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And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 things in SpongeBob that make no sense.

Oh, my gosh, my sister and I don't have a sister.

It seems like it was just yesterday I was teaching her how to breach.

He burned my crabby patty.

He burnt my prize for this list will be looking at continuity, errors and lapses in simple logic from this long running Nick Toon, we acknowledge that logic has never been.

This shows top priority, nor should it be.

But it's still fun to analyze.

What's your favorite example of SpongeBob logic?

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Number 10.

Eating fast food underwater.

One crabby patty, extra onions.

One crying Johnny coming up SpongeBob spent his days firing up the grill and serving up hot, crabby Patties that sizzle in the customers' mouths.

As you might have noticed, there are more than a few problems with that last sentence.

Aside from not being able to operate a grill underwater, those Patties should be soggy and falling apart.

Yet the crabby patty is a vision of perfection, except when squid words on cooking duties.

He burned my crabby patty.

He burned my fries.

He burned my shake.

Speaking of which, we're not sure how you would burn a crabby patty or fries or a shake for that matter.

This doesn't just apply to the crusty crabs menu salt that may be used to make ice cream, but salt also melts it.

We doubt goofy goobers inventory would mesh well with the surrounding salt water.

Why do I always get the nuts?

Number nine to Neptune's What.

In the first season, SpongeBob inadvertently summons Neptune after pulling a golden spatula from ancient Greece to see if SpongeBob is truly worthy, Neptune challenges him to the ultimate cook off in Atlantis.

This Neptune pops up in a few other episodes in the 2000 and four feature film, though Neptune appears with lighter green skin, a longer nose and a bold head.

He also sounds less like J.

Peterman and more like George Bluth Sr.

Is this the same Neptune or are there to Neptune's?

Actually, there could be three Neptune's.

If the live action segments are cannon, who dares to interrupt them?

Sorry about that nappy.

That's Neptune.

He's king of the on top of all of that, there's apparently more than one Atlantis.

The gang later travels to a very different Atlantis, ruled by Lord Royal Highness rather than Neptune.

Allow me to introduce myself.

I am The Lord Royal Highness.

But my friends call me L.

R H Number eight plankton.

Sphere of pearl.

Mother always said I'd end up in a whale's belly or prison.

It's revealed in Season seven Episode one course meal that plankton is deathly afraid of Wales, such as Pearl.

We guess that makes sense, seeing how Wales are higher up on the food chain.

What doesn't make sense is that Plankton and Pearl had already crossed paths several times.

Do instruments of torture count.

They were in the same marching band together without any anxiety.

Plankton, even swaps, lives with Mr Crabs, in one episode becoming Pearl's father.

And, while annoyed by Pearl Plankton, isn't concerned that she might eat him.

Could I please have a, um, an advance on my allowance?

It'll get you out of my antenna go crazy.

Even after plankton Sphere of Wales is established, this detail is pretty much forgotten in subsequent episodes, Plankton continues to interact with Pell, as if one course meal never happened.

Given the episodes reception, Maybe that's for the best.

Just being here, a whale's mouth gives me the creeps.

Number seven, a crusty and confusing origin story we first learned in Season three that crabs turned a bankrupt retirement home called the Rusty Crab into the Krusty Krab.

This happened after the war, when crabs served in the Navy.

After the war, crab stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless.

But then his luck changed when he acquired a bankrupt retirement home and with a few minor alterations, the Krusty Krab was born.

Crabs later reveals, however, that he was once a pirate.

The Krusty Krab was originally the name of his ship, which he sold.

So Crabs is a Navy vet and a former pirates.

Maybe he joined the pirate queen after all, I can't let you go less.

I'd be in violation of the Naval code.

Enjoy your last meal.

I hope you like spun sugar.

If he comes from a pirate family, though, why would crabs enlist in the navy?

The crabby Patties secret formula has a muddled backstory as well.

It's repeatedly shown to be a family recipe.

But in friend or foe, the formula is accidentally created following an argument between young crabs and plankton.

You want to fight over this recipe, I'll give you a fight you'll never forget.

Well, that's ruined, but no use letting this go to waste.

These kids will eat anything.

Number six.

Patrick's sister.

When Patrick thinks he's contracted the ugly in Season two, he fears what his sister will say.

I always thought if I was as ugly as that guy, I don't know what I would do.

Patrick, what's my mom going to say on track?

Oh my gosh, my sister.

We don't have a sister hit the bank.

Bad juice.

Patrick suddenly remembers, though, that he doesn't have a sister.

The thing is that Patrick does have a sister named Sam, who we meet in Season seven.

Although she was lost at sea when they were young, we doubt anyone could forget somebody as outlandish as Sam, least of all her own brother.

Oh, dear Naptown, Didn't you hear me?

Then again, this is Patrick we're talking about.

The starfish spent an entire day entertaining to strangers thinking that they were his parents.

It wasn't until after they had said their names, that Patrick realized something was off.

So the idea that Patrick momentarily forgot about his sister isn't too far fetched, we suppose.

No, that's right, honey, we don't have a son.

Oh, yeah, Number five.

SpongeBob's spontaneous strength gotta be in top physical condition for today, Gary.

In the show's debut episode, SpongeBob can barely lift a weight constructed from stuffed animals.

