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  • Bikini Bottom is home to some strange businesses.

  • But how big do they actually get?

  • Let's check out Bikini Bottom's biggest buildings.

  • Uh! Uh! Uh!

  • One. Two. Three. Four.

  • Hey, Patrick. Counting up your change

  • for a pack of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy trading cards?

  • No, I'm thinking about buying this book on counting.

  • Three. Four.

  • What's going to happen next?

  • Five! Holy, super happy, fun time! This book's good!

  • I'll take it!

  • Alright, Patrick, let's unveil the new schnoz.

  • Wait! Stop! Careful, SpongeBob!

  • This fragile stitching requires tender care.

  • Allow me to carefully remove the bandages.

  • There it is, Patrick, your brand new sniffer!

  • Looking good, buddy!

  • Well, Patrick, here it is, the Palace of Pranks.

  • The greatest novelty shop in Bikini Bottom.

  • Ah, nothing compares to the smell

  • of cheap plastic novelty items, pranks, gags and gross out toys

  • as far as the eye can see!

  • Isn't it everything I said it would be, Patrick?

  • Hey, seanut brittle! Oh darn it, not again!

  • [laughing]

  • Alright, put the money in the bag!

  • Alright, give me the money!

  • Will that be from your savings or your checking account, sir?

  • - Savings. - May I please see some identification?

  • - Sure, there ya go. - Thank you.

  • Sir, we are showing a balance

  • of zero dollars and zero cents for both of your accounts.

  • - Oh. - Next.

  • It went better than expected.

  • Bikini Bottom Pin Factory!

  • Shiny, no! I'll save you!

  • Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! [unintelligible]

  • You need to watch where you're going.

  • You could get popped in a place like that,

  • Hold on, there's something tickling my nose.

  • Uh.

  • Patrick, shopping for cookery, very suspicious.

  • Ah, he's coming back!

  • Ah!

  • Ha! Silly me.

  • Hey, Sandy, have you ever heard the one about the squirrel and the tin cans?

  • I don't think so.

  • Well, it goes like this!

  • Oh, wait, I forgot the punch line.

  • Oh, yeah!

  • [laughing]

  • That's a good one, isn't it?

  • [mumbling]

  • - Woah. - Oh!

  • I was just ooh, ooh, thing not on the thing. Oh a--

  • - Who is that imbecile? - It's Squidward Tentacles.

  • Apparently, he's a clarinet player.

  • [mumbling]

  • Hi, Pearl.

  • Hey, girl, let's hang out!

  • Uh! I can't, I have to work at A Hot Dog on a String today.

  • Brad called in sick so, I'm in charge of stringing the dogs.

  • Totally, lame.

  • I-- I guess I'll see you later then.

  • Uh, can I get one with a... extra string?

  • Uh!

  • [laughing]

  • Hey, who are those guys?

  • Ah, are they here to fix the TV?

  • [mumbling]

  • No more phone solicitors, no more SpongeBob,

  • No more company [unintelligible], no more SpongeBob,

  • No more road rage, no more SpongeBob,

  • No more insurance payments, no more SpongeBob,

  • No more SpongeBob! No more SpongeBob!

  • No more SpongeBob!

  • What about now? Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?

  • Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs? Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?

  • Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?

  • So you want to know if I can feel it?

  • Yeah!

  • Do you really want to know if I can feel it?

  • Yeah! Yeah!

  • Because I can feel it.

  • You want to know what I'm feeling?

  • Yes!

  • I'm feeling like a total barnacle head!

  • And that's why you're my goofy wooky Turdy bear

  • I hate my life.

  • Next stop is I wrote this by Patrick Star.

  • Yuck!

  • This one's really bad, made my eyeballs throw up.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • I don't care how awful his poem is,

  • we spent his 100 bucks already.

  • Come on, guys, we're going to do this if it kills us.

  • A one! A two! And a--

  • [piano playing]

  • They wanted you to have this.

  • My song!

  • The Milkshake Academy.

  • You know, boy milkshaking technology

  • and know how has advanced that you were last a cadet.

  • I shall do my best, sir.

  • Hey, look, up in the sea!

  • I don't think he's wearing a parachute.

  • At ease, cadets.

  • Umm.

  • Come on, Gary, we're gonna be late for the big race!

  • And now for the lighting of the torch of good sportsmanship.

  • Please join me in welcoming snail racing's

  • first ever champion, Lightning Larry Luciano.

  • Would ya look at that folks? Lightning Larry Luciano, a living legend

  • slowly making his way center stage.

  • And what a proud moment for this sport.

  • The crowd is going absolutely nuts... for Larry.

  • He's almost there.

  • Ha-ha. Ah, yes, sirree.

  • [mumbling]

  • No!

  • [screaming]

  • [grunting]

  • [mumbling]

  • No!

  • No!

  • Okay, SpongeBob, this one's gonna be fun!

  • We just whack each other with these giant ear cleaners

  • 'til one of us falls off!

  • On your mark! Get set!

  • Sandy, are you sure we're supposed to be standing up here?

  • - Go! - Ah!

  • Come on, SpongeBob.

  • We're going for a tandem ride through the park.

  • Gee, that sounds safe! I mean fun.

  • So, I was all ready to drain the fries but I cooked the fries

  • - slightly too long so-- - SpongeBob--

  • So, here's where the bizarre twist comes in.

  • - SpongeBob-- - They weren't overcooked at all!

  • SpongeBob, look!

  • - Wow! - Wow, an indoor pool!

  • This place is fancy.

  • Cannonball!

  • [laughing]

Bikini Bottom is home to some strange businesses.

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