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  • Hey. Are you Ted?

  • Uh, yeah.

  • [Laughter] This is so exciting!

  • I was such a big fan of yours in the early '90s.

  • Oh. Well, uh, thanks a lot.

  • What's your name?

  • I'm Raphael.

  • Hey, do you think I could take a picture with you?

  • Uh, yeah. Yeah, no problem.

  • Great, great. Here, follow me.

  • Uh, okay. Why are we doing this back here?

  • Well, you're a celebrity.

  • I just don't want you to get mobbed when people recognize you.

  • Yeah, that's true.

  • I've been mistaken for an Ewok three times today.

  • All right, let's do this.

  • Holy shit! Donny!

  • It's so good to see you Ted.

  • It's been some time hasn't it?

  • Oh, you mean since you ripped me in half?

  • That wasn't suppose to happen.

  • It was an accident.

  • I have some big plans for you Ted.

  • Very big plans.

  • I need you to come with me now.

  • Go to hell!

  • Nice lunch, Spaz.

  • [Man] Hey! What the hell?

  • He could be anywhere we're not gonna find him.

  • Let's just wait by the car.

  • What do you mean? We have to find him, okay?

  • He's a teddy bear on his own in New York, for God's sakes.

  • [Cellphone Knight Rider Theme]

  • Hello?

  • Johnny. Johnny, it's me. You gotta help me!

  • Ted. Ted, where are you? Dude, we've been looking everywhere for you.

  • I'm at Comic-Con.

  • But, John, it's Donny. He's here.

  • He's after me. You gotta get over here.

  • What the fuck? Did you just say Donny?

  • John, what's going on?

  • Yes, it's him. He's-

  • Oh, shit.

  • Ted! Ted, Hello?

  • What's the matter?

  • Oh, my god. Déjà vu.

  • We got to get to Comic-Con. Come on!

  • Get out of the way!

  • You know...

  • I really love that Neil Diamond.

  • Especially that song...

  • they sing at the, uh-

  • at the Red Sox games.

  • It's just so infectious.

  • You just can't help but sing along.

  • Hands

  • Touching hands

  • Reaching out

  • Touching me

  • Touching you

  • Sweet Caroline

  • Ba, ba-ba! ♪ Fuck!

  • [Ted Grunting, Groaning] You son of a bitch!

  • Hey! What are you doing to that bear?

  • I'm sorry. I, uh-

  • You better be planning on buying that.

  • He just reminds me of when I was a kid.

  • Yeah that's great. Forty dollars.

  • Okay.

  • I have $40 here.

Hey. Are you Ted?

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