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  • Hey. I have a complaint...

  • -I don't like.... -wait,do you have a Google+ account?

  • No.

  • Well, you're gonna go over to the Google+ desk, and sign up there, and then you can make your comment.

  • I was sent here by Laura...

  • Is she an acquaintance, friend, or co-worker?

  • You can put her in a circle. Circle, circle, circles!

  • I love circles.

  • I'm sorry, I don't understand any of this.

  • Oh, nobody does. Doesn't matter. Just sign up!

  • Come on. Please?

  • Hi. I would like to be part of this year's YouTube Music Awards.

  • Okay. Are you a member of Arcade Fire?

  • Uh, no. But I'm a musician, and I'm on YouTube.

  • Mmm, that's not enough. Are you famous, or at least friends with Macklemore?

  • -No.-Well, you could always make a video in your bedroom.

  • That's how Justin Bieber started.

  • I'm 40 years old. What?

  • Security? Lockdown! Lockdown! One got in, old person on YouTube!

  • I'm not 40, I'm in high school! I have Benjamin Buttons disease! Hey, let me go! I gotta get back to work!

  • Hello, hello, hello... hey!

  • Hey, Gregory Brothers!

  • People only care about parodies on YouTube...

  • We want more views on originals that we do...

  • Oooohooohooo... please...

  • Well, maybe you need to spend more time on your originals.

  • I mean, that melody you just sang wasn't very catchy.

  • What? People only care about spaghetti and beef stew!

  • They should eat lasagna and burgers dipped in fondue! Ew!

  • Ha ha ha ha ha! I love songs about food!

  • Those were literally the same notes we sang.

  • Only they sing them crappier.

  • Well, have you guys thought about singing worse, and about dumber things?

  • No.

  • It's right here in the YouTube Playbook under Best Practices

  • Hm, rabbit shaming.

  • I'm having a lot of problems with the live stream function. It pauses every time I try--

  • eh evrev.....timeevchchchtrtry... -The live stream function is actually flawless.

  • I hate to tell you this, but you have a tremendous stutter.

  • Oh, thank you. I never thought

  • ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo of that.

  • Oh my god, Elsa from Frozen!

  • Are you gonna sing Let it Go? Please please please please please please!

  • No, I am not gonna sing Let it Go...

  • Also, if I never hear that song again, it'll be too soon.

  • What? Why are you being so cold?

  • Because I am so sick of everyone on YouTube singing my song.

  • No more covers of my song. It's not even a good song. I just made it up on the spot.

  • Do you want to monetize all those cover versions?

  • No, I'm rich enough. I'm just sick of hearing that song!

  • Okay. Also, no more covers of Royals; I'm sick of that song, too.

  • Hey, can I ask you something?

  • Make it quick, I've got princess stuff to do.

  • Do you... want to build a snowman?

  • Let it go, okay.Let it go.

  • Oh gosh! Hi!

  • I'm having trouble uploading a profile picture.

  • Well, the default avatar is already of your face, so... you're all set!

  • That's not my face!

  • What are you saying, we all look alike?

  • You're a face-ist! -No, I...

  • Just stop. Where's your bathroom?

  • That way.

  • Hey! Take down that picture of me! I didn't authorize the use of my likeness!

  • This is booshit!

  • Hey there.

  • Hi!-I'm Dave

  • Okay...

  • So do we just... do it whenever?

  • Who are you talking to?

  • What is that music?

  • I'm so nervous.

  • Here goes nothing!

  • Whoa! Whoa, whoa! Back to color!

  • We are not doing one of these stranger's first kiss videos!

  • It's a social experiment!

  • Out!

  • Just-Whoa!

  • Okay, okay, sorry.

  • I'm just a funny guy making funny blogs by myself in my basement.

  • How do I get rich?

  • This question, again?

  • What you're gonna wanna do is get a time machine and go back to 2006, and then you should be good!

  • Whatever.

  • Psst, hey kid! How would you like to join an MCN?

  • What's an MCN?

  • It's a multi-channel network. We're gonna get you more views, more exposure, more money...

  • Why did you do air quotes when you said more money?

  • It's a nervous tick! Anyway, you want to be the next epic PewDieDawson or what?

  • Okay, yeah! Where do I sign?

  • Right here!

  • Your two dollars are mine now!

  • All mine! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... ah ha ha ha...

  • Is that time machine a real thing, by any chance?

  • It's still in beta.

  • Hello my love, I've seen all the ads for YouTube On TV, billboards, even the one they wrapped around the subway!

  • So, basically, you got me! I'm in! I'll take one YouTube, please!

  • Um, there's only one YouTube.

  • Okay, fine! How much?

  • I don't know. Several billion dollars?

  • Wha- uh...

  • Don't you think you should put that in the ads?

  • Nice try, but no thank you.

  • I'll buy a book instead. A Facebook!

  • [phone ringing]YouTube Complaints...

  • Hey, what's up? It's the Dude Perfect Guys from Dallas!

  • We do all the trick shots and stuff.

  • Yeah, of course! How can I help you?

  • Well, we're doing this epic thing with a basketball and a catapult...

  • It basically shoots stuff like 3,000 miles...

  • ...and I say we launched it probably about five minutes ago.

  • Long story short, you should probably duck!

  • Tell me that went in!

  • No way. -Yes.

  • (cheers)

  • I'm a vlogger, but I get like zero hits. Any ideas?

  • Here, put this on and try doing it in an English accent, and act sheepish.

  • Sheepish?

  • Trust me.

  • Hey, guys! Um, I don't know if you like vlogs, but, um, just subscribe, I guess.

  • Uh, I won't go mental if you don't; perhaps we've got like loads in common! Maybe... I think.

  • And we can connect on that, and, um, I will be your little mate inside the computie-wootie.

  • I put a lot of time, energy, and thought into my comedy videos, and they get very few hits.

  • And if somebody can just play video games and talk for half an hour...

  • ...and get a bajillion hits, it's just not fair!

  • Wait. Quiet for a moment..

  • This guy's awesome.

  • Okay, I'm gonna steal...

  • ...the information by hacking his phone, and I'm gonna leave and go on my phone because I can just do it on my phone!

  • Nothing to see here! Just talking to my mom in my awesome car!

  • Here I go, and driving away, into that- whoops. My bad.

  • That is quality content!

  • I'm sorry, what were you saying? I got bored.

  • You know where I can find an Xbox?

  • Downstairs.

  • [phone ringing]Complaints.

  • Yeah, hey, it's Rhett and Link again.

  • Who hurt your feelings this week?

  • Nobody, this time, uh, we were just calling about vacation days.

  • If you want to take a break, take a break.

  • We've got mouths to feed!

  • Yeah, being a YouTuber is like being a hamster on a endless Ferris wheel!

  • I think he means treadmill, but listen.

  • We've probably made you, like, hundreds of dollars and we want vacation days!

  • Well, I can't offer that, but why don't you just make a video series called Rhett and Link's Special Magical Week Off Show?

  • That way, you can make a video but still be on vacation.

  • That's a good idea.

  • I love the title.

  • Wait, who's gonna edit that?

  • She tricked us again.

  • AAH!!!

  • [explosion noise]I'm Bob, and I'm building an army!

  • This tank and I are against Google+!

  • Disconnect Google+ from the comments section or I will destroy YouTube!

  • 10, 9, 8...

  • I've had just about enough with this Bob crap...

  • Nice shooting.

  • Thanks.

Hey. I have a complaint...

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