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  • Wake up, Scrooge

  • I'm about to take a Dickens of a dump

  • on this lonely, homely

  • little miserable grump

  • I'm like the star on a Christmas tree

  • you're like a stump

  • I'm not known for my heart

  • but you're still getting trumped

  • you remind me of my ex-wife

  • in a bikini

  • cause you disgust me

  • keep your TB from Tiny Timmy

  • away from me

  • don't even touch me

  • I don't shake hands

  • I don't make fans

  • I ruin rappers faster than Scottish lands

  • even Jay-Z knows what a pimp I am

  • I got my name on the

  • front of the business, man

  • my raps will haunt you

  • make you think you're going insane

  • you're about to get whooped

  • by three emcee's

  • of the ethereal plane

  • so when the clock strikes

  • prepare to enter a world

  • of Christmas pain

  • cause I'm out

  • I got my own f***ing problems

  • call me 2 Chainz

  • How dare you disturb me

  • when I'm napping in my chair

  • you're a crappy rap spitting apparition

  • I ain't scared of this random phantom

  • haunt all you want I don't care

  • haunt all you want I don't care

  • and I don't believe that hair

  • Don't panic Scrooge

  • but you're about to crash

  • I'm J.P. Morgan

  • the ghost of rich dudes past

  • who's properly rocking

  • the monopoly mustache

  • yo, I own the railroads

  • I run these tracks

  • you got dumped on a bench

  • now you're pissed at the world

  • you should have made like Sebastian

  • and kissed the girl

  • because your greed is the curse

  • that's gonna tear you apart

  • what good is your purse

  • if you're poor in your heart

  • Bah humbug

  • your raps don't unnerve me

  • they're atrocious

  • what frightens me the most

  • is your gross ghost proboscis

  • business and success

  • that's the life I've selected

  • so enough with your pictures from the past

  • I'm not affected

  • Well you're about to be right now

  • I'm the ghost of what's right now

  • just take a lesson from Yeezy

  • you're missing the point Ebenezy

  • there's more to life than your work

  • take it easy

  • even I can make time for Azizy

  • best put some friends on your wish list

  • cause you don't know the spirit of Christmas

  • if you did then you would at this moment

  • be sharing your money

  • with some of the homeless

  • No this isn't happening

  • oh it's maddening agony

  • wait

  • actually

  • harkening back to the dead Donald's lecture

  • I still am expecting a final specter

  • Boo!

  • you're gonna die

  • no one to love you and no one to cry

  • alone by yourself

  • on the bed of your death

  • with the stench of regret

  • on your last dying breath

  • cause you've chosen the path

  • of a selfish man

  • with Tiny Tim's innocent

  • blood on your hands

  • the penance you pay

  • for the way you behave

  • is written as plain

  • as the name on this grave

  • Are these the shadows of things that will be?

  • or things that may be only

  • if I depart from my course can they change?

  • say it is thus with what you show me

  • I promise to mend my ways

  • a friend to all men is what I will become

  • it's Christmas I haven't missed

  • my chance to be different

  • God bless us every

Wake up, Scrooge

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[TRANSLATED] Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]

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    姚易辰 posted on 2014/07/15
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