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  • Oh, yeah.

  • Hey, get me out of here!

  • Watch it, Mr Grabby Pants.

  • I don't like being carried around like that.

  • Geez.

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa!

  • Hi there.

  • What the heck are you?

  • Me?

  • Im a football?

  • You're a ball made a feat.

  • No, no, no Foot ball.

  • Get it?

  • Not made a feet.

  • Oh!

  • Whoa, whoa!

  • It's a melon.

  • I'm not a melon.

  • I'm a football.

  • Oh, no, you're not.

  • Not in America, buddy.

  • What freaking tourists is Melon made a feet to know.

  • Nobody's made a feet.

  • Boy, what's wrong with you?

  • I'm an orange Newsflash.

  • Thanks.

  • Your face is full of laces.

  • Somebody didn't take their shoes off.

  • You even know what a football is?

  • Yeah, It's a ball made of feet.

  • No.

  • Football is a game that pits to worthy opponents against each other in an arena made of violence and grace.

  • It's the only boring What?

  • You look like a mutated lemon.

  • You're a lemon head.

  • That's not even funny.

  • I'm shaped like this.

  • So it's easy to throw me throw you with her hands.

  • Yeah.

  • So what do you call the football then?

  • You should be called a handball.

  • No, you're a handball.

  • That's not my name.

  • Hey, hey, Handball.

  • It's football.

  • He handball.

  • Do you have any money?

  • No, because I want my quarterback.

  • Thing is getting a little name is handball.

  • Lemon head.

  • That's not my name.

  • Hey!

  • Hey, Handball.

  • Can you blow bubbles with your spit?

  • No.

  • Like this Watch.

  • That's disgusting.

  • Try it.

  • No, you're not trying.

  • Yeah, and I'm not going.

  • Thio, Stop that!

  • You'll love it.

  • No, I'm pretty sure I won't love it.

  • It's fun.

  • Know what's going on here?

  • I'm the star.

  • The Super Bowl.

  • And this is how I get treated Being berated by a talking orange Super Bowl?

  • Is that for a really big salad?

  • No, it's not for a really big salad.

  • Are you?

  • Actually that slow?

  • Hey, Handball.

  • What foot?

  • What?

  • Whoa!

  • He handballed denied your seat.

  • Oh, well, o e tell you I'm a bloody football, not him.

  • Yeah, right hand ball told me that you weren't made of feet.

  • Stupid melon.

  • Who let the oranges out?

  • Who let the oranges out?

  • Oh, whoa, whoa!

  • Hey, melon, You're back.

  • Hey, I told you before, I'm not a melon.

  • Geez, Don't get so angry.

  • Usually you're so melancholy.

  • Hey, hey, Melon.

  • I'm not a melon.

  • Hey, melon.

  • Hey, I'm not a melon.

  • Hey!

  • Hey, Melon.

  • What?

  • Whose air?

  • Uh huh.

  • No, No, Please stop it!

  • You please!

  • Stop it!

  • Please!

  • Oh, my God!

  • It's so annoying.

  • Please stop it.

  • Way Crap!

  • You're annoying.

  • P melon.

  • What is it?

  • But well, whoa!

  • Looks like you really got a kick out of that.

  • Hey, there, everybody.

  • It's Ham Williams Jr here.

  • And I want to know, Are you ready for some football?

  • E guess nobody told him he was getting fired.

  • Hello, and welcome to the 46th annual fruit bowl.

  • XlV I an Italian.

  • It's gonna be a heck of a matchup today as the New England plantains take on the New York giant apples.

  • Let's check in with our lifeline to the sideline.

  • Little apple.

  • Hey, that's midget apple.

  • That's right, Pair.

  • We're just moments away from the kick off and the tension is so thick you could cut it with Just kidding.

  • The only one who has to worry about anything is this guy e meet this year's football.

  • Oh, sure, he looks fine now, but just wait until the game is over.

  • Oh, game on with.

  • Oh, that's gotta hurt.

  • Let's see the instant replay with about putting a foot in your mouth while its third and 15th for the July apples welfare.

  • It looks like they're gonna have to come up with something big, too.

  • But there's the snap.

  • We'll be down already.

  • I'm on a interception.

  • Whoa!

  • So this is all a dream.

  • No interception.

  • And what's this Touchdown?

  • Whoa, midget Apple got planted.

  • It's awfully hard to pass on these plantains.

  • I'm not surprised.

  • Midget Apple always comes up short.

