Whoa.

See them laugh.

[laughing]

See them soar!

See them juggle and so much more.

It's Circus Sea Fleas.

[laughing and horn blowing]

And they were born to please you.

[laughing]

Yay! We love you Circus Sea Fleas.

And the fleas love you.

Remember Circus Sea Fleas live to perform just for you.

We've been emotionally validated!

Send for your very own Circus Sea Fleas, today!

Oh, I sent for mine yesterday and I'm still waiting.

- Bummer, dude! - What?

Bummer Dude action figures, they're miserable.

Oh.

Hey, hey, hey, SpongeBob.

Got a bunch of great stuff for ya today.

The new Spatula Emporium catalog.

No.

Free money from the sweepstakes ya won!

No.

A letter from your family!

No! Packages! How 'bout packages?

You have any packages for me?

No packages.

Sorry to disappoint ya, SpongeBob.

What makes you think I'm disappointed?

Everything's just fine.

Man, what a sad sponge.

That's right. Introducing Sad Sponge,

the newest Bummer Dude action figure.

Oh.

And kick and twist and kick. Higher ladies. I said, "higher".

[grunting]

I'll show you high.

[grunting]

Hah?

[screaming]

[screaming]

Feel the burn.

I feel it! Ow!

Oh. Oh.

[doorbell ringing]

Huh?

Ooh, pink legwarmers.

Yeah, so?

So... I love 'em! We're legwarmer buddies.

Oh, please. I wouldn't be caught dead

in legwarmers with that hat. Huh, go back to fashion school.

[sighing]

He's right.

Hello, fashion school, I'm coming back!

I'm reborn!

Wait. This package isn't even for me.

It's for SpongeBob. Huh.

That mailman is a moron.

[chattering]

[chattering]

♪ And time for me to eat Ya-ta-ta ♪

[chattering]

♪ Bowl is nice and clean ♪

♪ Ya-ta-ta-ta ♪

♪ Need the spoon Ya-ta-ta ♪

♪ Polish it on my shirt ♪

♪ Ya-ta-ta ♪

♪ Milk is smelling fresh Ya-ta-ta ♪

[chattering]

♪ Cereal gives me pep Ya-ta-ta ♪

[chattering]

♪ It's moving by itself Ya-ta-ta ♪

♪ Ghosts are in my bowl Ya-ta-ta ♪

Ghosts are in my bowl?

Ghosts are in my bowl?!

[grunting]

Huh?

Hmm.

Oh. Huh.

[gasping]

[screaming]

My kitchen's haunted!

[grunting]

[panting]

Calm down, Squidward.

You're just seeing things because you're so tired.

Yeah, yeah, that's it. You just need some more sleep.

[snoring]

[chattering]

[mumbling]

[snoring]

[snoring]

[music playing and horns blowing]

Huh? Wha--

Huh, I must still be dreaming.

[mumbling]

[circus music playing]

Huh?

[chattering]

[chattering]

Tada!

Welcome to your Sea Flea Circus!

It's our duty to entertain you!

[chattering]

[laughing]

How delightful.

[laughing]

Huh?

[chattering]

Amazing.