Yeah.

Way had Mr Sandler on the show last night.

He came out and started dancing.

Whatever.

Uh, Sandler who?

That's what I say.

Oh, he's an old friend and confidante.

Miss him to death.

You happy?

Like you go out and saw him.

Last night was fun.

This is our little hang out.

Was our home away from home?

Oh, come down here.

A little snow Nin.

You know, they don't know that.

My first that my nickname Snowden.

Snowden.

It wasa little.

Yeah, When I started Saturday night, you were ah, writer.

That's right.

And you took me in your wings, and you kind of carried me through the year.

And I never got to thank you.

And that's why I didn't get anything on stage.

Good.

Right now I wrote a lot of crap that year.

I remember.

No, you did.

And I was telling everybody.

Uhh!

Now you're single guy.

Yeah, Okay.

And you have a hit show.

You have a hit show.

It's gotta be e know you're out there.

You're living the life.

You with supermodels, huh?

You're with the uber models with the Ultra models.

Do you ever think I just want to settle down.

I wanna have kids.

Uh, Conan, I know that deep down, I know I wanna have a nanny.

And so to have a nanny, Yeah, I'll probably have some kids thing for sure.

You get a nanny.

It's the best way you will work your way around, huh?

Yeah, that's a good idea, but no, it Z, it's tough because, you know, you date, like if you date now and then because I'm single.

It's really no story in it, you know?

So I'm a single guy, so I date here and there.

And then the problem is, if you date like a girl and then another one, like, a couple weeks later Whatever you know, no big deal is nothing.

Nothing bad going on.

But you kind of mix up their stories because, you know, they all tell you the whole story about their life, and I kind of sometimes don't listen totally.

And that it is kind of And then So then dinner a couple then?

And then you like, criss crossed a few times.

So you forget the backstory bond.

Then they tell you they tell you something, you have to commit one way or the other.

So you just act you the really sad or you just pick one.

I go, Hey, I go.

Hey, your sister have fun?

Last night she was she had chemotherapy.

And I go, Oh, yeah, but don't think of you like lollipops and stuff.

You're a charming guy.

I forgot.

Now I just you know, I committed it, though.

Uh huh.

You're from, you know, used to talk about this back in the day.

You're from Phoenix.

That's where you're from.

You love it.

There you go.

Back there much.

Try and get away from shop video.

I try Thio, but you know, showbiz kind of creeps into its kind of everywhere now because of all, you know, all the ways you could get it, the Internet and all that.

So I live in, like, kind of secluded area.

And there's this old German woman that lives next to me, and she's really sweet and she has a garden.

And so when I meet her, she's like the last person, but she's a kind of a secret fan, but she's just a huge bluffer.

So the first time I move in, she goes, I'm your neighbor.

I just I have a garden.

I'm German.

I don't know.

They say you're famous.

I don't know.

I'm sorry.

I don't I don't know.

That's okay.

She goes, But I don't know the teeth v with the letters.

I don't understand.

I hope you're as good as a neighbor as you are on famous I e.

So then the next time I come in town, she goes, Ah, friend told me you were on the TV with the images on the screen.

I don't know, because I have my roses and lilies and I don't, so I wouldn't know.

She's weird.

I don't know.

I go great, Great.

But that's good for you.

That's something you and I go.

Great.

So the next time I come on, she's like, Hey, Cone Is Is that laser disc e Go.

What?

Yeah.

Felicity started big when it hit a wall.

Oh, no.

You're secretly show busy.

Yeah.

Fraser's dropping in the key demos No villain by flower.

She forgets And the oh so orange Poke me.

I like her.

How long next time?

I'm really don't know anything about showbiz.

Oh, I forgot.

What?

This time reading.

I'm reading the paper that you performed with back.

That was something I was thinking about doing.

What did you do?

Comedy.

Just before bet came out.

What was the idea?

Yeah, we did a You opened for back.

Okay, I'll tell it, I went You began the show and then bet came out.

I was there and Beck and I were like, there were two little dirt balls.

It's like parent trap.

We hang out together, you know?

We're like twins.

Eso we look like two little gas station attendants, except one of us is really smart.

One of us is me.

Eso I open form of this environmental gig.

It's all charity.

And, uh so I go out and do my act, and then But while Devo was on, it was all for these computer kind of nerdy people.

So the benefit for computer people and I'm not sure it wasn't a benefit, wasn't I don't know what story eso you got paid a lot of money.

Probably.

I don't know.

I eso I go something I cured that night s So I go.

I talked to back and he's got, like, this big case with like it's like a clown suit.

He's getting his whole band ready because he's a little eccentric, but he's really good.

She was like you were the green hair.

You were the hula skirt.

She's getting his band ready.

And then he goes, You wanna go on me?

And I go?

Yeah.

So he goes Alright.

Welder glasses.

He was really specific.

White gloves, crook adviser.

I go cool heavy and he goes, if you know where the cook advise going, Come out.

All right.

So he does Electric Avenue and he wants me to break dance with him so he does Electric avenue, and then he goes like this.

So I come out on, then he puts on a deer head and doesn't eat you.

Oh, we went out and then the two of you, at the same time, that would be cool.

Way were like pop lock, electric Boogaloo on dso It was total blast And then all the neurons in hindsight and then they got home.

They couldn't wait that long on back.

Is it?

David Spade e o king dot com Change.

Don't don't don't Don't change.

Meet my mom Numbers country you want.

You don't have to do that on a computer?

No, I have an old typewriter.

Compute.

That's one crappy computer.

People don't know this a couple of months ago, I never hang out with celebrities.

I have no celebrity friends.

But you're in town and I bump into you somewhere, and I end up eating dinner with you and your dad, who I hung out with for a bit peewee.

His his name?

Yeah.

He do not want to see how he goes.

He goes by that Hey, doesn't want.

But he was a real character.

He was very opinionated.

I remember that.

Yeah, you know, it's funny Is my dad came out for the NBC affiliate Announcements of the new shows And so he goes, Yeah, I just wanna tag along, you know, because they've been divorced while so where his buddies were hanging out now and he's totally like he's kind into the showbiz thing.

So he goes, I just say, I'm just your dad.

I'll hang out.

So I had to leave and he goes, I'll run back and kind of hanging for you at the party, be your eyes and ears.

So I go all right.