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  • My first Conan invitation to showcase for Conan,

  • I could not come and showcase the live show cases

  • because I did not want to break my contract

  • with the University of Superior, University

  • of Wisconsin at Superior, performing in their cafeteria.

  • I'm like, guess these non-traditional students

  • are getting my Conan showcase set tonight.

  • So, so I appreciate you keeping up with me.

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  • [J.P.] A lot of work goes into a short,

  • late night, stand up set.

  • Join me, J.P. Buck, as I spotlight the comedians

  • who came up with some of my favorite Conan sets.

  • This is, The Setup.

  • [Conan] Please welcome, the very funny Mary Mack.

  • I'm trying to remember when you and I first met,

  • like I feel like, if I go back I feel like

  • my mind was erased at some point

  • because I feel like you've always been

  • in my comedy world.

  • Yes, yeah.

  • Like, I can't remember a time when

  • I didn't know you as a comic.

  • Somebody recommended me for Andy Kaufman,

  • Andy Kaufman awards in, um, that year was

  • at the HBO comedy festival in Vegas that year.

  • The Andy Kaufman awards were established

  • by Andy's family years ago.

  • And to try and recognize people

  • that maybe the mainstream was ignoring.

  • And what was great is the show that I got to

  • produce was hosted, and we got co-hosts Reggie Watts

  • and Kristen Schaal hosted the show.

  • And I remember so many people afterwards came back

  • and were just telling me about how great you were.

  • I remember the first comment I ever saw of yours about me

  • was, she's interesting (laughing)

  • Whoa, yeah, encourage me no further.

  • Like I was like, that's the best comment I ever got.

  • All anybody ever said was, they'll never get it.

  • You won't fit, I'm like, that's strange.

  • They say people will never get it because

  • I've done shows in all the States

  • and seems like we all have a pretty good time.

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  • Back then, submissions where, I had a lot

  • of submissions through VHS tapes.

  • I think that's what my first, the first things you said

  • to me, I think were on VHS.

  • After VHS it transitioned over to DVD

  • and that became a lot easier to keep.

  • Yeah.

  • So I have, this is book three of a library of DVD

  • submissions I got,

  • I've actually looked, there's, there's the first person

  • in this book.

  • It's the M book starts with Mary Mack and there are four.

  • And then there are like, there are 12.

  • Now total.

  • 12! You can never throw those out

  • cause I don't have copies, I don't have copies.

  • Boy, I'm surprised I didn't send you like reel

  • to reel or cassette tapes or Beta.

  • Okay, but thanks for keeping those.

  • So we met 2007, you weren't on the show until 2016.

  • You sent me an email and apologized

  • The 8 years that you were busy.

  • You noted in here, you say the jokes

  • in the following set had been tried

  • out in 34 of the United States, Canada and Mexico

  • and seemed to hit in all the places.

  • I know, I do my own scientific experiments,

  • like I don't feel good about a joke going on TV.

  • I feel like I need to try it in at least 11 States.

  • Like that's my minimum States.

  • I need to know because it's a thing cause I grew up

  • as a kid in very sheltered area.

  • So even still some of my words aren't the right words

  • that people in other States understand.

  • So I have to do all these like trial and error.

  • Like I keep little logs, but that's what comedy is.

  • It's just this experiment.

  • And then, you know, yeah, it's interesting.

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  • You know, how I warmed up to do it was we went down

  • and we were doing nine shows at the Clay County Fair

  • in Spencer, Iowa, which is the largest County Fair,

  • I'm sorry, sorry to brag everybody,

  • but the largest County Fair in the Country, J.P.

  • Really!

  • Yup. Yup. So I do three days

  • and I do three shows a day and clean to farmers

  • and the lion trainer from, there's tigers next door

  • to me all the time.

  • I have to always be more entertaining than tigers.

  • Otherwise nobody's going to come.

  • That's a lot of pressure.

  • So I did my Conan set up top, every show, for nine show,

  • three shows a day, three, three days, nine shows.

  • And for the first five minutes of every show,

  • I got complete silence to that set.

  • And I was like, I think it's good.

  • Cause I was like, I think that if they don't like it,

  • it's probably going to be good.

  • So, (laughing) That was like my rationale.

  • That's the good, those are the real people.

  • Right? So like if I do some jokes in a

  • a room of just comics and they like them,

  • I'm not going to do those jokes on TV, most likely

  • or even in a, like at a corporate or venue, I'm like, Oh

  • all the comics like these then I don't think it's okay.

  • Because you're not playing to the real people.

  • You're just playing to the other scientists.

  • And so I got to get those real people in there.

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  • Uh, so excited to be here.

  • I have two degrees in clarinet so, that's why I do comedy.

  • Ah, clarinet never came in handy

  • for anything unless maybe like you're driving

  • and then you hit a deer and you don't have a crowbar

  • in your trunk to put it out of its misery.

  • Yup. Yeah.

  • Last time I hit a deer, I had my clarinet with me

  • and I only got through like two songs

  • and he was out.

  • I think that was a good way to start it out.

  • Just tell us a little bit about ya and then

  • and then your humor is there.

  • Cause it's dry and yeah, it was, I liked,

  • I still that's one of the jokes they still use.

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  • You have your own sort of way of talking.

  • You have your, you have, you know, you've

  • you've got an accent and it's like,

  • What accent J.P.?

  • I think I just tried to be as much me as possible.

  • And I just kind of like after years of like places saying,

  • can you, can you work on your O's?

  • No. So, I mean, just like after years of rejection

  • you just have to accept yourself.

  • The farther along I got in comedy, it was okay.

  • I felt it was really okay.

  • Just to be honest about, you know

  • I talk a lot about the alcoholism in my family,

  • growing up poor my own experiences with therapies

  • and stuff like that.

  • And, and all I can do is just be myself and

  • and luckily it's a little bit entertaining at times.

  • I had a bad critique one time that said of some other show,

  • it's the lady was like, "It's like she doesn't even know

  • what she's going to say next."

  • And I was like, that's the whole point!

  • That's what I'm trying to go for!

  • Well, she got it she just didn't realize she got it.

  • Yeah, She got it and hated it.

  • A lot of people don't know I have jokes because

  • they're just sentences, you know?

  • And sometimes if you said a sentence and didn't really

  • like ham it up on that sentence,

  • people wouldn't be aware that was a joke.

  • Like a lot of people don't believe in antidepressants,

  • but for a while my mom had taken them

  • and I felt great.

  • Um,um.

  • Like if you say it like that, sometimes people would just

  • be like, Oh, that's not very nice, but you know

  • it's a comedy set.

  • They're ready for comedy.

  • So, so they get it at night and I hammed it up enough.

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  • And then, Ah, your cute,

  • That was the worst applause break ever on this show.

  • (applause)