Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles My first Conan invitation to showcase for Conan, I could not come and showcase the live show cases because I did not want to break my contract with the University of Superior, University of Wisconsin at Superior, performing in their cafeteria. I'm like, guess these non-traditional students are getting my Conan showcase set tonight. So, so I appreciate you keeping up with me. (upbeat music) [J.P.] A lot of work goes into a short, late night, stand up set. Join me, J.P. Buck, as I spotlight the comedians who came up with some of my favorite Conan sets. This is, The Setup. [Conan] Please welcome, the very funny Mary Mack. I'm trying to remember when you and I first met, like I feel like, if I go back I feel like my mind was erased at some point because I feel like you've always been in my comedy world. Yes, yeah. Like, I can't remember a time when I didn't know you as a comic. Somebody recommended me for Andy Kaufman, Andy Kaufman awards in, um, that year was at the HBO comedy festival in Vegas that year. The Andy Kaufman awards were established by Andy's family years ago. And to try and recognize people that maybe the mainstream was ignoring. And what was great is the show that I got to produce was hosted, and we got co-hosts Reggie Watts and Kristen Schaal hosted the show. And I remember so many people afterwards came back and were just telling me about how great you were. I remember the first comment I ever saw of yours about me was, she's interesting (laughing) Whoa, yeah, encourage me no further. Like I was like, that's the best comment I ever got. All anybody ever said was, they'll never get it. You won't fit, I'm like, that's strange. They say people will never get it because I've done shows in all the States and seems like we all have a pretty good time. (upbeat music) Back then, submissions where, I had a lot of submissions through VHS tapes. I think that's what my first, the first things you said to me, I think were on VHS. After VHS it transitioned over to DVD and that became a lot easier to keep. Yeah. So I have, this is book three of a library of DVD submissions I got, I've actually looked, there's, there's the first person in this book. It's the M book starts with Mary Mack and there are four. And then there are like, there are 12. Now total. 12! You can never throw those out cause I don't have copies, I don't have copies. Boy, I'm surprised I didn't send you like reel to reel or cassette tapes or Beta. Okay, but thanks for keeping those. So we met 2007, you weren't on the show until 2016. You sent me an email and apologized The 8 years that you were busy. You noted in here, you say the jokes in the following set had been tried out in 34 of the United States, Canada and Mexico and seemed to hit in all the places. I know, I do my own scientific experiments, like I don't feel good about a joke going on TV. I feel like I need to try it in at least 11 States. Like that's my minimum States. I need to know because it's a thing cause I grew up as a kid in very sheltered area. So even still some of my words aren't the right words that people in other States understand. So I have to do all these like trial and error. Like I keep little logs, but that's what comedy is. It's just this experiment. And then, you know, yeah, it's interesting. (upbeat music) You know, how I warmed up to do it was we went down and we were doing nine shows at the Clay County Fair in Spencer, Iowa, which is the largest County Fair, I'm sorry, sorry to brag everybody, but the largest County Fair in the Country, J.P. Really! Yup. Yup. So I do three days and I do three shows a day and clean to farmers and the lion trainer from, there's tigers next door to me all the time. I have to always be more entertaining than tigers. Otherwise nobody's going to come. That's a lot of pressure. So I did my Conan set up top, every show, for nine show, three shows a day, three, three days, nine shows. And for the first five minutes of every show, I got complete silence to that set. And I was like, I think it's good. Cause I was like, I think that if they don't like it, it's probably going to be good. So, (laughing) That was like my rationale. That's the good, those are the real people. Right? So like if I do some jokes in a a room of just comics and they like them, I'm not going to do those jokes on TV, most likely or even in a, like at a corporate or venue, I'm like, Oh all the comics like these then I don't think it's okay. Because you're not playing to the real people. You're just playing to the other scientists. And so I got to get those real people in there. (upbeat music) Uh, so excited to be here. I have two degrees in clarinet so, that's why I do comedy. Ah, clarinet never came in handy for anything unless maybe like you're driving and then you hit a deer and you don't have a crowbar in your trunk to put it out of its misery. Yup. Yeah. Last time I hit a deer, I had my clarinet with me and I only got through like two songs and he was out. I think that was a good way to start it out. Just tell us a little bit about ya and then and then your humor is there. Cause it's dry and yeah, it was, I liked, I still that's one of the jokes they still use. (upbeat music) You have your own sort of way of talking. You have your, you have, you know, you've you've got an accent and it's like, What accent J.P.? I think I just tried to be as much me as possible. And I just kind of like after years of like places saying, can you, can you work on your O's? No. So, I mean, just like after years of rejection you just have to accept yourself. The farther along I got in comedy, it was okay. I felt it was really okay. Just to be honest about, you know I talk a lot about the alcoholism in my family, growing up poor my own experiences with therapies and stuff like that. And, and all I can do is just be myself and and luckily it's a little bit entertaining at times. I had a bad critique one time that said of some other show, it's the lady was like, "It's like she doesn't even know what she's going to say next." And I was like, that's the whole point! That's what I'm trying to go for! Well, she got it she just didn't realize she got it. Yeah, She got it and hated it. A lot of people don't know I have jokes because they're just sentences, you know? And sometimes if you said a sentence and didn't really like ham it up on that sentence, people wouldn't be aware that was a joke. Like a lot of people don't believe in antidepressants, but for a while my mom had taken them and I felt great. Um,um. Like if you say it like that, sometimes people would just be like, Oh, that's not very nice, but you know it's a comedy set. They're ready for comedy. So, so they get it at night and I hammed it up enough. (upbeat music) And then, Ah, your cute, That was the worst applause break ever on this show. (applause)