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  • Where do you think babies come from?

  • Uh...

  • They sell them at hospitals sometimes.

  • Oh, they sell them at hospitals?

  • Mm hmm.

  • They're in like cages.

  • You need the doctor to get the key, unlock 'em and get the kid that you want.

  • How much do they cost?

  • Ten dollars!

  • When I was a baby, I was really big so they had to cut my mom's stomach and they had to stitch it up.

  • They come from up in heaven.

  • And that's all I know.

  • Is there another way?

  • Yeah.

  • Just use the nice words.

  • In their private spot.

  • Usually after marriage, the two couples kiss and then the man gives the woman something to help the baby hatch.

  • They grow sperms and then.

  • And then the woman becomes pregnant and really fat.

  • Come on, let's do it.

  • Okay, let's go to my house.

  • Uh oh, I have a baby in my tummy, let's go to the hospital.

  • Gotta have my baby.

  • Yeah, let's go home.

  • Now she's five.

  • Ooh let's go to the park. Yay.

  • I'm just curious of what that was.

  • I didn't know what that, this whole situation...

  • That was kissing.

  • Oh, okay.

  • So I kiss mommy.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • Whew.

Where do you think babies come from?

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