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  • - Would you rather get McLovin tattooed

  • on your forehead or on your penis?

  • - Oh, god.

  • (Josh laughs)

  • (lively rock music)

  • - Hey, guys, welcome to "Stir Crazy."

  • You know my guest today from "Superbad,"

  • "How to Train Your Dragon,"

  • and the Comedy Central series "Blark and Son."

  • He's even got a hyphen in his name.

  • It's Christopher Mintz-Plasse.

  • - Am I the first person on the show

  • with a hyphen in their last name?

  • - You know what, it took a while, but we got there.

  • This was the goal of the show.

  • Congratulations on the show "Blark and Son."

  • - Thanks, man.

  • - I am a new, I'm a Blarky, I'm a Blarkhead.

  • What do we call ourselves, the fans?

  • Is there a name for this group?

  • - A Blarkhead is great, a Blarklord, yeah, Blarkies,

  • all perfect. - Blarklord.

  • The puppets are kinda hypnotic.

  • We're not talking Mister Rogers puppets here.

  • - They're nightmare fuel.

  • You're being very polite.

  • They are terrifying to look at,

  • but I think, once you get past the initial,

  • like, what am I looking at?

  • You kinda, like, empathize,

  • and get to know these characters, and love them,

  • but they are terrifying, and they don't blink,

  • so maybe we'll add some eyelids for the next season.

  • - It's like, I'm not even sure

  • what is disturbing me here.

  • I feel like Blark is-

  • - He's got a Mel Gibson vibe, doesn't he?

  • - It does, it looks like if, like,

  • a witch put a curse on Mel Gibson.

  • - Yeah, and he just did cocaine

  • for, like, two weeks straight

  • with no sleeping, and just, the skin is dehydrated.

  • - Right, right.

  • - So sunburn.

  • - If Mel ever did that, 'cause he would never do that.

  • - Yeah, exactly, he's a saint, he's a saint.

  • (Josh laughs)

  • - And then Son, I mean, it's a little Chernobyl-y.

  • It's a little Chernobyl heady.

  • Like, what happened to Son?

  • - Kinda looks like me

  • if I got radiation at Chernobyl, for sure.

  • Like, that's kind of why,

  • he, like, kinda looks like me,

  • which is, I'm kinda pissed about that.

  • - So, Son, we can take it off the screen

  • 'cause I don't want a curse put on me.

  • Yes, thank you.

  • (Christopher laughs)

  • A little goes a long way.

  • Let's play a classy game

  • of fuck, marry, kill with famous puppets.

  • You ready?

  • - Whew.

  • (lively rock music)

  • - Let's do Grogu, A.K.A. Baby Yoda,

  • Elmo, and Alf.

  • Who do you wanna have relations with,

  • who do you wanna marry, who do you wanna murder?

  • - All right, well, Baby Yoda's a baby.

  • I'm getting red, so I'm not fucking Baby Yoda.

  • - For the record, okay.

  • - Trying to cancel me right now, I get it.

  • - No.

  • - I know what you wanna do.

  • - You might've already done that yourself.

  • (Christopher laughs)

  • - I will marry Baby Yoda.

  • - Okay. - 'Cause he's adorable.

  • I'll fuck Alf.

  • You know Alf knows how to fuck.

  • - Okay, Alf you're gonna fuck.

  • - Alf I'm gonna have sex with.

  • (Josh laughs)

  • - You're not gonna fuck, you're gonna make love to Alf.

  • It's gonna be sweet, beautiful love.

  • - He's gonna make love to me.

  • That guy is suave.

  • He knows what he's doing.

  • I think he's a guy, I'm not quite sure.

  • - Hey, whatever works, doesn't matter.

  • - I was never an Elmo guy, so it's perfect.

  • We're fucking killing that, we're killing him.

  • - Yeah, you've been dreaming

  • of murdering Elmo for years.

  • - Yeah. - This is perfect.

  • (Josh laughs)

  • - He's out.

  • - So I would think, okay,

  • it's obviously been an insane past year for all of us.

