Butvisitinganamusementparkalwayscarries a tinyamountofrisk.
Lastyear, outofthose 270 millionpeoplewhovisited a part, about 7000 ofthemexperiencedsomekindofinjurythatrequiredanemergencyroomvisitor a reallytiny 0.259% ofeverybodywhowent.
ThefirstrideeveropenedattheparkwastheAlpineSlide, a ridiculous, windingshootmadeoftheworld's threesafestmaterialstofallonwhileatfastspeedsconcrete, fiberglassandasbestos.
Youwouldridedownthisthingin a sledwithnoharnesstyingyoudownandonly a levertocontrolthetwodifferentspeeds.
Snailsloworsuicidespeed.
Nobodyworehelmets, and a lotofpeoplewouldrideintheirbathingsuits, a perfectrecipefor a greattimebetweenjust 1984 1985 thisridealoneexperienced 26 separatecasesofheadinjuriesand 14 casesofbrokenbones.
Thefirstfatalityintheparkhappenedonthisrideaswell, whenanemployeewritingdown a sledflewoffthetrackat a sharpturnandhithisheadon a rock, whichkilledhim.
Apparently, thiswouldhappen a lot, sotheparkjustplacedhaybalesaroundthesesharpturnstotryandpushinpeople's fallsinthefuture.
Butifyouwerelookingtogethurt, ActionParkofferedup a muchmorevariedexperiencetoselectfromthanjustthis.
Perhapsthemostinsaneridethattheparkevercreatedwasthisslidewith a frigginloopinsideofit.
Youthengouplegfirstatanawkwardangleandgetflippedupsidedown, wheregravitywoulddooneof a fewthingsyou'd eitherhitandgrindyourfaceacrosstheslidesbottom, whichwouldgiveyou, atbest, a bloodynose.
Ifthewaterpressurewasn't strongenough, whichwouldn't begreatforthoseofyouwhomightfeel a littleclaustrophobic.
Thisapparentlyhappenedjustsomanypeoplethattheparkinstalled a hatchatthetopofthelooptorescuepeoplewhoexperiencedit.
Evidently, theslidewasonlyopenfor a monthin 1985 beforeanofficialadvisoryboardruledtherighttobeunsafeandforcedtheparktocloseitdown.
Whichis a shamebecausewhodoesn't wanttoexperiencetakingtheirenemiesto a park, claimingthatit's alljustforfunwhenyoureallyjustplanonsendingthemdown a deathslidethatyoudidn't tellthemaboutbeforehand?
surprisingly, nobodyeverdiedontheloop.
Buttherewereplentyofotherridesthat, I guess, didn't Seamusdeadlyatfirst.
Itwasprettydeepandblastedhighwavesacrossitfor 20 minutesat a time.
Upto 1000 peopleat a timewereallowedinsideofthepool, a goodpercentageofwhomcamefromurbanNewYorkCityanddidn't reallyknowhowtoswimverywellovertheparksexistence.
Anotherwaterrideattheparkthatclaimedthelifewasthekayakexperience, animitationwhitewatercoursethat's emergedelectricfansbelowtoagitatethewateraboveinexperiencedkayakerswhoweremanywouldfrequentlytiptheircanoesoverandoncesuchguythatthishappenedtostepon a metalgratebeneaththewaterthatwasconnectedtoanexposedlifewire, whichelectrocutedandkilledhim.
AnotherincidenthappenedatthesocalledTarzanswing, whereguestswouldswingoutover a ropeandjumpinto a poolbelowtheproblemWaas, thewaterinthepool, wasgenerallykeptglaciercoldandwouldoftenshockedpeoplewholandedon.
Oldermanwhofellinwassoshockedbythecoldthataninduced a heartattackandkilledhim.
Itdidn't helpthatmostoftheemployeeswhoworkedattheparkandwereresponsibleforensuringrightsafetywereteenagersorworseunderageasyoungas 15 or 14.
Mostoftherideswerepoorlydesignedbypeoplewhodidn't exactlyhave a verygreatgrasponphysicsorengineering, likethebumperboatsridewheretheboatsfrequentlyleakgasolineontotheiroccupantsandwherethecockpitsweretoosmallfortallpeopletofitinsideof, sotheywouldbeforcedtoresttheirlegsoutsideonthesidesoftheboats, whichwas a lessthanidealsituationwhen a rivalboatwouldbumpintothemandsmashedtheirleg, oftencausingfracturesorbrokenbones.
Soifyouevergoto a parkinthefutureandyousee a waterslidelikethis, maybetakesomeAdvilorjustdon't getonitinthefirstplace.
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