Nowthere's a lotthat's stillupintheairabouthowtheSenateisgonnahandlethis, suchas, Howlongwillthetrialbe, whenitwillbeheldandhowitwillbestructured?
We'releaving a madmaninofficebecauseoflogistics.
Look, theSenate.
There's about 10,000 unemployedweddingplannersinthiscountryrightnow.
I'm surethey'd behappytoputtheirskillstogooduse.
WecouldhavethisguyimpeachedbyFridaywithphotographsoffthewholefamily, amazingcenterpieces, a cocktailhourwithpassedhors d'oeuvresand a bandthatcanplayuptownfunkwhetheryouwantthemtoornotgoingtogetyou.
It's a scarythought, butlettingthepresidentserveouthislastsixdaysmeansonefinalinfrastructureweek.
I can't waituntilthepresidentunveilsallthosebridgesandtunnelshe's builtinsecret.
Plus, I gottaimaginethisistheweekherevealshisplanforhealthcare.
I'veheardit's a beautifulplanmuch, muchbetterthanObamacareandcheapertoeveryone's gonnaloveit, especiallypeoplewithpreexistingconditions.
Sixdaysoughttobeenough, right?
We'resigning a healthcareplanwithintwoweeks.
Soclose.
Betterlucknexttime, bywhich I meanpleasedon't lettherebe a nexttimearegettingimpeachedfor a secondtime, seemstohavegottenhisattention, alongwiththenewsthatonceheleavesoffice, hecouldbearrestedandchargedwithinciting a riot, amongotherthings.
SolastnighthewentontheInternetandtriedtoassurethenationthathewas a manofpeace, andhedidnotassureus.
I cannotemphasizethattheremustbenoviolence, nolawbreakingandnovandalismofanykind.
Yes, hecannotemphasizethattherewouldbenoviolencebecausehe'd liketosee a littleviolence.
It's beenjustover a weeksincetheviolentinsurrectionistsattackedthecapital, butthedangerisfarfromover.
Now, ifyou'llexcuseme, I have a teetimewithsomefinefellows I metonJeffreyEpstein's plane.
We'regonnahuntmynewcaddywithcrossbows.
Four.
Howaboutsomeunity?
WhileJaredandIvankamightbeontheoutswiththepresident, therearestill a fewfamilymemberswillingtogodownwiththeshipbecauseEricandDonJrarenowsomeoftheonlypeoplewhoarewillingtotalktohim.
TheagentsassignedtoJaredIvankabegandriving a mileawaytousetherestroomatMikePence's home.
Or, astheycodenamedit.
I amdropping a numbertwoatnumbertwos, ButSecretServiceneeded a morepermanentplacetoanswernature's call.
SosinceSeptember 2017, thefederalgovernmenthasbeenspending $3000 a monthmorethan $100,000 todatetorent a basementstudiowith a bathroomfrom a neighboroftheKushnerfamily.
AH, $100,000.
Thatissomeexpensivecrapwhich I gottosayisreallyonbrandforIvankanow.
I wasnot a fanofthiscouplebefore, butitseemsparticularlydosheoffJared, IvankanotletSecretServiceintheirbathrooms.
I'm justsayingthesairmenandwomenwholiterallywouldtake a bulletforyou.
Well, there's nowaythepresidentisgonnapayforRudy's gaswhenhewasalreadygivingitawayforfree, though I couldunderstand, wantedtotake a closerlookatRudy's expenses, giventhatsofarhesubmittedreceiptsforDeltabusinessclassbrandplasticbottlevodkauber x l T shirtthat I sleptinbehindtheracetrackandpayperviewporn.
Oops, allcousinswayGot a greatshowforyoutonight.
MyguestisBernieSanders.
Stickaround.
ThereOncewas a shipcalledthebellyotthename.
Hey, everybody, Welcometo a lateshow.
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