Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - Hey guys. Haven't seen you in a while. We should hang out. So I don't feel like a friendless loser. And send. (text sent tone) (ding) - Sure! - Yeah man! - Totally! - Haven't seen you in forever. - Great! When can you meet? (text sent tone) - Any evening weekday is fine. - I'm available Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. - Okay! - I'm only free on even numbered days. - Wait. - I can only do dates with prime numbers. - So that's the second Thursday evening. What time? - I'm leaving work at 5:12 traveling... - If I take a train into the city going Northwest at... - Traveling 7 miles per hour... - 60 miles per hour... - What time should I... - The difference in arrival time between George and Kelly is twice the difference in arrival time between Ashley and I. - My arrival time is the square root of George's arrival time. - None of us shall arrive more than ten minutes apart nor within three minutes of each other. The last to arrive shall be a woman and the first to arrive shall be a man. The first to arrives name is shorter than the third to arrive and the second to arrive is taller than the fourth to arrive. Now, the oldest in age shall arrive after the youngest in age but not before the second oldest who always tells lies. And Kelly can not arrive before David. - The difference in arrival time between George and Kelly s twice the arrival time... - My arrival time is the square root of George's arrival time. - If I take a train into the city going Northwest at... (building music) - 5:27 pm this Thursday. - Cool. - Sounds good. - Yeah! - That works for me. - Great. See you all then. (text sent tone) Haaaaa. A ha hah. (ominous piano chords) (soft background piano music) (ding) - Sorry, I can't make it. My sister's in town. (ding) - So, the Feds are on my tail. I'm not gonna make it. My baaaad. (ding) - Hey, I just remembered I'm a total flake. (ding) - Hey man, sorry to cancel on you but my arm fell off so. - Flake boy Dave, that's me. - Come and get me boys! - Have you met my sister? - Got the machetes. - I haven't left the house in like a week. - Maybe some other time. - Love yoooou. (sirens in the distance) Uhhh. ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪ ♪ Friendship is hangin' about ♪ ♪ Friendship is never without ♪ ♪ Friends are always here for each other ♪ ♪ Each other ♪ ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪ ♪ Friendship ♪ (ding) (clown horn honk) (zylophone) - Oh, I think i'm getting a call. - Oh shoot. - You know what I am too. - Hey sorry, we're gonna cancel. - Hello?