Thank you for being here. Thank you for watching.

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Well, guys, it is Friday, and it's pretty much

felt like that since noon on Wednesday.

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Yeah, today, my Apple Watch was like,

"Your heart rate hasn't hit 200 lately.

Are you okay?"

What a difference a few days can make, though.

Check out what the breaking news was on CNN this morning.

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-[ Laughs ]

-Yeah, well, today

was President Biden's second full day in office,

and he spent it trying to fix the economy.

This afternoon, he signed two executive orders

meant to provide fast economic relief.

Yep, Biden's taking on America's biggest problems.

Yesterday, it was the pandemic. Today, it was the economy.

Tomorrow, it's people who don't know

the Bernie Sanders meme is over.

"Put them in my back --" Yeah, you missed it, man.

Some more news out of Washington this morning.

Chuck Schumer spoke on the Senate floor

about the impeachment against Donald Trump,

but he had a bit of a flub.

Listen to this.

-Senators will have to decide

if they believe Donald John -- Donald John Trump incited

the erection -- insurrection against the United States.

♪♪

-Well, someone's excited to be Senate majority leader.

I wasn't sure how the Democrats planned to unify the country,

but if it's with bloopers like this, count me in.

I'm in.

Meanwhile, down in Florida, Disney World

is making some updates since there's now a new president.

Check it out.

-The Hall of Presidents in Disney World

is closed so technicians can add

an animatronic version of President Joe Biden.

-And to keep it authentic,

the Biden robot will commute every day on the monorail

from Delaware.

Let me just say, you can add any president you want,

but the only robot the kids are there to see

is William Howard Taft.

Yep, a President Biden robot,

which means everyone in the hall will be listening like...

-Corn Pop was a bad dude.

And he ran a bunch of bad boys.

And I did -- And back in those days,

to show how things have changed,

one of the things you had to use,

if you use pomade in your hair, you had to wear a bathing cap.

-Okay, I'm going to go grab Mickey ears or something.

You kids know where we're staying, right?

You remember where we're staying?

Good. Alright, I'm gonna leave.

You can make your way back, right?

Okay.

"Corn Pop knew some bad dudes."

[ Laughs ]

-Dungarees.

-He knew people like Count Chocula

and stuff like that.

Some entertainment news was just announced,

that the release date for the new James Bond movie,

"No Time to Die," has been pushed back for a third time.

At this point, they've delayed it so long,

the technology is going to look ridiculous.

Like, "Mr. Bond, your latest gadget

is a phone that takes pictures."

Yep, the film has been delayed so much,

they've even had to update the title a few times.

First, it was...

Then it was...

And now it's like...

"And then I'll take it from there, and..."

Some business news.

Since the pandemic has made travel difficult,

one airline has figured out a new way to make money.

Watch this.

You can now get wine delivered from American Airlines.

That airline has so much leftover wine

that they're launching a new wine-delivery subscription

for $99 a month.

-Yeah, not only that, they're also selling the hummus pucks

that were stuffed between the seats.

Who wants a puck? Who wants a puck?

Come on.

And, finally, I saw that Dunkin' Donuts

is now adding salads to its menu at select locations.

Yeah, when you order a salad from Dunkin' Donuts,

even the workers are like, "No, seriously,

what can I get you?"

We have a great show tonight.

Give it up for The Roots, everybody!

-♪ Paragraphs slash your phonograph in half ♪

♪ It be the legendary back on a warpath ♪

♪ First class, leaving mics in a cast ♪

♪ Causing ruckus like the aftermath when it blast ♪

-What a show we have for you tonight.

You can see her as a judge on "Go-Big Show" on TBS.

Rosario Dawson is here.

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Maybe, maybe a little Cory Booker cameo.

Just saying. Senator Booker.

Plus, he stars in the TNT series "Snowpiercer."

Daveed Diggs is here!

And we've got great music

from Amanda Shires featuring Jason Isbell.

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Hey, man. -Hey.

-Good to see you. -Yeah.

-Wow. You look good.

Did you get -- You look different.

-I took your advice. -Is that right?

-Yeah. Last night, I showed you the tattoo.

You said, "Hey, you got to get the other side done," so...

-The camera -- Check out...

So...

Was it...

Well, you look upset. Was it --

-Well, I told you I was having --

feeling a little buyer's remorse

and you said, "No, no, it's your Lamborghini.

You got to get the other side done."

-Yeah.

-So, you know, and I was having second thoughts.

Now I'm having third thoughts.

-I think it's good, man. You got two tattoo.

-Yeah.

-Two tattoo. -Tattoo part deux.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

-Look, you know what I say?

Two tat. Two tat. Two, two, tat-tat-tat.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cymbal crash ]

Oh, man. Oh, my God.

Well, hey, if you don't come Monday with a full...

-Yeah.

-I want, like, a crab on your head or something like that.

With a crab, like two claws coming down.

-You really think? -Get sponsored -- Yeah, man.

Get sponsored by --

-See? I mean, because I always felt like --

I don't know -- like 45

is probably the cutoff for new face tattoos.

-Absolutely not. No, there's no cutoff.

No, no. That's the time to get it.

-Okay.

-Because that's the time, I think, where your skin

kind of -- It's kind of settled in already.

I do want to bring up something, by the way.

This is cool that we get to do the show.

Obviously, we're very lucky to do this.

But we have the best band in the world

with Tariq and The Roots.

[ Cheers and applause ]

But Kirk, Captain Kirk Douglas,

on guitar, who's one of the greatest

guitarists in the world, has his own signature Gibson SG.

Look at this. -Whoo!

[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪

-Yes!

-Kirk, talk to me about this. It just came out.

I'm excited about this. -Thank you.

Yeah, it just came out this past Wednesday, and this is it.

This is in Inverness Green.

-What did you put --

What are the specs that you did, that you put in?

-Well, one of the things -- I don't know if you remember,

but a while back,

there was this artist that was on the show, Prince,