We've also seen him struggle to lift a stick with a couple of marshmallows on the ends.

Whenever the plot requires it, however, SpongeBob is capable of extraordinary physical feats, like lifting a boat one handed in the Fry Cook games, he miraculously grows muscles like Arnold Schwarzenegger's.

Yet in another episode, he buys a pair of inflatable muscles to appear buff.

He can hold his own in a karate match against sandy bikini bottoms.

Strongest resident, but he can't even open a ketchup bottle to gain access to the salty spittoon.

If I could just run this under some hot water, get out of its SpongeBob stronger than he looks or is he a weakling?

Well, let's weenie hut General be the judge booboos A mm.

I think you guys want that hospital Weenie hut, General number four, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boys size by the power of Neptune.

Mermaid Man with his young associate, Barnacle Boy fights for all creatures that live in the sea against the forces of evil.

When we first meet the dynamic underwater duo, they appear to be characters on a TV show.

Later in the same episode, however, it's clarified that Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are real.

What would the real moment do?

Why don't you ask him yourself?

Elaborate, You vile thing.

He and Barnacle Boy living the retirement home on the other side of town.

Were they on a reality show?

Or is this like the boys where actual superhero star in their own movies?

Of course, there's an even bigger question on our minds.

Unlike some of the other humans SpongeBob has encountered, like David Hasselhoff, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are both the size of fish.

The two are given conflicting origin stories in one episode, but in each version they start off as normal sized humans.

Well, maybe Mermaid Man used his belt to shrink themselves down to the size of sea creatures.

How do I drink us?

Oh, Yes, The un shrink Ray.

Let's see.

Huh?

Did you send it to one bow?

Number three.

Why isn't Goo Lagoon a condemned area?

Hey, look.

A cardboard box washed up on the beach.

Yeah, whole fish as surreal as an underwater beach sounds.

There is some logic behind Goo Lagoon.

Technically, this hotspot is a brine pool.

The goo the beach goers swim in is brine, which is saltier and denser than the rest of the surrounding water.

In one episode, SpongeBob and Patrick nearly drowned in Goo Lagoon because they can't swim.

Granted, the word choice that raises several questions.

If you live underwater, aren't you automatically swimming?

How can you drown if the sea is your natural habitat?

Don't just stand there dead.

The tide's coming in.

It's still a brine.

Pools can send marine life into toxic shock and even cause death.

The real question is why anyone would go to Goo Lagoon for a fun time.

It should look less like a beach and more like a fish graveyard.

Did he made me experience high tide number two Pearl being crabs?

Daughter.

You men know me, daughter Pearl.

She's growing up fast.

It seems like It was just yesterday I was teaching her how to breach.

How did a crab father a whale?

It's a question that's really brought up within the show, but we've been asking it since 1999.

In the official Sponge Bob Square pants trivia book, Mr Crabb says that Pearl takes after her mother, who has never been revealed.

We guess that means pearls.

Mom was also a whale.

But how could Mr Crabs possibly be her biological father?

It doesn't add up.

Anyone who has taken a marine biology or sex education class can explain why your daddy always knows best.

You don't understand me.

I know one out of the thing species, which is pretty weird that I think about it.

It would honestly make a lot more sense if Pearl was adopted.

Our theory is that Pearl is two crabs.

What H W.

Is to Daniel Plainview.

After all, crabs also represents the madness of capitalism, and sperm.

Whales are full of oil.

Girl, those are the finest fishing boots available.

Dad, you feeling me?

But I got for a bargain before we unveil our top pick.

Here are a few honorable mentions underwater gorilla and What's a horse doing underwater, for that matter?

What's a gorilla doing underwater in the first place?

Well, it's funny.

You should.

I mean, see the George.

They're onto us.

SpongeBob's parents are round, and yet their surname is square pants.

All right, boys.

All right.

Let's turn down the volume back there.

I have an idea.

Why don't we play a road game to pass the tie?

Sweater of tears.

More water underwater.

Is this any better?

Squid wigs?

I made this one with my tears snowing underwater.

It should be more frozen than snowy.

Yes, it seems old man with a visit late last night And he brought with him Not a pillow or a sheet, but a blanket, a blanket of snow.

More on Mr Crabs.

History.

What war was he in?

When did he cook On the S s diarrhea.

And how old is he anyway?

The first time.

Oh, Danny, I'll never lose you again.

This is a dime.

I've been in business a long time, Boy.

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Yeah, number one Underwater Fire Bikini Bottom is an underwater city run on electricity, which means it should probably look more like this scene from The Simpsons movie.

What makes even less sense is how fire exists in this underwater world.

Throughout this series, we've seen various campfires and buildings set ablaze.

Bikini Bottom has its own fire department and fire extinguishers.

Even the youngest SpongeBob fans know, however, that you can't start a fire at the bottom of the sea.

This is so preposterous that the writers have poked fun at it.

In one episode, SpongeBob and Patrick are keeping warm by a fire.

It's automatically goes out, though, when Patrick points out the obvious, but at least it's warm around the fire.

Hey, if we're underwater, how can there be a see?

Even Patrick recognizes the physical limitations of life underwater.

Sometimes whoever sent this obviously has no idea about the physical limitations of life underwater.

Well, might as well throw these in the fire.

Yeah.

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