Yeah I do. How come?

Really?

Guess what note this is.

*angry music*

Okay... sure.

*E flat on piano*

Um......

*running diagnostics sound effect*

*running diagnostics sound effect* That's a... E flat.

Whoa!

How about this note?

*sinister sound effect*

Don't look.

*Highest octave A on piano*

*running diagnostics sound effect* It's an... A.

Wow.

Okay, how about this?

*sigh*

Okay.

*G minor chord on piano*

*running diagnostics sound effect*

That's a G minor chord, so G, B flat, D.

*sinister sound effect* No way.

Okay, how about this one?

*random pressing on piano*

*crickets sound effect*

*random pressing on piano*

*running diagnostics sound effect*

That's a GG, F you.

*yawn*

Hey, hey, hey, what pitch is this?

Dude...

*sleepy music* It''s 7 a.m. in the morning.

I just woke up. I can't tell...

No no, take a guess. Take a guess.

*sigh* Okay, I dunno...

*'Pending' music*

B?

Nah!

What was it?

It's a C!

It's a semitone up. Look I just woke up. Sometimes I-

*sigh*

Nah, it's either you got it or you don't!

*plays 'A' on tuner*

Hey, hey, hey. Is this 441 or 442?

*continues playing 'A' on tuner*

I don't know. How am I meant to know?

But if you really have perfect pitch you should be able to tell.

That's not how perfect pitch works. But okay...

It's actually 440. I'm just messing with you.

*rage sound effect*

*out of tune violin playing*

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Why are you playing so out of tune?

I thought you had perfect pitch!

*sigh*

What a waste of talent.

*rage intensifies*

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Would you rather be a prodigy, and not have perfect pitch?

Or have perfect pitch, and be mediocre?

Well, you don't need perfect pitch to play the violin so...

...yeah. Probably be a prodigy-

Okay. What if you're tone-deaf?

Oh, man...

*J.S. Bach Violin Concerto in A minor*

Hey, what key is this?

*J.S. Bach Violin Concerto in A minor*

A Minor.

*silence*

Well, sorry.

Mr. Perfect Pitch.

*sigh*

Hey, hey, hey.

Can you tell me what note this is?

*knocking sound*

Dude, there's no pitch in that.

That's literally just noise.

No, that's not true.

I have a friend that can hear literally every single note.

No, no, no, that... *sigh*

that's not quite how acoustical sounds works-

He can hear a table 'A',

A chair 'G', a keyboard 'C'-

*rage intensifies*

Argh!

Hey, what does it like to have a perfect pitch?

Like how do you hear the different sounds, you know?

Like why's- How's a 'C' just a 'C' in your head?

Yeah like-

What?

Just.. The whole pitch-

Brett.. I'm not feeling too well.

What do you mean?

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm fading...

Eddy!

Where's the-

Where's my pitch?!