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  • Welcome to watch Mojo.

  • And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 times.

  • South Park fueled our nightmares for three.

  • For this list, we'll be looking at the scariest, most intense moments from Trey Parker and Matt Stones.

  • Animated sitcom.

  • Which South Park moment gave you nightmares?

  • Let us know in the comments.

  • Number 10 Chefs Girlfriend in this season three episode.

  • The boys don't appreciate chefs.

  • New girlfriend Veronica.

  • It's not just that she's keeping Chef from spending time with them.

  • She's also changing him.

  • She's stealing Chef from us.

  • He didn't even seem like Chef.

  • She seemed like an empty shell of a man.

  • Naturally, they suspect that she's a succubus preying on chef, which, despite the odds, is later confirmed to be true when she transforms in front of them.

  • Oh, and boys, just one more thing.

  • I'm going to marry Chef tomorrow.

  • There's not a goddamn thank you can Dio to call her true form.

  • Grotesque is an understatement.

  • Her eyes become red, her face becomes sunken and she sprouts a giant set of wings with a demonic voice to match.

  • Chef definitely dodged a bullet when the boys exposed this soul sucking beast.

  • We're sorry, Chef.

  • We had to do it.

  • No, I'm I'm glad you did.

  • Children number nine.

  • How the NSA collects information.

  • Right this way.

  • Bill, welcome to the NSA main office.

  • Ah, yes.

  • So this is where the government checks up on its citizens.

  • When Cartman sneaks his way into the NSA is a job applicant.

  • The chief reveals to him the horrifying truth of how they're able to keep tabs on everyone.

  • The NSA is kidnapped Santa and hooked him up to some sort of supercomputer attaching tubes throughout his body.

  • This is how we know who's a threat and who's not.

  • Although this method is cruel, it does make pragmatic senses.

  • Santa is able to spy on people and has a lot of information on their behavior.

  • But the ends most certainly do not justify the means.

  • In this case, nobody cares that Santa Claus is hooked up to a big, horrible machine.

  • I know that the NSA is torturing Santa sweetie, but they're keeping us safe, E Like everybody else, many a child has dreamt of coming face to face with Kris Kringle after this episode, your left singing a very different tune.

  • Number eight Trapper Keeper absorbs Cartman as part of his school supplies for the new year, Cartman gets a state of the art trapper keeper that is not only stylish but can do all kinds of cool things.

  • I don't even know how you made in the fourth grade Out, Goalkeeper.

  • I need to drown out my annoying friend.

  • Please initiate music country high volume.

  • Unfortunately, the sophisticated technology proves too much for Cartman and eventually absorbs him going on a rampage to bring about a futuristic Apocalypse way.

  • Oh no!

  • It's heading for Cheyenne Mountain.

  • The part of the episode where Cartman turns into a Trapper Keeper hybrid is an excellent display of body horror.

  • He transforms into a complete monstrosity with the monotone robot voice and tentacles that grab everything in sight.

  • I said, get out of my way!

  • Number seven Scott Timmermans Parents Do you like it?

  • Do you like it, Scott?

  • I call it Mr and Mrs Kinnaman Chili.

  • Oh, my God!

  • Oh, my God!

  • You knew this scene would make the list like all great nightmare fuel moments, this moment came totally out of left field the first time the episode aired, we all knew Cartman was vindictive, but we didn't know the depths of his depravity until we saw him feed Scott 10 German, the remains of his parents in a bowl of chili.

  • He then gleefully licks the boy's tears.

  • Let me taste your tears.

  • Get your e.

  • Think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again?

  • Good call.

  • As if Cartman's twisted plan and his cold explanation weren't disturbing enough, he caps off the episode by imitating Porky Pig E.

  • It's the cherry on top of a thoroughly stomach churning moment.

  • Number six Man, bear pig.

  • You see, there is something out there which threatens our very existence on may be the end to the human race as we know it.

  • I'm talking, of course, about man bear pig.

  • When we first hear from Al Gore about a creature that's half man, half bear and half pig, the idea sounds pretty silly.

  • Not to mention a mathematical impossibility.

  • However, upon seeing man bear pig in later episodes, we felt very differently.

  • It is downright terrifying.

  • Man.

  • Bear pig is brutal and unstoppable, and if you should be unlucky enough to get too close.

  • It'll rip you in half with ease.

  • What is it?

  • It's like a half man, half bear and half pig.

  • While it doubles as a metaphor for climate change, this demonic and bloodthirsty monster is also just nightmare fuel in its own right.

  • You wanna believe it's really you go right on ahead.

  • Susan Number five red shirt makes a run for it after a mishap leaves the school bus suspended over a cliff.

  • The bus driver, Mrs Crabtree, tells the Children to stay put while she goes off to look for help.

