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You can probably tell that during quarantine I've worked.
I work out like crazy.
Um, they're they're actually my assistant is laughing behind this curtain.
Um, no, but I am known for my you know, my physicality and my sensuality.
And so I have worked very hard during quarantine it, maintaining what the public demands from me.
What about you?
Have you Have you worked at it all?
Are you Are you Are you taking care of yourself?
Well, I saw you and I we answer to the same masters on DSO.
Your concerns are my concerns and so e Look, from here on down, that's the money makers I'm frightened form when?
When you're stuck in quarantine, you gotta You kind of run out of excuses to give your wife or why you won't do yoga with her.
So I eventually kind of caved taking up snowshoeing, snowshoeing, eso So that's that.
That's that's my workout.
Did you Are you a skier?
I'm just imagining you.
You must be a skier.
You had to be growing up, so I've gone skiing once I went skiing once and snowboarding once on never again.
Each time the skiing, the one time I went skiing was with hindsight.
I suspect it was like my father's fumbling attempt to save his marriage took us all on a ski vacation.
Um, spoiler alert.
My mom left him two years later on, uh, laughing I should say Sorry, but you're gonna dio The marriage broke up and you were scarred on your impressionable 14 year old robbed of my male role model.
And, uh but so they got us all snowsuits.
We went down in Vermont, which, again exercise in futility because we lived in Montreal.
Don't need to go to Vermont to go skiing, but whatever.
Anyway, we went and everybody made fun of my snowsuit.
All the rich American kids laughed at my snowsuit and made jokes about what You get that at Walmart and I was like, Yeah, I think I did.
Actually, on e gave up after the like six time I ate it and I was just lying there.
When I gear all over the place like a like a plane crash and my arms of Kimbo and this kid's going above me on the gondola literally laughing like Nelson and, uh, you know, I used to I'm from Boston, So my brother and I used to go up skiing in Vermont so I would have been It's possible I would have been up there laughing at you from a gondola.
You know, I realized that time doesn't exactly lined up.
I would probably started my my showbiz career by then.
But it's possible it's possible that I saw you as like a 12 or 14 year old and leaned out of a gondola and laughed at you because that's the kind of asshole I waas.
At the very least, you're spiritually descendants.
Laughed at me.
Yeah.
Uh huh.