Name: After Four Challenging Years, America Is Ready For This President To Hit The Road
Uploaded: 2021-01-20T18:20:22.000Z
Duration: 11 min 15 s
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AND WELCOME TO A VERY SPECIAL "A LATE SHOW."

IT'S THE DAY BEFORE THE DAY WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR,

BECAUSE TONIGHT IS THE LAST SHOW WE'LL DO DURING THE PRESIDENCY

NOW, WE COULD TELL IMMEDIATELY THAT ENDURING THIS

ADMINISTRATION WAS GOING TO BE A CHALLENGE.

THIS IS WHAT I SAID IN MY FIRST MONOLOGUE AFTER HIS ELECTION:

WE HAVE FOUR VERY INTERESTING YEARS IN FRONT OF US.

I MIGHT HAVE UNDERSOLD THAT JUST A SMIDGE.

IT HAS BEEN INTERESTING, IN THE SAME WAY RIDING IN A CAR GOING

BUT TOMORROW, LIKE A MIRACLE, HE WILL DISAPPEAR.

SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF HIS LOWLIGHTS INCLUDE STARTING HIS

BONDING WITH THE MY PILLOW GUY EVERYWHERE ELSE.

WANTING TO TRADE PUERTO RICO FOR GREENLAND.

TALKING ABOUT NUKING HURRICANES OR CHANGING THEIR PATH WITH A

CALLING THE 26 WOMEN ACCUSING HIM OF SEXUAL ASSAULT LIARS.

CAGING ASYLUM-SEEKING CHILDREN THAT HE TORE FROM THEIR PARENTS.

GETTING IMPEACHED FOR TRYING TO BLACKMAIL UKRAINE TO INTERFERE

INCITING AN ANGRY MOB TO MURDER HIS OWN VICE PRESIDENT.

♪ ♪ ♪ WE DIDN'T EVEN TRY HARD FOR THAT

WE WERE JUST LIKE, IT'S ONLY AN HOUR SHOW.

BUT THE WEIRDEST THING OF THE LAST FOUR YEARS-- IT WAS YEAR

ONE, RIGHT-- WAS WHEN HE WAS AT THE NATIONAL

BOY SCOUT JAMBOREE AND TOLD A STORY ABOUT A RICH GUY HE KNEW

WHO HAD A YACHT, AND SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT SOUNDED

IT REALLY SUMMED UP THIS LAST FOUR YEARS: YOU DIDN'T KNOW

EXACTLY KNOW WHERE HE WAS GOING OR WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT BUT

IT MADE YOU REALLY FEEL DIRTY AND YOU YOU KNEW IT WAS BAD FOR

I WOULD BE LYING JUST LIKE HE DOES, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THE

"WASHINGTON POST" PINOCCHIO LIE TRACKER, SINCE ASSUMING OFFICE,

THE PRESIDENT HAS MADE 30,534 FALSE OR MISLEADING STATEMENTS.

IN THE END, PINOCCHIO THREW HIMSELF INTO A WOODCHIPPER.

>> Stephen: IN THE END, THE TAKEAWAY FROM THIS PRESIDENCY

WE HERE AT "THE LATE SHOW" HAVE BEEN COUNTING DOWN TO THIS DAY

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED WHEN WE WERE IN THE THEATER THERE WAS A

THAT WAS THE NUMBER OF DAYS UNTIL THE END OF THE PRESIDENT'S

AND WE COUNTED IT DOWN EVERY NIGHT FOR FOUR LONG PAINFUL

AND TONIGHT, THE NUMBER ON THE DOME HAS COUNTED DOWN TO ONE.

♪ HIT THE ROAD, JACK AND DON'T YOU COME BACK

♪ NO MORE, NO MORE NO MORE, NO MORE ♪

AND DON'T YOU COME BACK >> Stephen: HIT THE ROAD,

( LAUGHTER ) THROUGHOUT ALL THE CRAZINESS AND

THREATS TO EVERYTHING WE HOLD SACRED, THERE WAS ONE HERO WHO

KEPT OUR COUNTRY TOGETHER: AND THAT'S YOU, THE AMERICAN

FOR ALL HIS DANGEROUS ASSAULTS ON DEMOCRACY, DEMOCRACY KICKED

AND IN THIS CASE, I, FOR ONE, WILL NEVER BE SICK OF WINNING.

COUNT YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS YEAR STOPPING HOMEGROWN AMERICAN

FASCISM AND HITTING 10,000 STEPS JUST WALKING BETWEEN YOUR FRIDGE

AND YOUR COUCH.■ç YOU, YOU, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE,

EVEN WHEN HE WON, HE LOST THE POPULAR VOTE.

AND ACCORDING TO GALLUP, HIS AVERAGE APPROVAL RATING WAS 41%,

"FOUR POINTS LOWER THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT."

HE'S SO UNPOPULAR, THIS IS HOW HE'LL BE REMEMBERED IN THE HALL

>> Stephen: NOW, IF IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M MAKING A BIG DEAL

ABOUT HIM LEAVING, IT'S NOT NEARLY AS BIG A DEAL AS HE WANTS

THE PRESIDENT WANTS A BIG MILITARY SEND-OFF AT ANDREWS AIR

FORCE BASE, WITH A RED CARPET AND A 21-GUN SALUTE.

AND THIS TIME, THE GUNS AREN'T AIMED AT MIKE PENCE.

BUT IT'S BEEN A CHALLENGE GETTING A BIG ENOUGH CROWD TO

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