Name: Top 10 Things in SpongeBob That Make No Sense
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And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 things in SpongeBob that make no sense.

Oh, my gosh, my sister and I don't have a sister.

It seems like it was just yesterday I was teaching her how to breach.

He burnt my prize for this list will be looking at continuity, errors and lapses in simple logic from this long running Nick Toon, we acknowledge that logic has never been.

This shows top priority, nor should it be.

What's your favorite example of SpongeBob logic?

One crying Johnny coming up SpongeBob spent his days firing up the grill and serving up hot, crabby Patties that sizzle in the customers' mouths.

As you might have noticed, there are more than a few problems with that last sentence.

Aside from not being able to operate a grill underwater, those Patties should be soggy and falling apart.

Yet the crabby patty is a vision of perfection, except when squid words on cooking duties.

Speaking of which, we're not sure how you would burn a crabby patty or fries or a shake for that matter.

This doesn't just apply to the crusty crabs menu salt that may be used to make ice cream, but salt also melts it.

We doubt goofy goobers inventory would mesh well with the surrounding salt water.

In the first season, SpongeBob inadvertently summons Neptune after pulling a golden spatula from ancient Greece to see if SpongeBob is truly worthy, Neptune challenges him to the ultimate cook off in Atlantis.

This Neptune pops up in a few other episodes in the 2000 and four feature film, though Neptune appears with lighter green skin, a longer nose and a bold head.

Is this the same Neptune or are there to Neptune's?

Actually, there could be three Neptune's.

If the live action segments are cannon, who dares to interrupt them?

He's king of the on top of all of that, there's apparently more than one Atlantis.

The gang later travels to a very different Atlantis, ruled by Lord Royal Highness rather than Neptune.

Mother always said I'd end up in a whale's belly or prison.

It's revealed in Season seven Episode one course meal that plankton is deathly afraid of Wales, such as Pearl.

We guess that makes sense, seeing how Wales are higher up on the food chain.

What doesn't make sense is that Plankton and Pearl had already crossed paths several times.

They were in the same marching band together without any anxiety.

Plankton, even swaps, lives with Mr Crabs, in one episode becoming Pearl's father.

And, while annoyed by Pearl Plankton, isn't concerned that she might eat him.

Could I please have a, um, an advance on my allowance?

It'll get you out of my antenna go crazy.

Even after plankton Sphere of Wales is established, this detail is pretty much forgotten in subsequent episodes, Plankton continues to interact with Pell, as if one course meal never happened.

Given the episodes reception, Maybe that's for the best.

Just being here, a whale's mouth gives me the creeps.

Number seven, a crusty and confusing origin story we first learned in Season three that crabs turned a bankrupt retirement home called the Rusty Crab into the Krusty Krab.

This happened after the war, when crabs served in the Navy.

After the war, crab stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless.

But then his luck changed when he acquired a bankrupt retirement home and with a few minor alterations, the Krusty Krab was born.

Crabs later reveals, however, that he was once a pirate.

The Krusty Krab was originally the name of his ship, which he sold.

So Crabs is a Navy vet and a former pirates.

Maybe he joined the pirate queen after all, I can't let you go less.

If he comes from a pirate family, though, why would crabs enlist in the navy?

The crabby Patties secret formula has a muddled backstory as well.

It's repeatedly shown to be a family recipe.

But in friend or foe, the formula is accidentally created following an argument between young crabs and plankton.

You want to fight over this recipe, I'll give you a fight you'll never forget.

Well, that's ruined, but no use letting this go to waste.

When Patrick thinks he's contracted the ugly in Season two, he fears what his sister will say.

I always thought if I was as ugly as that guy, I don't know what I would do.

Patrick, what's my mom going to say on track?

Patrick suddenly remembers, though, that he doesn't have a sister.

The thing is that Patrick does have a sister named Sam, who we meet in Season seven.

Although she was lost at sea when they were young, we doubt anyone could forget somebody as outlandish as Sam, least of all her own brother.

Then again, this is Patrick we're talking about.

The starfish spent an entire day entertaining to strangers thinking that they were his parents.

It wasn't until after they had said their names, that Patrick realized something was off.

So the idea that Patrick momentarily forgot about his sister isn't too far fetched, we suppose.

No, that's right, honey, we don't have a son.

SpongeBob's spontaneous strength gotta be in top physical condition for today, Gary.

In the show's debut episode, SpongeBob can barely lift a weight constructed from stuffed animals.

We've also seen him struggle to lift a stick with a couple of marshmallows on the ends.

Whenever the plot requires it, however, SpongeBob is capable of extraordinary physical feats, like lifting a boat one handed in the Fry Cook games, he miraculously grows muscles like Arnold Schwarzenegger's.

Yet in another episode, he buys a pair of inflatable muscles to appear buff.

He can hold his own in a karate match against sandy bikini bottoms.

Strongest resident, but he can't even open a ketchup bottle to gain access to the salty spittoon.

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