Name: Ted Cruz's Favorite President Could Face Jail Time For Tax Fraud
Uploaded: 2021-02-23T18:36:29.000Z
Duration: 13 min 23 s
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SO MUCH HAS CHANGED IN THAT NOTHING IS CHANGING.

BECAUSE THE BIG STORY TODAY IS I'M STILL HERE

YOU'RE STILL THERE, AND WE'VE BEEN THAT WAY FOR ALMOST A YEAR.

WE'RE APPROACHING THE PANDEMIC'S FIRST ANNIVERSARY.

TRADITIONALLY, THE GIFT IS PAPER, ON A ROLL, NEXT TO A

BUT EVEN AS THE DEATH TOLL CROSSES HALF A MILLION, THERE IS

GOOD NEWS: PRESIDENT BIDEN EXPECTS TO SURPASS HIS GOAL

OF 100 MILLION SHOTS IN 100 DAYS, AND LAST WEEK, THE DAILY

INOCULATION AVERAGE CLIMBED TO 1.7 MILLION SHOTS PER DAY.

SO, THE MAIN QUESTION ON EVERYONE'S MIND IS: WHEN WILL

ONE PROFESSOR AT JOHNS HOPKINS SAYS, "WE'LL HAVE HERD IMMUNITY

BUT IT DOES MEAN I ACTUALLY HAVE TO GET STARTED ON MY BEACH BOD'.

RIGHT NOW I'M ROCKIN' MORE OF A WASHED-UP-ON-THE-BEACH BOD'.

MAYBE FISHED OUT OF THE RIVER, DRAGGED OUT OF THE LAKE.

OF COURSE, AS EXCITING AS THIS PREDICTION IS, KEEP IN MIND, IT

FIRST APPEARED IN "THE NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF TELLING YOU

THIS MONTH'S COVER STORY: "MOST PEOPLE YOUR AGE CAN'T PULL OFF A

OR AS PRESIDENT BIDEN PUT IT SLIGHTLY DIFFERENTLY:

AT LEAST AT THIS YEAR'S FAMILY MEALS, WE WON'T BE SAYING,

"UNCLE PHIL, YOU'RE ON MUTE!" WE'LL BE SAYING, "I WISH WE

ANYWAY, IT'S THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS GIFT... FOR THE GRINCH

BECAUSE DR. FAUCI SAYS IT'S POSSIBLE WE'LL STILL BE WEARING

WE'LL BE BACK TO NORMAL BY APRIL-- CHRISTMAS A YEAR AND A

LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY -- IF THIS WERE CLIMBING MOUNT

EVEREST, WE'D EITHER BE ABOUT TO SUMMIT, SET UP BASE CAMP, OR

BUT WHATEVER THAT -- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

WELL, THEN -- WHERE ARE WE IN WE'RE, LIKE, IN PURGATORY HERE!

WHENEVER NORMAL HAPPENS, THIS COUNTRY IS MORE THAN READY. IN

FACT, A NEW SURVEY FOUND THAT 38% OF AMERICANS WOULD GIVE UP

SEX FOR A YEAR TO GO ON A TRIP IMMEDIATELY.

WHICH MEANS AN ASTOUNDING 38% OF AMERICANS HAVE HAD SEX THIS

EVIDENTLY, SOME PEOPLE ARE TURNED ON BY A HOT BOWL OF

THERE WAS A LITTLE NEWS TIDBIT YOU MIGHT'VE MISSED LAST WEEK

WHEN THE SENATE ACQUITTED THE FORMER PRESIDENT IN HIS SECOND

WE WERE ON BREAK WHEN IT HAPPENED, BUT I PROMISE WE'LL

HAVE FULL COVERAGE OF HIS THIRD IMPEACHMENT.

BUT OL' DOLT 45'S NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET.

BECAUSE TODAY, THE SUPREME COURT DENIED HIS FINAL BID TO BLOCK

I'LL GIVE YOU THE 4-1-1 ON THE 1099'S IN OUR NEW, HOPEFULLY

>> Stephen: THE NICE THING ABOUT BEING GONE, BECAUSE YOU

DON'T MISS A STEP -- I STILL GOT IT, BABY!

FOR YEARS, THE FORMER PRESIDENT -- I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE

ONE OF THOSE POPPER THINGS THAT REALLY ENDANGERS EVERYONE AROUND

FOR YEARS, THE FORMER PRESIDENT HAS BEEN DESPERATE TO PREVENT

PROSECUTORS FROM GETTING THEIR HANDS ON ANY DOCUMENTS THAT

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