Name: Sen. Chuck Schumer’s Embarrassing Trump Flub | The Tonight Show
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Thank you for being here. Thank you for watching.

Well, guys, it is Friday, and it's pretty much

What a difference a few days can make, though.

Check out what the breaking news was on CNN this morning.

was President Biden's second full day in office,

and he spent it trying to fix the economy.

This afternoon, he signed two executive orders

Yep, Biden's taking on America's biggest problems.

Yesterday, it was the pandemic. Today, it was the economy.

"Put them in my back --" Yeah, you missed it, man.

Some more news out of Washington this morning.

about the impeachment against Donald Trump,

if they believe Donald John -- Donald John Trump incited

the erection -- insurrection against the United States.

-Well, someone's excited to be Senate majority leader.

I wasn't sure how the Democrats planned to unify the country,

but if it's with bloopers like this, count me in.

is making some updates since there's now a new president.

an animatronic version of President Joe Biden.

the Biden robot will commute every day on the monorail

Let me just say, you can add any president you want,

but the only robot the kids are there to see

which means everyone in the hall will be listening like...

if you use pomade in your hair, you had to wear a bathing cap.

-Okay, I'm going to go grab Mickey ears or something.

You kids know where we're staying, right?

Some entertainment news was just announced,

that the release date for the new James Bond movie,

"No Time to Die," has been pushed back for a third time.

At this point, they've delayed it so long,

the technology is going to look ridiculous.

they've even had to update the title a few times.

"And then I'll take it from there, and..."

Since the pandemic has made travel difficult,

one airline has figured out a new way to make money.

You can now get wine delivered from American Airlines.

that they're launching a new wine-delivery subscription

-Yeah, not only that, they're also selling the hummus pucks

is now adding salads to its menu at select locations.

Yeah, when you order a salad from Dunkin' Donuts,

even the workers are like, "No, seriously,

-♪ Paragraphs slash your phonograph in half ♪

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