I'm guessing you're using the dating APs as all single young people are these days.

I'm told I go on every now and then and then my wife gets mad.

So, um, do you Because you are a suspicious person and your whole life is about scams.

You must have, ah, heightened suspicion and sense of mistrust.

When you're on a dating app, you must.

You know, I actually like dating app.

I feel bad for men on dating APS because if you're under like, you don't have this problem, Conan, because you're so tall.

But like if you're under 59 you get swiped left on so much on dating app.

When in reality, if you met a man who was under 59 in real life and you liked his vibes and you liked him, you would not discriminate against his height.

And I like to tell everybody that there's no such thing as 59 No one has ever been 59 No woman or man.

It's the whole scam of a height.

You don't think you don't think there's anybody on Earth who's 59?

No, there's not there.

Never has been.

We've been lied, Thio.

That's the height that Onley exists on dating APS.

Yes, it is an imagination.

It is not really, But I'm side one.

So I could get, you know, pretty much any height being so close to the ground and always finding change.

Okay, Now I have met you in person, and you are a You are a smaller, petite person at 51 and I'm curious.

Was that something you worried about when you were younger?

And you make peace with that right away?

I've always loved being short, and I was hoping that I would be short enough that I could get the government benefits.

But by the time I was 18, unfortunately, I grew a little too tall, so that was disappointing for me.

Um, you're a government benefits if you're under a certain height.

Is that right?

Yes, there are eso, you know, and and obviously it's not right to scam, you know, disabilities, communities and things like that.

But I thought I was legitimately going to be a part of it on.

I was bummed when I wasn't.

So you got upset that you grew okay?

Yes.

Okay.

So describe how you find dating APS.

How do you find them?

You know, what is your process for finding a good dating app?

I will.

You know, when I'm looking for love, I'm looking for you know, somebody who will cook dinner.

You know, get my dry cleaning may be organized.

My receipts, Uh, you know, every week.

And, um And as I started to same or I was like, Oh, I think I'm looking for an assistant, not a boyfriend, E.

But I am trying to scam a man into being my assistant.

Uh, okay, So that's basically we want you want.

Maybe there's two ways to go about it.

You can find a man that you like, and then try to convince him to do all those things.

Or you can hire ah, a male assistant and just then start dating him.

Oh, this is a good point.

I could but step into my office and which is my car?

Yeah.

E could see that.