Santaisabletospyonpeopleandhas a lotofinformationontheirbehavior.
Buttheendsmostcertainlydonotjustifythemeans.
Inthiscase, nobodycaresthatSantaClausishookedupto a big, horriblemachine.
I knowthattheNSAistorturingSantasweetie, butthey'rekeepingussafe, E Likeeverybodyelse, many a childhasdreamtofcomingfacetofacewithKrisKringleafterthisepisode, yourleftsinging a verydifferenttune.
NumbereightTrapperKeeperabsorbsCartmanaspartofhisschoolsuppliesforthenewyear, Cartmangets a stateofthearttrapperkeeperthatisnotonlystylishbutcandoallkindsofcoolthings.
I don't evenknowhowyoumadeinthefourthgradeOut, Goalkeeper.
I needtodrownoutmyannoyingfriend.
Pleaseinitiatemusiccountryhighvolume.
Unfortunately, thesophisticatedtechnologyprovestoomuchforCartmanandeventuallyabsorbshimgoingon a rampagetobringabout a futuristicApocalypseway.
Ohno!
It's headingforCheyenneMountain.
ThepartoftheepisodewhereCartmanturnsinto a TrapperKeeperhybridisanexcellentdisplayofbodyhorror.
Hetransformsinto a completemonstrositywiththemonotonerobotvoiceandtentaclesthatgrabeverythinginsight.
I said, getoutofmyway!
NumbersevenScottTimmermansParentsDoyoulikeit?
Doyoulikeit, Scott?
I callitMrandMrsKinnamanChili.
Oh, myGod!
Oh, myGod!
Youknewthisscenewouldmakethelistlikeallgreatnightmarefuelmoments, thismomentcametotallyoutofleftfieldthefirsttimetheepisodeaired, weallknewCartmanwasvindictive, butwedidn't knowthedepthsofhisdepravityuntilwesawhimfeedScott 10 German, theremainsofhisparentsin a bowlofchili.
Fromthere, weget a windowintoCartman's mind, andit's evenmoredisturbingthanexpected.
A montageofimagesfollowsfrombombsbeingdroppedandtheHindenburgcrashingtovariousotherexamplesofmisery, crueltyanddisaster, allshownwitheeriemusicinthebackground.
NoneofitphasesCartman, however, asit's alljust a dayinthemindofthistwistedyoungman.
Oh, man.
Well, didyouseeanything?
No, justthesameoldcrap I alwaysseewhen I closemyeyesfortherestofus.