Or are we good?

(tense music)

(horses neighing)

(laughing wickedly)

- A weird ghost guy is attacking and complimenting me.

- Shut up Silencio!

(muffled cries)

First up, not a ghost.

Ghost are losers that got murdered.

- There's gotta be another way to get rid of him.

- You could always just marry him

and drive him mad with your in decisiveness.

You know, if you don't sleep for 72 hours

you become clinically insane.

So wakey-wakey, Nutbag.

- Alright, wish me luck.

(crunching wood)

- Good luck.

- Go ruin someone else's life.

- Huh? Okay.

Maybe I will.

- Ow!

(evil laughter)

- Now I feel better.

Dude, decide what you want.

Drink til you have the nerve to go for it

then keep drinking,

so the inevitable rejection doesn't hurt so bad.

I can't believe he called you a worthless

bucktoothed degenerate.

- He didn't say that.

- Doesn't make it any less true.

- This thing better not be a musical.

- No, but it is one of those plays where the actors come

out into the audience and bother people.

- Ooh, Ooh.

That's the only kind of play we have in hell.

- You know what you are?

You're bad through and through from the tip

of your pointy tail to the tips of your point ears.

- Ho ho!

You wanna come at me about some pointy ears?

Have you ever seen your reflection?

- Oh my God.

- Your nose is so beautiful.

Everything is so unreal.

- Just like Elfo's girlfriend.

- How do I look ?

- Wow, like a chipmunk in a discount bad costume.

- Cool.

- That was actually a passive aggressive insult.

You're in hell,

surrounded by treacherous evil demons.

We get promoted for being jerks.

It's kinda like the music industry.

- Ew your bad.

Pick me up at eight.

- I'll be there at 10.

- Okay Elves.

This way for Luci's health care, health care

which is actually slightly less evil

than most healthcare plans.

- Go nerds.

You've been working so hard.

You deserve that sixth cinnamon roll.

- Luci! Luci! Did you have a party without me?

- Yeah, man, I didn't want to wake you

or invite you.

- But I'm your roommate.

- So stay in your room, mate.

- Luci, anything bad happened while I was gone?

- You were gone?

You're all a bunch of stupid, small minded, mouth-breathing,

superstitious ding-dongs

who are completely delusional

and vote against your own self-interest.

So pass around a tub of melted ice cream

for y'all to guzzle down and get fatter and stupider.

I rest my case.

When I got out of hell,

I was stripped my immortality.

I gave it all up for you losers.

I'm telling you now

because I'd like you to die, feeling bad.

- Who's wanting to get lost in a labyrinth.

It's like a puzzle you solve with your feet.

- Hey, what's that light ahead.

It's a way out, of this idiotic conversation.

- Now down on your bellies, your worthless worms

- Calling me a worm offends my eel heritage.

- Quit dithering and start slithering!

(Horse galloping)

- Bow lower

- Even lower.

(bangs on ground) (evil giggle)

- God, I was so naive.

- I would have also accepted stupid, foolish or schmucky.

- Okay, that's enough.

- Oh no.

- Good night, everybody.

I'll be entering your dreams tonight

in the form of a laughing skull.

Yeah, that's great.

(delightful classical music)