Okay.

Thanks for being here.

You've got a You got a big movie out going very well for you.

And you.

Congratulations.

You have a new baby.

Is that right?

New baby girl Month old.

Right now?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

On it's amazing, because I have Ah, 21 month old girl is well, And when you have had her and you think you're gonna love this, this is the only child you're gonna love.

And the fact that you're having another one.

Uh, you know, you don't think you'll be a love it as much because you think you know, But they say you adjust and it's amazing how you love your kids equally and, uh, it's not true.

I don't care for the second one is, uh I wanna feel it.

I want to feel the love.

I just don't I don't know what it's just I can't fake it anymore either.

I don't know what todo don't feel bad.

Now we're gonna have another baby.

So this one has someone to play with.

I'm not great.

Insensitive to it.

Very good.

You're taking care of it.

Absolutely.

Now you're finding it.

Is it easier with the second child is the first time you have a kid.

You go through so much the second time.

Is it any is very Yeah, it's very intense.

The first child, because you're so worried about them.

I remember being in the hospital with the first child in the nurse would come in and say we're going to take the baby to measure her and do this stuff me.

And I say, You know what?

You're not going.

I'm gonna go with you wherever you go because your kid in the second when you kind of slack off a little bit I mean, the nurse is coming, you know?

Okay, literally.

A janitor stopped by and was like, I'm gonna take the kid.

I'm like, Sure, go ahead.

Just we interrupt.

Bring her back when you're done.

That'll be fine.

Problem at all.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Now, how is your wife dealing with two kids?

Uh, it's it's It's much harder.

It is.

It is a little crazy because, uh, she's starting to make rules with the two kids that they're gonna be crawling around the house and stuff.

And she, uh, she made a rule of this kind of annoyed me to No, no shoes in the house.

I've heard of people that do that.

No shoes anywhere.

You take them off before you come in, and it's so annoying because she makes me and force the rule to two people should look at the movers there.

Can you ask them to take their shoes off?

These guys?

A big guys and they're moving stuff.

And you know what?

You make a rule.

You should enforce the damn thing.

I don't wanna do it.

Sure.

So I got it.

Yeah.

Job.

Yeah.

So now I gotta go up to the guy I Look, I know you're moving a £700 refrigerator upstairs, but I'm gonna need you to take the rock ports off just to make it a little difficulty.

I'm gonna need you to do it in socks.

If you would.

They had one more level to that.

I'm gonna throw raisins at you while you're doing it just to piss you off, just to see if it works.

Yeah, eh.

So what do you wear in the in the house?

You were socks, then we'll see.

This is the thing.

You have a choice in my house?

Uh, nothing.

You have a choice.

You can wear socks, or you can.

She has, like, I don't know if you see, like in hospitals where they slipped those, like, booties over easy, the booties over your shoes.

Like they surgeons where exactly?

They're over the shoes.

And I wear them.

And I hate that because they curl up in the front and I always forget that I have mom when I leave the house, and then I'm always afraid of I'm gonna get in a fight with some guy and it looks like the fat, lucky charms guy.

He's trying to kick someone's ass.

Not timid.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Now with the kids or you Are you are you watching their programming with them?

Because that's what I with my kids.

I gotta watch what they wanna watch.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Do you watch the Sesame Street and all that?

You have to.

It's great because it's like a baby sitter, you know?

I mean, I love it, and the problem is you have to watch it with the kids.

So you're locked into it and they repeat a lot, and that really pisses me off because just waiting for new episodes of Sesame Street to command.

Like The Sopranos.

You're like, Come on, turn it over.

Do something, then you see one.

You excited?

You think it's gonna be a new one.

And you like no near and far again.

That's what it is, E This time, near and far was great.

The first test.

I loved it the first time, but it's like, Come on, keep me going.

I got it down.

Now I understand.

It s Do you know, this is a weird thing.

And I we wanted to surprise you a little bit with this, which is today.

I'm coming to work walking down the west side and I ran into a woman.

She stopped me and she said, You have Kevin James on your show tonight and I said, Yeah, I do.

And she said, This is This is crazy.

I miss fifth grade teacher, and yeah, she said I'm his fifth grade teacher.

Yeah, and so we thought it might be kind of cool if you could talk to her.

Mrs.

Ms Grande.

Yeah, that's her.

Yeah, I ran into on the street, and so we rigged it up.

And you can't be here in person, but she's on the phone and I think be cool if they talked to me.

Oh, she's right here on the line.

Hello?

Hey.

Hi.

Yes, this is Conan O'Brien.

You brand me today, and I'm sitting right here with Kevin James.

Would you like to speak to him?

You said you would do this.

And you did it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.

Here.

Here's Kevin James.

Ugo.

Cranberry.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Keo.

No, It's the King of King of Queens.

Delightful that I was telling Cone and you were always a wonderful mathematician.

Yes.

You were calling the master magician.

E show Kevin What?

Six times?

6.

36.

You got it, honey.

E way Got 100 rabbits.

Okay, six of them get sick.

Hey, how maney we got left?

Uh, it's 94 Rabbit's.

Yeah, countin hey.

Always would have diarrhea.

You know you did, Kevin.

What you got that?

Die a man.

You know, we tell me you gotta change.

May take me.

Change me, member.

Yeah, I remember changing you great is late for that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, Chuck in Laramie looks terrific.

Thank you very much.

Oh, Yeah.

Math skills are good and that, aren't they?

Yes, they're very I do a little math in there.

Yeah.

You're gonna have to count all the money you make.

You're rich.

Hey.

Yeah.

Take a little break.

Forward Kevin James will be right back.

Stick around.