Name: I Tried Watching Japan's WORST TV Show of All Time
Uploaded: 2021-03-28T20:05:05.000Z
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The second conditional

What if I told you there's a way you can get fit, learn a language and have fun all at the same time?

English conversation exercise through voluntary muscle English.

This week in English has been something of an Internet mean for many years now.

And let's face it, it's not hard to see why.

I first came across this language learning miracle six years ago when producing a series on this channel called Losing Weight in Japan and unsurprisingly, ill fated series in which I tried to lose 10 kg in 10 weeks.

Needless to say, the only thing I lost at the time was my dignity.

At the time, I just assumed it was some weird one off special TV show that was a parody or something.

But it turns out this far more to it than a bad case of diarrhea because there are 24 episodes of speaking English, each one introducing exciting a new English phrases from everyday life and situations in the English speaking world.

The I mean, this was a real TV show that somebody had spent money on broadcast on Fuji Television at five o'clock in the morning.

Now imagine waking up 4:30 a.m. You dive into the shower, you grab your morning coffee and then when the clock strikes five, I have a back up, down.

I have a back us up, Danny, I have a back us up down here taking English cycle.

Honestly, the more you learn about speaking English, the more absurd than it gets.

So today we'll discover why this is one of the most ridiculous TV shows you will ever see, including the questionable English phrases they talk, which came riddled with some pretty sinister undertones at times.

Finally, we'll test the show out on a real life Japanese man who, to be fair, took it incredibly seriously.

Morning exercise is pretty popular in Japan as it is in Asia in general, with radio Taser literally radio calisthenics being barked out of a speaker for workers to perform in the morning before the workday begins.

But speaking English was created against this backdrop.

It would start with a practical setting where top rate actors, both Japanese and foreign, acted out a dramatic scene with powerful raw emotions.

Oh, Missy, no, Yoshi, I'm so glad you could make it top rate actors the best in the business.

Then one of the characters would be utterly distraught, their lack of English knowledge, and finally, enter our heroes this weekend.

Girls, my favorite scenes aren't this weekend girls that this weekend boys who execute the dances with an unmatched level of enthusiasm.

Okay, seriously, it looks like the camera crew burst into a bar, pointed at three drunk salary men in the corner and went Fuck it.

You got to give them some credit, at least for getting involved and delivering those sick moves.

It all seems like harmless fun, but at times it does have some pretty sinister undertones to it all.

In this episode, the character goes on holiday.

And then she's jumped by two shady men with flawless disguises.

I mean, it's five o'clock in the morning.

Take anything you want to take anything you want.

Let's take a look at those, uh, those ferocious criminal masterminds.

It's a bit difficult to give a character description to the police.

What would the completely unobstructed view of his face and wait a minute?

Isn't that Jason Alexander from Seinfeld?

If you're wondering what in the world of fuck this guy is wearing a bit of cultural trivia for you while in the West are stereotyped image of a burglar.

Is this or this in Japan, they look more like this.

It's typically worn by farmers, but in this case it's tied up into what can only be described as the world's worst disguise now credit where it's due to the show.

There's scarcely a real life situation that isn't covered in Zurich in English is extensive list of vocabulary from being robbed by Jason Alexander to having highly specific medical emergencies brought on by a bad case of diarrhea.

Okay, please explain your symptoms in detail as much as possible.

I cannot treat you until I know more about, you know, for somebody who delivered the phrase I am allergic to penicillin with surprising ease and fluency, she does she just give up very easily, doesn't she?

Another eyebrow raising expression involves two characters.

You've just watched a film, and the girl has trouble choosing her words to describe how she felt at the ending of the movie.

So what are the two reasons that's weak in English?

And let's face it, think I'm being a little bit generous with just two reasons.

Floor number one is exaggerated knowledge.

Imagine if you've watched a bit of full season of this show.

You're gonna have some pretty gaping holes in your knowledge, the day you inevitably get robbed by two men.