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  • You guys, right now it's time for "Tonight Show Hashtags".

  • Let's check it out.

  • Hashtags. (music)

  • You guys are on Twitter, right?

  • It's fun. We use Twitter on our show every single week.

  • So, if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every Wednesday, where I send out a hashtag, and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic.

  • So, because the season finale of The Bachelor is coming up, I went on Twitter and started a hashtag called "#awkwardbreakup".

  • And I asked you guys to tweet out a funny or awkward breakup story that happened to you or someone you know.

  • We got thousands of Tweets.

  • I mean, a lot of people have great stories.

  • In fact, within a half hour, it was a worldwide trending topic.

  • So, thank you for those Tweets.

  • I appreciate it.

  • They're all...they're all awkward.

  • Breaking up is the worst, and it's just nothing good about it.

  • But then, when it's awkward, that's the funny part of it.

  • That's what makes me laugh.

  • So, now, I thought I would share some of my favorite awkward breakup Tweets from you guys.

  • Here we go.

  • This first one's from @MikeFeeneyPXP.

  • He says, "She emailed it was over."

  • "Waited."

  • "Got impatient."

  • "Called me and said, 'You should check your email!' then hung up."

  • God!

  • That's cold. Yeah, cold-blooded.

  • Cold-blooded, man.

  • Cold-blooded.

  • This one's from @Ang4ND1.

  • She says, "I broke up with my boyfriend, but he was so drunk that he forgot and showed up to hang out the next day, so I had to break up with him again."

  • It's like, you made me do this twice?

  • That made it awkward for me. It's over, again.

  • Yeah, you're good at it now.

  • This one is awesome.

  • This one's from @ryanmarbles.

  • He says, "My girlfriend dumped me while I was paying for a pizza, and the delivery guy felt so bad that he gave me a hug."

  • Hugs on the house, buddy.

  • Get over here. Come on, I'll bring it.

  • Is that a bread stick in your pocket, or you're happy to see me?

  • No way!

  • This one's from @jameskorkie.

  • He says, "I once had a girl break up with me in the jeans aisle of Marshalls."

  • Oh, that's good.

  • That was...that was awkward. Bastard, why can't you think you can wait?

  • No.

  • I can't do it. I can't wait any longer.

  • Jeans aisle of Marshalls.

  • Oh, this one's weird.

  • This one's from @hannah_eve.

  • She says, "After the breakup, he said he was finished dating and wanted to live his life alone like his great aunt did."

  • What?

  • Weird people, man!

  • My great aunt, Edna; she lived alone for thirty years of Manse on the hill.

  • She had the best life ever.

  • She would go up and down the stairs, like...

  • She had three thousand cats.

  • Staff of National Geography says "Aye" at your head.

  • We found her corpse.

  • She was clutching the remote control.

  • We haven't heard from her in two years.

  • By the time you showed up, there's a house full of thousands of fat cats.

  • I won't describe the rest.

  • One of them, Merda, opened the fridge.

  • Unbelievable! Never knew cats can do that. Made a casserole. The mustard was spectacular.

  • [Indistinct]

  • There I was sitting with a bunch of cats.

  • Someone should make a painting of that.

  • Then they played poker.

  • Then we played poker with dogs.

  • Anyway, I want to live like her.

  • I've worn their skins for years.

  • Oh, all right.

  • This one's from @YoussefOujdad.

  • He says, "I broke up with my high school girlfriend using an Excel chart to illustrate the downward trend of our relationship."

  • You notice here that there's a sharp decline of snuggles.

  • In the month of June, we didn't snuggle at all.

  • Your comments. Oh! How I love them.

  • This one's from @AmyKimiko.

  • She says, "A guy broke up with me and his final words were, 'This relationship is terminated.'."

  • He won't be back.

  • This one's from @JordanPhillie.

  • He says, "I had a terrible cold when my girlfriend broke up with me. When she said, 'I want to see other people,' I accidentally sneezed in her face."

  • Yeah. There you have it.

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