Subtitles section Play video
-
I got the baddest fists of fury
-
that the world ever saw
-
defeat whole karate schools
-
and mother fuckers with claws
-
how can you talk more shit
-
with my fist in your jaw
-
don't need words to serve ya
-
Imma just say
-
waaataaaw
-
your movies they bore us
-
they're slow as a tortoise
-
I'm the king of nunchucks
-
I fucked up Chuck Norris
-
I invented Jeet Kune Do
-
so taste my slipper shoe
-
here's my two finger push up
-
Kung F-U
-
you scream like a girl
-
and got moves like Jagger
-
but I'll rip through your ass faster
-
than a Pu-Pu platter
-
you're in the gym too much Ringo
-
perfecting kicks
-
you should spend more time
-
matching your voice up to your lips
-
you don't belong in a fight
-
you belong in a sweatshop
-
so go ahead
-
make my iPod
-
those little dances you do
-
don't threaten me Bruce
-
fuck you dude
-
I even squint better than you
-
I beat the good and the bad
-
you must be the ugly
-
I would mess up your face
-
but your mama did it for me
-
go tug your pistol for a fist full
-
of your million dollar babies
-
you were cool in the eighties maybe
-
but now you're just crazy
-
a man who argues with people
-
who aren't even there
-
is more fit to rap against
-
this fucking chair
-
do you feel lucky punk?
-
that's what I'm asking
-
you can't be too tough
-
you got killed by an aspirin
-
and your one inch punch
-
same size as your pecker
-
leave the rapping to me
-
stick to Chinese Checkers
-
I'd beat you in round two
-
but that'd be unbelievable
-
no one in your family
-
ever lives to see a sequel
-
who won?
-
who's next?
-
you decide
