Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles sweet robes, Obi Wan-too-many days in the sun stop preaching homie teach your flock to covet some fun I bring joy every year man I represent cheer you represent sandals and a scraggly beard I'm from the North Pole that's why my rhymes are so cold I spit diamonds but I'm serving up some fresh coal you been a naughty boy you brought a plague of frogs you best arrest yourself you broke your own law or was there something in rule six I didn't understand? my list says killed Egyptian dude buried him in sand I read your book you got a strict religion no bacon? but mandatory circumcision I'm a jolly bowl a jelly giving holiday presents but all the chosen people ever get for Christmas is jealous when I was high upon the mountain God revealed the truths of the Earth but he never mentioned a fat ass Papa Smurf it takes nine reindeers to haul your fat ass you took the Christ outta Christmas and just added more mass you need to stop breaking into houses and creeping and peeping on naughty kids while they sleeping and keep your hands off my stocking don't you Ho Ho me I'll split your ass in half like I did the Red Sea you ain't a saint you a slaver like a pharaoh in the snow stop with the unpaid labor and let my little people go we ain't slaves all that sand turned your brains to mush I think you need to stop smoking all that burning bush yeah we're magical workers man we hang with reindeers yo here's a GPS who gets lost for 40 years? you're a glorified secretary so write this down begat deez nutz Santa Claus is coming to town so much drama in the Israe-L B C it's kinda hard talking directly to the G O single D hand me my chisel I got a new commandizzle for y'all thou shalt not let children sit on a grown man's lap at the mall I'll beat you ten times before the bread can rise you dummy and walk off into the land of my milk and honies who won? who's next? you decide
B2 US santa claus claus ass naughty santa christmas [TRANSLATED] Moses vs Santa Claus. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC] 1314 50 姚易辰 posted on 2014/07/17 More Share Save Report Video vocabulary