fell off my seat again.

  • Man, I could really use that new butt right about now.

  • (motorcycle crashing)

  • - Um, guys!

  • - Well, fruit lovers, I was hoping to end today's episode

  • on a more triumphant note

  • but I guess there'll be no such fanfare.

  • - Argh!!

  • - That's okay Orange, it was a good episode anyways!

  • - Guys, I think a motorcycle is loose in the studio.

  • - Man, I was so ready for something exciting to happen.

  • That's such a bummer.

  • - A real "bummair", indeed!

  • - That's not how it's pronounced, and you know it!

  • Also, there's a motorcycle loose in the studio!

  • - Really, where?

  • - There!

  • - Ahhh!

  • (groovy music)

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- Hey there! Please take a chair.

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The Annoying Orange - The Juice #12: Where Would You Go On Vacation?!

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    Summer posted on 2021/05/18
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