I've got everything a man could ever need

Got a thousand dollar haircut

And I even have a talk show on TV

And I know I should be happy, but instead

There's a question I can't get out of my head

What's the meaning of Stonehenge?

It's killing me that no one knows

Why it was built five thousands years ago

Why did they build the Stonehenge?

How could they raise the stones so high

Completely without the technology

We have today?

When I make my jalapeños

Calamari and prosciutto

I'm the king!

My wife applaud me in the kitchen

When I tell her all I bought is from the local store

And When the kids have gone to bed, we're all alone

She gives me a smile

Then she plays with my balls

But All I think of is Stonehenge

I think about it when I dream

The biggest henge that I have ever seen

What's the purpose of Stonehenge?

A giant granite birthday cake

Or a prison far too easy to escape?

(Stonehenge! Stonehenge! Lots of stones in a row!)

They were twenty-five tons each stone, my friend

But amazingly they got them all down in the sand

And they moved it (Stonehenge!)

And they dragged it (Stonehenge!)

And they rolled it forty-six miles from Wales! (46 miles from Wales!)

What's the deal with Stonehenge? (Oh, what's the deal, what's the deal, what's the deal)

You should have left a tiny hint

When you made this fucking labyrinth, of stone! (Who the)

Who the fuck builds a Stonehenge? (fuck builds a Stonehenge?)

Two Stone Age-guys wondering what to do

Who just said,"Dude, let's build a henge or two!"

I would give anything to know

About the Stonehenge

Yeah, I would give all I have to give

Would you give them your car?

(Mmm) Are you kidding me, of course I would have given the car

What car do you drive?

Drive a Civic, drive a Civic. Drive a Civic!

A car you can trust!

Never mind the car, let's talk about the henge

What henge is that again?

It's the Stonehenge, it's the Stonehenge!

God, it is the greatest henge of all!

What's the meaning of Stonehenge?