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  • here, Clippard.

  • Careful.

  • Welcome to watch Mojo.

  • And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 times Robot chicken, roasted kid shows.

  • Alvin is not the only one who can score with the ladies.

  • Uh, no, but okay, that's, you know.

  • Oh, Whoa!

  • What?

  • What do you think, Thornberry?

  • Your new show is morally bankrupt and utterly devoid of educational content.

  • For this list will be looking at sketches where Robot Chicken parodied a classic kid show.

  • Which of these sketches ruined your childhood?

  • Let us know in the comments.

  • Now let the roast begin.

  • Number 10 Mystery Not Incorporated.

  • I am Elizabeth Cylinder.

  • This sketch is a mashup between Scooby Doo and the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

  • After Velma suffers a horrible accident.

  • Scooby and the Gang at the team up with Elizabeth Selander, the main character of Steeg Larson's novels.

  • Elizabeth is able to help the gang solve their mystery by offering her unique skill set as an expert hacker, though she does make the team uncomfortable with her quirks.

  • This dark send up of Scooby Doo highlights the shortcomings of Mystery Inc sleuthing skills such as Fred's instinct to have the team needlessly split up here are receipts for a ghost costume, a one way ticket to Brazil and 12 drums of acetone, the most common Austin accelerant.

  • He's planning to burn the park for the insurance money, blame it on a ghost and flee the country.

  • I say we split up number nine Mission Kim possible.

  • In this sketch, Kim Possible gets captured on a mission in North Korea, and she's greeted by Kim Jong Un, who proceeds to taunt her as she's locked in a cage with alligators.

  • Young man, you are Kim Prison.

  • Stop mocking my name.

  • What follows is shameless wordplay where the teenage spy and the brutal dictator trash talk each other using ponds that start with Kim's You're So Kim mature.

  • My wife's real.

  • Not like your Kim plans.

  • What are you complying?

  • Because they're both named Kim?

  • Get it.

  • That's really the extent of the whole sketch.

  • It's a ridiculous premise where one of the most notorious world leaders of the modern age is portrayed as a cartoonish Disney villain.

  • Number eight.

  • Bert's new roommate.

  • This is much easier than one of us ever getting a girlfriend.

  • Oh, that must be the new roommate.

  • Tired of living with Ernie, Bert decides to get a new roommate named Sam that he found on Craigslist.

  • However, this is a regretful decision, as Sam is delusional and far less considerate than Ernie.

  • Sam is as disruptive as Ernie, but he's more disturbing when he pesters birds.

  • Do I have blood in my moustache, Bert.

  • When Bird and Sam sing a song about tying shoes, Sam veers off the topic and brings up conspiracies.

  • Tying your shoes is so much fun.

  • The American government plan 911 Needless to say, Sam isn't a good fit for Bird.

  • We guess poor Burt is destined to be annoyed by his roommate, regardless of who it is.

  • Number seven.

  • Garfield At the Vet We have some bad news.

  • Someone got a case of the Mondays you have Type two diabetes.

  • Oh, Garfield.

  • This is a grim sketch where Garfield's poor diet leads to his doom during a trip to the vet.

  • Garfield is diagnosed with diabetes and is told that he needs an operation to save his life.

  • However, John puts his foot down and refuses the operation, sealing the felines face.

  • You did this to him.

  • It's like a used car man I can't drop that kind of cash into a 13 year old cat.

  • When he gets a replacement cat, he chooses to feed the cat the same diet as he did Garfield, thus sending this cat down a similar road.

  • Dry food or spaghetti and meatballs.

  • Your excellent.

  • I knew you'd make the right choice.

  • This sketch puts the blame on Garfield's eating habits squarely on John, accusing him of being a bad pet owner.

  • Number six crabby Patties.

  • Crabby Patties are made out of crap.

  • The formula to the crabby patty is a closely guarded secret, and this sketch offers an explanation as to why that's the case.

  • SpongeBob barges in from the kitchen to reveal to diners at the Krusty Krab that crabby Patties are made of crab, a reference to the 1973 classic sci fi film Soylent Green.

  • You gotta tell him Silent Brady's people.

  • He also accuses his boss, Mr Crabs, of using one of his former employees as the meat for one of his crabby Patties and feeding his customers their own kind to pay you to kill us.

  • You know, the last honest man in bikini bottom.

  • Now, Mr Crabs is a cutthroat businessman who's obsessed with money.

  • But surely he wouldn't resort to such business practices on the real SpongeBob Woody.

  • Mm Number five Dora The Explorer Years have passed since Dora was a child, and now she's a teenager about to celebrate her quinceanera.

  • What fine.