  • To keep the kids on the bus, she warns them that a monster is lurking outside.

  • Remember, don't get off this bus or a big scary monster.

  • Well, eight hours later, one of the kids decides to leave the bus, but we know from the color of the kid's shirt, it doesn't look good for him.

  • Sure enough, the monster is actually really which red shirt kid finds out much too late.

  • Holy crap.

  • The monster is minimalistic and design, but with its classic horror movie playbook, it still manages to inspire a healthy dose of terror.

  • E oh, my God, he's killing Kenny, you bastard!

  • Number four.

  • Cartman's sinister plan.

  • Hoping to teach Cartman about tolerance, Stan and Kyle trick Cartman into thinking he's become a ginger.

  • This is, of course, the term Cartman uses disparagingly towards people with red hair and a fair complexion.

  • In conclusion, I will leave you with this.

  • If you think that the ginger problem is not a serious one, think again.

  • This backfires, however, as Carbon instead becomes leader of the gingers and plans to round up the non ginger kids.

  • Now, I am not gonna live my life as a goddamn minority.

  • Are you with What does Cartman intend to do with them?

  • Let's just say his plan involves cages and lava.

  • As disturbing as Cartman's machinations are, the rounding up part is equally as creepy.

  • When the non ginger kids were taken out of their homes in the night, it's truly the stuff of nightmares.

  • What What is it?

  • It's a little ginger girl.

  • Shut the door!

  • Oh, number three!

  • Kenny's deaths in early seasons.

  • Kenny met his maker in almost every episode.

  • Oh my God!

  • They killed Kenny!

  • You bastards!

  • This tragedy usually came as a result of a freak accident such as an object falling on him or a wild animal attack.

  • The ways that Kenny met his end were diverse and incredibly graphic, especially since this was happening to a child.

  • It's later revealed that Kenny is able to come back to life repeatedly because his parents were once involved with a Catholic cult.

  • Oh, that thing.

  • No, we weren't in that stupid group.

  • They just used to offer free beer at their meetings so we would go.

  • So Kenny's predicament, while worthy of a place on our list even when taking at face value, is actually a nightmare of love, crafty and proportions.

  • All right, dude, let's just say you're not crazy and it's true.

  • What's the big deal?

  • I mean, I think it's pretty cool not to be able to die pretty cool.

  • Number two Cartman closes his eyes.

  • Struggling to come up with ideas for his Helen Keller musical, Cartman is instructed to close his eyes so we can get inside the head of the famous figure.

  • Yeah, that's not a bad idea.

  • Just relax.

  • Just try to let your mind wander and let the juices flow.

  • From there, we get a window into Cartman's mind, and it's even more disturbing than expected.

  • A montage of images follows from bombs being dropped and the Hindenburg crashing to various other examples of misery, cruelty and disaster, all shown with eerie music in the background.

  • None of it phases Cartman, however, as it's all just a day in the mind of this twisted young man.

  • Oh, man.

  • Well, did you see anything?

  • No, just the same old crap I always see when I close my eyes for the rest of us.

  • These images air some of the last things we want to think about before drifting off to sleep Before we unveil our topic.

  • Here's a fume or honorable mentions that air.

  • Definitely nightmare inducing Cartman's Ritalin hallucinations, these Christina Aguilera monsters still haunt us.

  • You guys see that?

  • See what?

  • Randy?

  • Deep sixes, Winnie the Pooh.

  • This would make any kid cry stunt gone wrong.

  • Who would watch this?

  • Oh, my God.

  • They killed Kenny.

  • Sort of.

  • Yeah, they kind of killed Kenny's look alike.

  • You bastards!

  • Tom and Mary, they were left toe literally rot in jail.

  • Didn't we ever released?

  • Um, I forgot all about him.

  • Me too.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Officer Bar Brady.

  • You never had Tom and Mary in the cell.

  • I didn't know.

  • No.

  • In fact, they never came to South Park.

  • We've never heard of them.

  • Oh, sure, I feel a lot better than before.

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  • Number one.

  • Woodland Critters.

  • It's almost time when the time is here.

  • The time.

  • That's only once a year.

  • We can hardly wait because it's so near a woodland creator Chris.

  • In this Christmas special, the woodland critters look wholesome and cute.

  • But because this is South Park, there's obviously got to be a catch.

  • Well, it turns out that they're all a bunch of devil worshippers who want to usher in a new dark age by summoning the anti Christ with the anti Christ.

  • You said she was giving birth to your savior.

  • Yes, to the son of our Lord Satan, Prince of Darkness.

  • This reveal comes completely out of nowhere, leaving the viewer stunned.

  • All of a sudden, the woodland critters don't look so cute anymore.

  • This episode turns up the intensity when the critters engage in ritualistic sacrifice and use their demonic powers.

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