  • One of the tiny, tiny, tiny upsides, maybe,

  • is that you've probably been called McLovin

  • a little bit less in your day-to-day life,

  • 'cause you're seeing less people, fair to say?

  • - Definitely.

  • I have actually had that thought.

  • (Christopher laughs)

  • I was doing press for "Blark and Son,"

  • they're like, what's the one positive?

  • I'm like, I guess I haven't been called McLovin in a year.

  • I kinda miss it now.

  • My ego kinda needs it.

  • - Don't say that.

  • (Josh laughs)

  • - I've grown to appreciate it.

  • I saw you a lot in my early 20s

  • when I was, you know, "Superbad," "Role Models,"

  • "Kick-Ass," so I was getting it a lot then,

  • and, you know, I was young,

  • and I'm like, I'm an artist,

  • and I'm not just McLovin,

  • and I can do more, but now, you know,

  • I think it's a sense of endearment.

  • Like, it's cool that, if I were to walk outside,

  • and someone said it, it's cool that they remember it

  • 14 years later, and still wanna talk about it.

  • - Who has the fake ID?

  • Is it in the Smithsonian?

  • Is it somewhere?

  • - Maybe it deserves to be.

  • I don't have it.

  • I think, man, I'd love to ask Seth or Evan,

  • if one of them took it,

  • but, you know, I don't think anybody knew

  • how memorable that thing was gonna be,

  • so, like, it could've just been sent back with the props.

  • I never, ever found out what happened to it.

  • - Do you know how easy they are to come by?

  • Literally, I got, like, dozens of these.

  • - How?

  • - They're, like, 40 cents each.

  • You can get a bulk package of 50

  • for, like, $6.

  • - Did you get that for this interview?

  • Or did you already have them?

  • - I'm not that crazy.

  • I mean, come on.

  • (Josh laughs)

  • We bought them, but yeah, go on Amazon,

  • they're just there.

  • - Wow, that's wild,

  • and I am making nothing off it.

  • (Josh laughs)

  • - I'll send you five bucks.

  • Son is not your voice exactly.

  • How would you describe the voice that you do for Son?

  • - I have to, like, yodel every time I start doing a session.

  • I have to go, like, ah.

  • Okay, all right, I'm there, I'm in, let's go.

  • Like, I have to get myself,

  • it starts at the chin,

  • but it's super fun.

  • - You've done a lot of voiceover work in recent years.

  • You had a very successful, like, career

  • in these animated projects,

  • but I wanna expand your range even further.

  • We have some potential characters for you.

  • This is gonna be your voiceover audition mixtape.

  • (lively rock music)

  • Let's take a look at the interpretation

  • of a character we call Baby Dom.

  • Take a look.

  • - I fill my diaper a quarter mile at a time.

  • Nothing else matters, not my nap time,

  • not my binky, not my mommy and her bullshit.

  • While I'm making a boom boom, I am free.

  • (Josh laughs)

  • - Amazing, sold.

  • Next one we are calling Prickly Pete.

  • He's a gassy cactus with a heart of gold.

  • - Yes, okay, so I have a scene for this,

  • and if you don't mind, Josh,

  • when I point at you, can you make fart noises?

  • - That's my default, perfect, yeah.

  • - Yee-haw, this here's the sharpest varmint in the west,

  • Prickly Pete, and if you're fixin'

  • to hear some tall tales from the American frontier,

  • then pull up a boulder, and.

  • (Josh imitates farts)

  • Oh, god, I'm so sorry.

  • That was really rude of me.

  • I'm just gonna go back to the top

  • and do that again.

  • (Christopher clears throat)

  • Prickly Pete's the name, and succulent tales

  • of the wild west history are my game.

  • (Josh imitates fart)

  • Oh, god.

  • I just shit my pants.

  • (Josh imitates fart)

  • That's it.

  • (both laugh)

  • You gotta end the scene on shitting your pants,

  • and then we're good.

  • - This is Son of Bane.

  • This is a crossover between "Blark and Son"

  • and Bane, of course, Son of Bane.

  • - Dad, Dad, I don't wanna hear again

  • how you broke the Batman.