  • No longer a wide eyed child, Dora acts like a total delinquent stealing alcohol from a store and scoring illicit substances from a friend.

  • Dora, please know it's wrong.

  • Now let's complete this transaction.

  • Hey, stop that.

  • However, as Dora engages in this behavior, it's in an interactive format like her show, and she gets help along the way from her trusty backpack and map.

  • Okay, okay, he's at the park on 12 under the Jungle Gym.

  • A couple of familiar characters from the show make appearances.

  • Swiper shows up to Doris Quinceanera, looking to hook up with Dora's friends and boots, has shown on a security tape attacking an elderly woman in a driveway.

  • Number four, The time of the Great Pumpkin.

  • Through the use of black magic, Linus is able to summon the Great Pumpkin and finally meet the long sought after figure.

  • Finally, now you can give me presents.

  • However, the great pumpkin turns out to be an evil creature and eats the kids from the Peanuts gang one by one.

  • What should we do?

  • You should let the great Punkin you.

  • The sketch references several of the classic tropes, from the Charlie Brown cartoons from Lucy pulling the football to the adults who speak incoherently to the kids.

  • What did he say?

  • Oh, I never have any idea what any adult says.

  • It's always that won't walk crap.

  • The world of Charlie Brown was always depressing and bleak, but robot chicken managed to make it much worse.

  • Thank you.

  • Number three Undercover Smurf boss trying to get more information on the day to day affairs in the Smurf Village, Papa Smurf goes undercover, much like the reality TV show Undercover Boss.

  • They'll never Smurf.

  • It's me.

  • He works as an intern first for Farmer Smurf and then Doctor Smurf, where he fails miserably practicing medicine instead of being wise and compassionate.

  • Papa Smurf is portrayed as condescending and incompetent.

  • Teach me to care about your sad little life.

  • I mean your noble and fulfilling career choice.

  • The sketch looks at problems from Smurf Village that would be overlooked in the cartoon, and it raises an interesting question.

  • How is grouchy Smurf useful to the village?

  • What exactly do you do around here?

  • I hate stuff.

  • I'm being deadly serious, openly talking about what you hate.

  • It doesn't sound like a productive contribution.

  • Just saying Number two.

  • The Magic School Bus Final Adventure.

  • With the help of her magic school bus, Ms Frizzle is able to show her students the wonders of science and teach them to open their minds to what life has to offer.

  • Please let this be a normal field trip with but to be real.

  • She was also guilty of child endangerment, and her wild field trips were a lawsuit waiting to happen.

  • Ms.

  • Frizzle is batshit crazy.

  • Does she even have a teaching degree?

  • Gets honorary and this sketch The class goes to the Grand Canyon, But through her recklessness, Ms Frizzle ends up sending everyone on a one way ticket to the pearly gates.

  • The sketch shows why the students shouldn't go near that magic school bus.

  • The Magic School.

  • Before we unveil our topic, here are a few other roast worthy, honorable mentions.

  • Swedish chefs jaunt a day in the life of the Swedish Chef.

  • What kept you honey?

  • Dinner's waiting.

  • Get the hell off my back, Woman Anna.

  • Maniac Kamasutra This Yeah, coz world parody is probably too inappropriate for the real Animaniacs.

  • Unlicensed doctor And that doctor.

  • Let's try.

  • These positions are done.

  • Do what?

  • Captain Planet.

  • Ted Turner goes off the deep end and becomes Captain Planet.

  • Is that Ted Turner?

  • I think it is.

  • How is he doing?

  • I don't know.

  • He's on one of those zip lines.

  • Oh, yeah?

  • Is that what they're called?

  • Zip line.

  • Zip lines.

  • Peewee Takedown.

  • It was only a matter of time before the police were called to Pee Wee's Playhouse.

  • Surrender.

  • It's over.

  • That's a secret word.

  • Bloopers.

  • Squirtle breaks character Makes no sense at all.

  • Say the line URL or you get the gas for the love of Christ kids, go read a book or something before we continue.

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  • Number one Rugrats joke.

  • What are you doing in the street?

  • For those unfamiliar with rug rats, the show is about a group of babies who would often sneak away on adventures when the adults were supposed to be watching them.

  • In this sketch, Tommy and his friends cross the freeway and dodge bullets in a gang war to search for his rep turtle.

  • When Tommy's mother did, he finds the babies in the middle of the street.

  • She angrily confronts her husband stew.

  • Well, I'm sorry.

  • The baby's escaped, escaped their babies.

  • You sack this moron.

  • Well, it's necessary to call out Stew for being negligent as all the adults are on the show.

  • Dede takes her anger a little too far, but it wouldn't be robot chicken without some disturbing exaggeration.

  • I want a divorce.

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