  • It's fourth and long for the joy apples that they're going for it back to the past.

  • Oh, it's a handoff.

  • Midget.

  • Apple's loose.

  • Whoa!

  • It's a rumble for the fumble with touch touch on the plantings habit.

  • I wonder where they found the energy to do that.

  • Well, orange.

  • It looks like somebody's been drinking.

  • Zoom, the official beverage of Fruitful 46.

  • Everything's faster with Zoom.

  • That's right, Orange.

  • It's so fast.

  • The first half is already over.

  • Wow, it's time to check out the star of our halftime show.

  • Give it up for Marshmallow Seo.

  • Someone want to tell me what unicorns have to do with Oh, talk about a wardrobe malfunction that sure wasn't kosher that the second half is underway.

  • Oh, no.

  • Did I miss Madonna?

  • Oh, midget.

  • Apple's got a kick out of that.

  • Oh, no, not again.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, oh, oh!

  • Whoa!

  • Looks like there's a flag on the play given up to the refs were catching this one.

  • That looks like very to me.

  • Daniel Bendel D oh, no bad news for the joy I apples.

  • With only seconds left in the game, they're gonna need a miracle finish.

  • Gotta dig deep, fellas.

  • Give it your all, Especially you.

  • What now you're talking to me For the last two hours, You thought I was football?

  • No.

  • Isn't that nice?

  • They took some time out to cuddle huddle, not cuddle.

  • This is it.

  • With a championship title on the line.

  • Here's with midget.

  • Apple's catching some serious air.

  • Whoa!

  • Talk about big blimp in there yet.

  • Oh, it looks like he's finally coming back down.

  • What's this?

  • Oh, he's on the crossbar.

  • Which way is he?

  • Got a ball.

  • Hey, get it, Get it!

  • Good time.

  • Whoa.

  • The plantains got feel.

  • It's all over now.

  • Except for the crime.

  • Oh, and one more thing.

  • Trophy E way needed a smaller trophy running up to all that.

  • The point when that's a base hit.

  • It sure is nice to get out of the kitchen for some fresh air.

  • Take me out to the ballgame.

  • Take me out to the wow my non existent ears.

  • Three.

  • Europe.

  • You hear that, fellas?

  • The game's over.

  • What are they so excited about?

  • Everyone's favorite time has finally arrived.

  • Snack time.

  • I love snacks.

  • Wait, Where are they?

  • I don't see any snacks.

  • Wow.

  • The oh, they want to be picked.

  • What kind of cool?

  • Later they drinking?

  • Nobody's drinking the Kool Aid.

  • And that's the problem way.

  • Wow.

  • I hope I get picked next.

  • I hope I get picked next.

  • I hope I get picked back.

  • I hope I get picked next.

  • Yeah, If you believe it, you could becoming Uh, yeah.

  • Could someone remind me why everyone's so excited to die?

  • A horrific death again?

  • Being consumed as a snack is the highest honor of food or drink could ever hope to achieve.

  • But sadly, no one ever picks May prune juice.

  • I don't know.

  • I'm healthy.

  • I've got vitamins, I'm in tip top shape.

  • I'll even keep you regular.

  • How do you taste terrible.

  • Yeah, Yeah.

  • If only that could be.

  • May chin up, Bruni.

  • If you wanna get chosen, I'm sure you can.

  • Dio, Steve, How was it?

  • It was everything I had hoped it would be and more blast.

  • I knew it.

  • I need to make myself a little bit more appealing somehow Perhaps I could mix a little bit of extra sugar in May or may be gets, um, or slightly colorful packaging.

  • Go prune juice.

  • I just wanna be chosen so badly as bad as your taste because that's pretty bad.

  • You're right.

  • Uh, don't cry, Bruni.

  • You'll get all wrinkly her.

  • At least you're healthy, right?

  • What's the point in being healthy if no one wants to eat?

  • You mean with foods?

  • That's the entire point.

  • Hey.

  • Hey!

  • Pro Me?

  • Yeah, and one final hand.

  • And I think it's coming for May.

  • It's probably coming for me.

  • I suppose there is one benefit to being healthy.

  • And what's that?

  • I'm so healthy.

  • I could do this.

  • Yes, Yes.

  • This'd is everything I've ever wanted on Mawr.

  • Oh, that kind of hurt.

  • Yeah, I'm sure it's gonna get E ever wish for this thing?

  • Uh, too bad I'm really crushed to see him go.

  • Dude, come on.

Oh, yeah.

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