  • And for the record, I know you love telling me,

  • aw, nobody cared who I was

  • before I put on the mask,

  • but trust me, Dad, nobody gives a wet, squeaky fart

  • who you are now either.

  • And that's that.

  • (Josh claps)

  • - No one has put in this much effort into the show,

  • not me, not the writers, not the producers.

  • You are the new soul of "Stir Crazy."

  • You're hired. - Gosh,

  • everything is an audition,

  • everything's an audition.

  • You gotta bring your A game to everything, you know?

  • - I don't know if you caught this,

  • there was a bit of a "Kick-Ass" reference

  • in a recent "WandaVision" episode.

  • - I did see that.

  • - So, does this mean that Red Mist is part of the MCU?

  • Are you, like, kind of a?

  • - I would kill, would kill for that.

  • That's where you make the money, man.

  • Not the McLovin ID.

  • You get in the MCU universe, you're good.

  • No word yet, no word yet,

  • still waiting on the call.

  • - I've got some would you rather questions.

  • Will you indulge me?

  • You ready?

  • - Yes, of course.

  • (lively rock music)

  • - Would you rather have Blark as your dad

  • or Son as your son?

  • - I'm not ready to be a father yet.

  • I'll go Blark as my dad.

  • I do not want the responsibilities of a kid.

  • I like my life.

  • - Fair enough.

  • Would you rather only use Blark as an expletive,

  • or only be able to speak like a pirate?

  • - Oh my god, pirate, pirate.

  • - You need your potty mouth?

  • - I mean, I've probably dropped the F bomb

  • 40 times in this interview already.

  • - It's true. - Apologies.

  • Yeah, it is.

  • - Okay, I'm growing up right here.

  • Would you rather train a dragon

  • or wear your Red Mist costume for the rest of your life?

  • - Oh my god, I guess the Red Mist costume

  • because I'm gonna die if I try to train a dragon.

  • - Yeah, odds are, right? - I'm done.

  • These are miserable.

  • These are miserable would you rathers.

  • - That's the whole idea.

  • You think that was miserable,

  • get ready for this.

  • Would you rather get McLovin tattooed

  • on your forehead or on your penis?

  • - Oh, god.

  • (Josh laughs)

  • Whoever saw my penis would think

  • I'm the most self-centered, egotistical,

  • full of himself guy in the world.

  • If I was like, hey, baby,

  • it's the thing I'm known for my whole life on my dick.

  • - In case you didn't know, check it out.

  • (Josh laughs)

  • - Oh, man.

  • I guess I would do that one, right?

  • I guess I would do that one

  • because, having it on my forehead,

  • everybody and their mothers would see it

  • for the rest of my life.

  • I guess I'm tattooing my dick.

  • - Yeah, yeah, well,

  • it adds to the tattoos that are already there.

  • It's perfect.

  • You've got it all.

  • - Oh my body, or already on my dick?

  • - No, on the penis, on the penis.

  • We know it's all covered, yeah, yeah.

  • We ask this question of every guest.

  • Dakota Johnson proposed it to me on a previous episode.

  • Would you rather have a mouthful of bees,

  • or one bee in your butt?

  • - Fuck.

  • - Yeah.

  • - One bee in your butt, one bee in your butt.

  • I do a lot of glute workouts, you know?

  • Just, like, tighten it, and crush him in there,

  • kill that motherfucker.

  • - Wow, aggression.

  • - I know.

  • - Bring this up with your therapist next time you see him.

  • - That's you, man, you're my therapist now.

  • This is gonna be a weekly thing.

  • - Oh my god, any time, buddy.

  • Christopher, congratulations on the new season

  • of "Blark and Son."

  • Thank you for the nightmare fuel.

  • I'm gonna try to get to bed tonight,

  • but no promises, I don't know.

  • - Thank you, man.

  • It's great to see you.

  • It's great to see you. - It's good to see you.

  • I've gotta get to the bar.

  • I got my fake ID, woo.

  • - I'm never talking to you again.

  • (lively rock music)

- Would you rather get McLovin tattooed

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