Name: The Best of Kat Dennings - Drunk History
Uploaded: 2021-02-10T18:55:23.000Z
Duration: 17 min 44 s
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- I need a little bit more meaty (bleep).

We're in Manhattan, in the Lower East Side,

So Sadie pitched a male accomplice, and she was like,

hey dude, what if a guy comes out of a bar,

and just headbutt him in the stomach and disorient him?

And he was like, cool, I will take a slingshot,

And that's how she earned the nickname Sadie the Goat.

Because newsflash, goats headbutt things.

And they made a lot of money, like a decent living.

- Wait, it wasn't fancy- - It wasn't fancy.

- The way they were living, of headbutting people?

- So additionally, simultaneously there was a bar

and there was a bouncer, her name was Gallus Mag.

And here's the thing about Gallus Mag, she was British.

Here's the thing about Sadie the Goat, she was Irish.

So Sadie the Goat, who was like a very mouthy individual,

was like, the thing about British people,

Gallus mag was like, you're being too crazy.

by the ear and she dragged her to the door.

So Gallus Mag chomps off her Mo effing ear.

And it was like such a great trophy that she labels it.

Sadie the ears, nope, Sadie the Goat's ear.

At this point, Sadie the Goat is very embarrassed.

And they're trying to commandeer a small ship,

So she's like, you guys, you're doing not a good job.

And because of me, I can make you do a very good job.

Sadie the Goat, if that is your real name, we're onboard.

So they start cruising up and down the Hudson.

obviously we need to start kidnapping people hardcore.

And she's like, I don't care if your loved ones

Like, I'm gonna make you walk the plank right now.

And he is like, no, I'm so sorry I back-talked you.

And then she like trots him off the plank,

and he splashes into river, like (imitates splashing).

And when Sadie and the gang members disembarked,

So Sadie the Goat returned to the fourth ward.

And like, I'm so sorry for that, it was my bad.

And Gallus Mag is like, I have something for you.

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The Best of Kat Dennings - Drunk History

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