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  • You look amazing.

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you.

  • Well, let's go.

  • Like your mood here to be a little higher.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Sorry.

  • Now you made me self conscious.

  • It's never happened before.

  • Welcome to the show.

  • Good to have you here again on.

  • I want to say something.

  • First of all, scrubs.

  • I've talked about this before, but very funny show.

  • And you're very funny on it.

  • So are you.

  • Thank you.

  • I'm not on that show.

  • E don't know what the part would be, but I can run it at any point.

  • Just salute the camera and run off.

  • Uh, now, you've been doing this show for a while and it seems, seems like how many seasons has it been?

  • Now, Has it been fifth season?

  • That's hard to believe, crazy.

  • And now I don't know if I'm mistaking, but it seems like they're working animals into this show.

  • Now more than ever, I've turned it a few times.

  • It seems like they someone on the show just loves tryingto get animals into the script so that you guys have to interact with an animal.

  • Is that true?

  • Yeah.

  • And more this year than any other season actually really want your evil puppy on now.

  • I'm kind of obsessed with Watch out for that puppy.

  • He seems people go on and then and then they burn in hell forever.

  • Yeah, way had this year like raccoons, rats.

  • Ah, giant black bear ostriches.

  • Jason Bateman comes on to play this ostrich farmer.

  • I've never been around an ostrich.

  • What's an ostrich like?

  • Well, the writers had just read somewhere that ostriches are actually the second fastest animal next to a cheetah, and they can kill someone with their kick.

  • And so they read that, and they were like, Okay, I guess we need to write hostages into the script.

  • That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

  • So you had to be around this animal.

  • Was there a handler?

  • They're saying beware of his deadly kick or something.

  • Yes, And we actually also got warned that if you actually get into a problem with the ostrich, you lie down on the ground because they kick you and they kill you because they can kick us.

  • Hard is the horse.

  • But they have sharp claws on the end.

  • So they kick you and then grab your heart and pull it out and then show it to you and me.

  • Oh, exactly.

  • That's what they told us.

  • And But if you lie down on the ground, they can only kick straight out, and so that if you're on the ground, they could just, like, stomp on you a little bit.

  • You see, that's terrible.

  • I hate that.

  • Every all the advice is always around, whether it's a deadly bear or in this case, a killer ostrich.

  • The advice is always lay down in front of it on then, half the time those people get killed and like, yeah, only works about half the time survival rates.

  • So this is an ostrich would just jump up and down on top of you.

  • Why wouldn't his deadly clause then be ableto pull your heart out from the other side of your body?

  • Maybe, maybe because, like the it's the force that I don't know exactly.

  • The doctor had the answer.

  • We've gotta look into these ostrich attacks.

  • My favorite also advice is if a shark is attacking you, punch it in the nose.

  • That's what they say is like a shark is coming here.

  • You punch in the nose and I'm like, Yeah, That's great.

  • That's perfect, because I really would probably have, like, the, like, sense of mind to build.

  • To do that in a Yeah, shark could be like, Oh, you just hit me in the nose.

  • What can I do to get you back?

  • Right?

  • Giant jaw full of teeth.

  • My biggest fear in life is actually sharks.

  • Sharks scare you.

  • I wonder who would win a shark or an ostrich if they were right?

  • Yeah, right.

  • Yeah.

  • Let's get that on Fox TV now.

  • Okay.

  • I know that you grew up in Canada, and and And I know a bit about you.

  • What I didn't know is you're very well educated.

  • You, you speak.

  • Is this true?

  • Your trilingual?

  • You speak English?

  • Obviously.

  • You speak French and you speak German.

  • Yeah.

  • My parents were crazy.

  • Thought it was a good idea if my sisters and I went to school all day with all of our classes and French and then went to German school after school.

  • So you learn you would speak French all day and then on then learn German afterwards.

  • Yeah.

  • My mom's family is German and so we would speak German.

  • My grandmother and she lived like three doors away, actually, so we always go over there for hot chocolate soup with whipping cream for breakfast.

  • What is hot chocolate is hot chocolate soup Just hot chocolate?

  • Or is it like a thin soup of chocolate?

  • It's like I just took a lot of shock stick.

  • Oh my God, I e.

  • It's like a nice chocolate soup.

  • Like Why does that sound like that?

  • Why does everything in German sounds so angry on?

  • That's what is hot hot chocolate?

  • It sounds so sweet.

  • Would you like some hot chocolate soup?

  • Would say it again.

  • E thing is that with whipping cream or his with whipped cream?

  • E O a.

  • I surrender.

  • Yeah, a romance language.

  • Like, If I wanted to give you a compliment, what would I would say?

  • Like Libya?

  • Dina Course a Villa.

  • Madonna, of course.

  • And Horton?

  • Harland Cornyn.

  • What was that?

  • I really like the beautiful sexy, waving your big red e like that?

  • Better e like this.

  • This was nice.

  • Like that helped me a little bit.

  • I thought maybe that's about my hair or a roller coaster.

  • Who's rolling coaster heightened soon.

  • Wow, right?

You look amazing.

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